Cats eat mice. Theyplay catch 'em. They play with 'em... AND THEY EAT EM! Not enough catsup in the world, pal.
1 November 1999
...and that's my pet cat. I have a name, you know!
2 November 1999
Food! GOTCHA! LUNCH TIME! In front of the TV, or out on the patio? TV!
3 November 1999
Garfield, these mice are out of hand! Get tough with them! Understand?! Okay. The ballet is off! Awwww...
4 November 1999
See, Garfield, you are the hunter...the mouse is the prey. Now what does the hunter do? Dork Boy
5 November 1999
Servant's entrance. I knew that.
6 November 1999
7 November 1999
We've sure had some good times, haven'T we, Garfield? WELL?! Is this one of them?
8 November 1999
9 November 1999
Check it out, Garfield. You can tell a lot about a man by his suit. And his cologne. You're a clown who works in a fish market?
10 November 1999
"Dear diary: I am bored." "The pets, on the other hand..."
11 November 1999
Ellen, this is Jon. EEEEK! CLICK She must have had an accident! Self-inflicted, no doubt.
12 November 1999
Don't let me keep you from whatever you were doing, Jon! Or to put it another way, get lost!
13 November 1999
Okay, Odie... This time we go for the world's record. Urf. One...two...thre...go! SLURP! YAAAAAAHHHHH
14 November 1999
I enjoyed a brisk three-mile run before breakfast. So, what did YOU do? Burp *I* enjoyed your breakfast.
15 November 1999
New book, Garfield. It's called "Normal Pets". You're not listed. I shun publicity.
16 November 1999
If you gain any more weight, you won't be able to move! Wow. A fringe benefit.
17 November 1999
Breathing? Just checking. Appreciate it.
18 November 1999
Lions are in the cat family. Lions are great hunters. YOU are a disgrace. Careful, I just slaughtered a herd of pickles.
19 November 1999
You could use some ambition. Does that come with fries?
20 November 1999
Jon! Look! Look, Jon, look! Look! Look! Look! Jon! Jon! Jon! Jon! Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! ALL RIGHT! WHAT IS IT?!! Made you look.
21 November 1999
We'd like to order a pizza. That's right. With everything that might conceivably be edible. They knew it was for you. I'm so proud.
22 November 1999
Z Pizza delivery truck? Three houses down...pepperoni!
23 November 1999
HONK! HONK! Bring the pizza to the door! I'm not getting out of my truck! Your cat's nuts! Hey, I'm a touchy, feely kinda guy.
24 November 1999
You the guy who ordered thew extra-extra-extra large pizza? Yes. Looks like we're gonna have to take out a wall. Heaven... * I'm in heaven. *
25 November 1999
Yuk! What? There's cat hair on my pizza! Hey, no big deal. And it doesn't appear to be yours. POO! POO!
26 November 1999
I wish I could be liked and admired. Or that I had a large sausage pizza. Of course, if I had a large sausage pizza, I wouldn't need to be liked and admired.
27 November 1999
28 November 1999
YEOWWW! Sometimes you just have to bite something.
29 November 1999
Odie chased his tail. Odie caught his tail. Odie buried his tail.
30 November 1999