Cats eat mice. - Theyplay catch 'em. They play with 'em... - AND THEY EAT EM! Not enough catsup in the world, pal.
1 November 1999
...and that's my pet cat. - - I have a name, you know!
2 November 1999
Food! - GOTCHA! LUNCH TIME! - In front of the TV, or out on the patio? TV!
3 November 1999
Garfield, these mice are out of hand! - Get tough with them! Understand?! Okay. - The ballet is off! Awwww...
4 November 1999
See, Garfield, you are the hunter...the mouse is the prey. - Now what does the hunter do? - Dork Boy
5 November 1999
- - Servant's entrance. I knew that.
6 November 1999
- - You're not a spider... Very perceptive, brick brain. - For your information, I happen to be a centipede... - A flat arthropod of the class chilopoda, with numerous body segments and legs. - Now you can write in your diary that you
7 November 1999
We've sure had some good times, haven'T we, Garfield? - - WELL?! Is this one of them?
8 November 1999
9 November 1999
Check it out, Garfield. - You can tell a lot about a man by his suit. - And his cologne. You're a clown who works in a fish market?
10 November 1999
"Dear diary: I am bored." - - "The pets, on the other hand..."
11 November 1999
Ellen, this is Jon. - EEEEK! CLICK - She must have had an accident! Self-inflicted, no doubt.
12 November 1999
Don't let me keep you from whatever you were doing, Jon! - - Or to put it another way, get lost!
13 November 1999
- Okay, Odie... - This time we go for the world's record. Urf. - One...two...thre...go! - - SLURP! - YAAAAAAHHHHH
14 November 1999
I enjoyed a brisk three-mile run before breakfast. - So, what did YOU do? - Burp *I* enjoyed your breakfast.
15 November 1999
New book, Garfield. - It's called "Normal Pets". - You're not listed. I shun publicity.
16 November 1999
If you gain any more weight, you won't be able to move! - Wow. - A fringe benefit.
17 November 1999
Breathing? - - Just checking. Appreciate it.
18 November 1999
Lions are in the cat family. - Lions are great hunters. - YOU are a disgrace. Careful, I just slaughtered a herd of pickles.
19 November 1999
You could use some ambition. - - Does that come with fries?
20 November 1999
Jon! Look! - Look, Jon, look! - Look! Look! Look! - Jon! Jon! Jon! Jon! - Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! - ALL RIGHT! WHAT IS IT?!! - Made you look.
21 November 1999
We'd like to order a pizza. - That's right. With everything that might conceivably be edible. - They knew it was for you. I'm so proud.
22 November 1999
Z - - Pizza delivery truck? Three houses down...pepperoni!
23 November 1999
HONK! HONK! - Bring the pizza to the door! I'm not getting out of my truck! - Your cat's nuts! Hey, I'm a touchy, feely kinda guy.
24 November 1999
You the guy who ordered thew extra-extra-extra large pizza? Yes. - - Looks like we're gonna have to take out a wall. Heaven... * I'm in heaven. *
25 November 1999
Yuk! What? - There's cat hair on my pizza! Hey, no big deal. - And it doesn't appear to be yours. POO! POO!
26 November 1999
I wish I could be liked and admired. - Or that I had a large sausage pizza. - Of course, if I had a large sausage pizza, I wouldn't need to be liked and admired.
27 November 1999
boing boing - Good day, sir. My name is Frank Flea and I'm a recent college graduate in search of an entry-level parasite position. - I assure you'd find me a dedicated employee, a hard worker, and a team player! - I may be new to this field,
28 November 1999
- YEOWWW! - Sometimes you just have to bite something.
29 November 1999
Odie chased his tail. - Odie caught his tail. Odie buried his tail.
30 November 1999