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Garfield

Let's play "Find the Donut!" Some days I hate you. All right, I'll give you a hint.

1 December 1999
 


 
Garfield

Will you stop staring at my food?! STOP IT! Not even a forlorn glance?

2 December 1999
 


 
Garfield

My name is Stephano. I am very rich and macho. tick tick tick Anyone want to chat? tick tick tick Whoa... Nobody can empty a chat room like Stephano.

3 December 1999
 


 
Garfield

I have places to go and things to do! I have no place to go and nothing to do. I'm running late! I'm right on schedule.

4 December 1999
 


 
Garfield

Who? Me?! Who?......me? Who? ME?! WHO?! Meeeee? Whooo? Me? Who? Meeeee?! Who?! Me?! He what? GARFIELD! Show time.

5 December 1999
 


 
Garfield

Ahem. stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp Yes, I'm aware of how many daysit is till Christmas. Well, let's get cracking!

6 December 1999
 


 
Garfield

Pooky, Christmas is coming! He's containing his excitement.

7 December 1999
 


 
Garfield

Christmas is just around the corner, Odie! -

8 December 1999
 


 
Garfield

Look, a Christmas card from Doc Boy! "Happy holidays to my chicken-ticklin', cow-tippin', rooster-rasslin', city boy brother". How sweet of him to remember all that! You can take the dork aout of the farn, but you can't take the farm outof the d

9 December 1999
 


 
Garfield

"Dear son, happy holidays from the farm. So much has been happening here..." "The mare had a foal, the sow had a litter, and the chicken had a stroke..." "...she was sure tasty, though". I'm starting to enjoy these letters fr

10 December 1999
 


 
Garfield

May I borrow three marshmallows? Sure. GARFIELD!

11 December 1999
 


 
Garfield

Okay, here we go... Dear Santa, I am writing this letter for my cat, Garfield, who has been an okay cat most of the year. SLAP! Delete Delete Delete Delete ...good all year. SLAP! Delete Delete Delete Delete tick tick tic tikkatikka tic A SAINT!!! Oh, PLE

12 December 1999
 


 
Garfield

Santa Claus isn't stupid, you know! I'd think twice before sending him that letter about how good you were this year! Maybe I should take out that part about winning the nobel peace prize. Really?! Can I shake your hand?

13 December 1999
 


 
Garfield

The All-Cat Channel now returns to: "Snowball, the Cat Who Slept Through Christmas". What's on? Z Some movie based on a true story.

14 December 1999
 


 
Garfield

No exact change? ...awww, go on through! On donner! On blitzen! We will return to "Melvin Weederpate, the Toll Booth Guy who Saved Christmas". This is getting out of hand.

15 December 1999
 


 
Garfield

We now return to "Murray, the Snake who Saved Christmas". Sssay, Sssanta, how about me guiding the sleight tonight? STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! Uh...we will return to...uh..."Cybil, the Chipmunk who Saved Murray" in a minute. I wonder who'lls

16 December 1999
 


 
Garfield

Hi, Grandma? It's Jon, calling to wish you happy holidays! Grandma? GANDMA?! CAN YOU HEAR M-... O.K., I'LL WAIT!! Turning her hearing aid? Turning down the heavy metal CD on her stereo.

17 December 1999
 


 
Garfield

I love the holidays. And I found the cutest Christmas decorations! Now, go stand on on the roof. Guess who's getting a rat in his stocking this year?

18 December 1999
 


 
Garfield

Oh, no...forget that! You ain't kissin' ME under the mistletoe, pal! SLUUURRRP!

19 December 1999
 


 
Garfield

Okay! OKay! We'll go buy a Christmas tree!

20 December 1999
 


 
Garfield

Time me! UNNGH! THUMP! OW! GAAH! DONK! WONK! NYAAHH! CRUNCH DOINK! TWIST The tree is up! Six hours, thirty-two minutes and sventeen seconds...a new record!

21 December 1999
 


 
Garfield

Hello, tree! Long time, no see! Hugging th tree again? You're just jealous.

22 December 1999
 


 
Garfield

O.K., the lights are up, the tree is up, the cards have been mailed, and the presents are wrapped. Let's see...what else needs to be don smack Oh yeah...bake the cookies. Where ARE your priorities, man?!

23 December 1999
 


 
Garfield

Any sign of him? Not yet. We ordered pizza.

24 December 1999
 


 
Garfield

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. C'mere, you. Merry Christmas!

25 December 1999
 


 
Garfield

bip boop bip beep Hi, Barbara, it's Jon Arbuckle... hOW'd ...you like to go... OUtwith me new yEARs EEEve? Stop pinching me!! That was fun! Call someone else.

26 December 1999
 


 
Garfield

I don't know, Garfield... I still say someone switched the gift tags. Nonsense. That flea collar is for you.

27 December 1999
 


 
Garfield

Hi, Lisa, it's Jon Arbuckle... I have two tickets to the polka joe concert at the Bowl-O-Rama for this new year's eve. Care to join me? I just learned three new words. Unsuitable for a comic strip, no doubt.

28 December 1999
 


 
Garfield

No, no, I understand completely, Patti. Some other new year's eve, perhaps. She hat to stay home to floss her otter. Trusting soul, or blooming idiot? You make the call.

29 December 1999
 


 
Garfield

Beth, sweetie, how'd you like to go out with the one and only MEEE on new year's eve? Ever laugh so hard you choke? Oh, I've hacked up a hairball or two...

30 December 1999
 


 
Garfield

Testing: one...two... BLAAT! New year's eve sound check. Come closer...

31 December 1999
 




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