NOK-NOK Who is it? Monday. - Come back tomorrow! Sorry, that's my day off. - Howzabout early next week?
1 February 1999
SOMEBODY threw away all of my shirts except this one. I * Cats I didn't do it! I swear! - -
2 February 1999
- Did you see my cheese danish? - Briefly.
3 February 1999
You don't respect me one teensy bit. - Not one eensy.weensy-teensy-weensy bit. - You can stop me anytime, you know. Throw in a few more weensies and I might.
4 February 1999
Any moment, that phone will ring, Garfield. - RING Ha! And it will be a beautiful woman desiring a date! - No, I am NOT plagued by unsightly nose hair. So close.
5 February 1999
I can't stop to visit. - - Well, I can stop, but I don't want to visit.
6 February 1999
- I am Lorenzo Garbanzo. - Many years ago you sent my grandfather to that big web in the sky... - Then you offed pop! - So I, Lorenzo Garbanzo, am here to avenge my ancestors! - SMACK! - Forgive me, grandfather. A proud yet squishy people.
7 February 1999
* RIIING - Hello? I'm back. - He WHAT?!! I'm gone again.
8 February 1999
That was Mrs. Woonduck. - Hmm...Woondick...Woonduck...hmmmm...Woon-duck...hmm...Woonduck...hmm... - You noogied her schnauzer. Oh yeah, the yeller.
9 February 1999
The complaints I get about you! I'm surprised you don't have a criminal record! - - I don't want to know... The food's not as bad as they say.
10 February 1999
Yes, Mrs. Nostrum?...your clothesline? ...uh.huh?... - Your best sheets? ...your chihuahua? ...I'm terribly sorry. It won't happen again... - I'm nailing your pet door shut. That's a lovely shade of vermilion you're sporting.
11 February 1999
Mrs. Peebrik wants to know what you did with her little dog. - - Look up. EEEEEEK!!! Amazing stuff, duct tape.
12 February 1999
You have terrorized the entire neighborhood this week! I hope you're happy! - And wipe that smile off your face! - Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
13 February 1999
- pat pat - Uh-oh - - - -
14 February 1999
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15 February 1999
- It needs something. - Yery funny!
16 February 1999
WHOCK! ? - - GARFIELD!!!
17 February 1999
- - That snowman needs to blow his carrot.
18 February 1999
I've stockpiled a gazillion snowballs to do battle with Garfield. - - I went with quality, not quantity.
19 February 1999
pat pat Rats! This is taking too long! And my hands are freezing. - I know! I'll go in and get the ice cream scoop! Good thinking! - And while you're at it, bring me the melon baller!
20 February 1999
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21 February 1999
Whew! Okay, let's go outside. - Boys? - YES?
22 February 1999
If you are cold, you can use one of my sweaters. Thanks. - - NOT TO START A FIRE! Make up your mind.
23 February 1999
My new goldfish has vanished. - What do you suppose happened to it, Garfield? He left you this note. - "I'm going on vabation"? That's supposed to be "vacation".
24 February 1999
Okay, I got ANOTHER goldfish. - If you're good, I'll let you name him. - How about "second helping"?
25 February 1999
- Ah-choo. Gesundheit. - GARFIELD!
26 February 1999
Z - GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK - Z
27 February 1999
- tic - - - ploonk clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap GARFIELD!
28 February 1999