NOK-NOK Who is it? Monday. Come back tomorrow! Sorry, that's my day off. Howzabout early next week?
1 February 1999
SOMEBODY threw away all of my shirts except this one. I * Cats I didn't do it! I swear! -
2 February 1999
Did you see my cheese danish? Briefly.
3 February 1999
You don't respect me one teensy bit. Not one eensy.weensy-teensy-weensy bit. You can stop me anytime, you know. Throw in a few more weensies and I might.
4 February 1999
Any moment, that phone will ring, Garfield. RING Ha! And it will be a beautiful woman desiring a date! No, I am NOT plagued by unsightly nose hair. So close.
5 February 1999
I can't stop to visit. Well, I can stop, but I don't want to visit.
6 February 1999
I am Lorenzo Garbanzo. Many years ago you sent my grandfather to that big web in the sky... Then you offed pop! So I, Lorenzo Garbanzo, am here to avenge my ancestors! SMACK! Forgive me, grandfather. A proud yet squishy people.
7 February 1999
* RIIING Hello? I'm back. He WHAT?!! I'm gone again.
8 February 1999
That was Mrs. Woonduck. Hmm...Woondick...Woonduck...hmmmm...Woon-duck...hmm...Woonduck...hmm... You noogied her schnauzer. Oh yeah, the yeller.
9 February 1999
The complaints I get about you! I'm surprised you don't have a criminal record! I don't want to know... The food's not as bad as they say.
10 February 1999
Yes, Mrs. Nostrum?...your clothesline? ...uh.huh?... Your best sheets? ...your chihuahua? ...I'm terribly sorry. It won't happen again... I'm nailing your pet door shut. That's a lovely shade of vermilion you're sporting.
11 February 1999
Mrs. Peebrik wants to know what you did with her little dog. Look up. EEEEEEK!!! Amazing stuff, duct tape.
12 February 1999
You have terrorized the entire neighborhood this week! I hope you're happy! And wipe that smile off your face! Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
13 February 1999
pat pat Uh-oh -
14 February 1999
15 February 1999
It needs something. Yery funny!
16 February 1999
WHOCK! ? GARFIELD!!!
17 February 1999
That snowman needs to blow his carrot.
18 February 1999
I've stockpiled a gazillion snowballs to do battle with Garfield. I went with quality, not quantity.
19 February 1999
pat pat Rats! This is taking too long! And my hands are freezing. I know! I'll go in and get the ice cream scoop! Good thinking! And while you're at it, bring me the melon baller!
20 February 1999
21 February 1999
Whew! Okay, let's go outside. Boys? YES?
22 February 1999
If you are cold, you can use one of my sweaters. Thanks. NOT TO START A FIRE! Make up your mind.
23 February 1999
My new goldfish has vanished. What do you suppose happened to it, Garfield? He left you this note. "I'm going on vabation"? That's supposed to be "vacation".
24 February 1999
Okay, I got ANOTHER goldfish. If you're good, I'll let you name him. How about "second helping"?
25 February 1999
Ah-choo. Gesundheit. GARFIELD!
26 February 1999
Z GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK Z
27 February 1999
tic ploonk clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap GARFIELD!
28 February 1999