I made out my will, Garfield. Can I have the fridge? I want to be cremated... And have my ashes spread over my accordion. Oh, but we'll be creamting your accordion as well.
1 April 1999
Will Jon come up with something to do this weekend? The crowd is on the edge of their seats... POLKA! Single file...exit to the left.
2 April 1999
Your shoes are on your knees, Jon.
3 April 1999
4 April 1999
Uh-oh. I can feel it coming. It's gonna be a... bad hair day.
5 April 1999
I sleep a lot. Sometimes I don't know if I'm awake or dreaming. And then sometimes I get a little hint.
6 April 1999
You know, there are times when I honestly feel you don't respect me. HUHHH Take now for an instance.
7 April 1999
Look, Garfield! A chest hair! Are you sure? Only REAL men have chest hair...virile, rugged men... I feel thet's just a piece of lint. OWIEEE Who, it IS a hair.
8 April 1999
Garfield, the weekend has officially started! Yup, we are now one minute into the weekend. Wake me when it's over.
9 April 1999
I'm off to conquer the world! Maybe the world is this way. I wouldn't know.
10 April 1999
tap tap pat pat pat BURP Mint? Why, thank you. You know, if you're not careful, you're going to spoil me.
11 April 1999
This isn't water... This is COOKING OIL! So much for sparrow fondue.
12 April 1999
I'm going to stand motionless in the backyard. Until lunch. If you know what I mean. Get back here!
13 April 1999
I may look like a cat, but I'm actually a REALLY big sparrow. We must do a worm sometime.
14 April 1999
CHOMP Hey! Where's my rubber ducky?!
15 April 1999
Mrs. Feeney, I may have a clue to the fate of "Mister Sweetywings".
16 April 1999
May I please eat you for lunch? No, you may not. Civilty is overrated.
17 April 1999
Yeees! The ice cubes have hardened! Garfield! How many times have I told you never to make eye contact with tha tman?!
18 April 1999
I'm in good mood. I wonder if I'm up to something?
19 April 1999
Starting contest! At each other, you idiot!
20 April 1999
That's odd. Ever have deja vu? No. That's ood.
21 April 1999
My future is looking bright! CRAMP! CRAMP! Has the future started yet?
22 April 1999
Ever hear one of those voices inside you, Garfield? A voice telling you to do something wild and crazy?... I'm putting on a kilt! Obeying his inner nerd.
23 April 1999
Jon isn't speking to me. I think. I'm not listening to him.
24 April 1999
Hmmm... I feel like a snack...maybe that last piece of pie... BURP Or those two hot dogs... BURRRRRRP BURRRRRRP Or the three buffalo wings... BRAAP BRAAP BRAAP Or the six-pack of soda pop... YURP-YURP YURP-YURP YURP-YURP Is thereANYthing left? How about a
25 April 1999
Catch the cat! Catch the cat! Say, isn't that a tail? Catch the tail! Catch the tail! Dogs...you gotta love 'em.
26 April 1999
Beware Of Dog What's this? This sign is past its expiration date. Hi!
27 April 1999
What a pathetic excuse for a dog! Grrr Check that...
28 April 1999
Hey, dog. Your x-rays are back. See that tiny dot? That's your brain. Why can't we all just learn to laugh at ourselves?!
29 April 1999
Beware of Insulting Dog. I wonder what that means? Excuse me, SIR. When is the litter due? Ahhh.
30 April 1999