Hey, look who I found on the lawn! That's bcause I PUT him there. I'll leave you two to visit. So, aside from the bigger belly and extra chin, what else is new? Garfield, do you feel a draft?
1 July 1999
Now, Garfield, Nermal came to visit you...be nice. Yeah...I thought fat folks were supposed to be jolly. Hee, hee, ha, ho, ho, ha, ho.
2 July 1999
How do you stay so cute? It's a gift, chunky...a gift. What was that flush I heard? I just put Nermal's "gift" in layaway.
3 July 1999
* Ah, this is the life... Kicking back and relaxing in my very own po-... Garfield?! What are you doing up on the roof? CANNONBALL! GAAHHH SPLOOSH That was fun! Blow it up again! Kindly remove your foot from my nostril so that Imay kill you.
4 July 1999
Some people travel the world. And here I sit with you. I feel sorry for them, too.
5 July 1999
Sit! Good boy!
6 July 1999
Know what drives me nuts? I'm not telling YOU. Oh, come on, I can always use new ideas.
7 July 1999
There's nothing Jon enjoys more... Than rubbing my tummy. If he knows what's good for him.
8 July 1999
Garfield, have you ever regretted any of the awful things you've done to me while I'm sleeping? Yes. This isn't one of them, though.
9 July 1999
I'm spending saturday night with a fat, worthless cat! Tht fat part was uncalled for.
10 July 1999
* DING * DING * DING * DING * DING Ted's Dong Repair.
11 July 1999
Ah yes, it's good to be back at the ol' diner! Hi, hon! What can I get you? For starters, a spatula. My hands are stuck to the counter. Some things never change.
12 July 1999
Mmm...I love the smells of a diner... Irma, what's that smell? Something sizzling on the grill? Naw. That's chef Tony. I'll be hitchhiking home now.
13 July 1999
How about you ham, Irma? Is it fresh? Oink Yes. Check.
14 July 1999
I'd like a glass of juice, please. What kind? Orange, sauerkraut, grapefruit or pickle? Uhh...orange. -
15 July 1999
What's this? ...your "He-Man Burger"? That's a five-pound patty of ground beef on a bun. Five pounds?! Who who could eat such a thing? uhh-EEE-yah-EEE-yaaah thump thump thump thump
16 July 1999
This coffee is great, Irma! Thanks, hon. I ground the beans myself. CLOP CLOP CLOP Why is she wearing golf shoes? I'd rather not know.
17 July 1999
dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig That's deep enough, Odie!
18 July 1999
AIIIEEEEEE YAH YAH YAH YAH YAAAAHHHH Anything interesting today? Nah, just bills.
19 July 1999
The next time I see you two, I expect you to be doing something worthwile. You know what that means, Odie? We'll never see Jon again.
20 July 1999
I have a real problem with your attitude latey, mister! That, and your Short attention span.
21 July 1999
Do you think your life can have an impact on the world? Absolutely. Have you noticed that there are fewer sparrows around here than there used to be?
22 July 1999
RING I won't go out with you! I wonder who that was? Rejected by wrong numbers! SMACK
23 July 1999
You need to eat a more balanced diet. Balanced? You mean as in more than one kind of donut?
24 July 1999
Hi, mouse. Hi, cat. So, what are you standing here for? I'm waiting for my carpool. Carpool? Oh, right...a mouse carpool! That's a hot one! slam! screeee Care to explain this? Mind if I don't?
25 July 1999
Pooky's looking a little dirty...what say I run him through the wash? My teddy bear is NOT dirty! Dusty, maybe.
26 July 1999
So long, old pal! Have a safe journey! sniff Bon voyage! You have no idea how much pressure I'm under.
27 July 1999
Pooky is in the wash this morning. You'll just have to find a subsitute for the next hour. Uh, Garfield. Shh. Pooky doesn't talk.
28 July 1999
Okay, Pooky made it through the wash cycle...I'm adding fabric softener now. No...this instead. Conditioner.
29 July 1999
Okay, Garfield, here comes Pooky... All clean and fresh from the dryer! -
30 July 1999
There he is, fresh from the dryer and all clean! What do you think? LICK Missed a spot.
31 July 1999