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Garfield

It's time to make a new year's resolution, Garfield. I resolve to lose weight and start exercising this year. What am I saying? I must be going waka-waka! I'm NOT going to diet! ... I'm NOT going to exercise! I'M FAT, I'M LAZY,AND I'M PROUD *OF* IT! Where

31 December 1978
 
 
     
Garfield

This year I resolve to lose weight... To be nicer to dogs... And to sprout wings and fly.

31 December 1979
 
 
     
Garfield

Here you are, Madelyn, my dear. There's a cat hair in my punch! GARFIELD!

31 December 1980
 
 
     
Garfield

Congratulations, Jon. Your cat has just made dieting medical history. How so? He's suffering from sugar withdrawal... And grease withdrawal, and starch withdrawal... And withdrawal withdrawal...

31 December 1981
 
 
     
Garfield

THERE'S A SPIDER! I HATE SPIDERS! Ha ha. I'll just flick him away. WHANG! Jon? Are you okay? ...Jon?

31 December 1982
 
 
     
Garfield

fffff POW! I didn't know you were in the bag, Garfield. I was playing a trick on Odie. At least I died for a good cause.

31 December 1983
 
 
     
Garfield

Hey, Garfield, get up. A new year is almost upon us! Great! Wake me next year. Come on. I'm having a party tonight and I want you to be there. If you insist.

31 December 1984
 
 
     
Garfield

Well, if this isn't RX-2, the talking scale. How are you today, felly? I'm depressed. What could a scale possibly be depressed about? How would you like to be stepped on every day and called a liar? Good point.

31 December 1985
 
 
     
Garfield

You guys will never guess what I found at the store. PHONY THE TEETH! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! Let's bite him in the neck.

31 December 1986
 
 
     
Garfield

Let's see. This year I've eaten 2,190 snacks and taken 1,822 naps. Oh, no! According to my figures I missed a nap in april and two in july! Uh...Garfield? QUIET, MAN! I HAVE SOME SERIOUS CATCHING UP TO DO!

31 December 1987
 
 
     
Garfield

A new year's resolution. Eating will no longer be a vice of mine. Henceforth, it will be a hobby.

31 December 1988
 
 
     
Garfield

You know, Garfield, it's tough being the life of the party. You couldn't be the life of the party at a morgue. Stand aside, Garfield. There's a wild and crazy new year's party out there with my name on it! Can I go, too? Now while I'mbusy being the life o

31 December 1989
 
 
     
Garfield

Well, another year is almost under the belt. And I've had 313 pretty good days. The mondays sucked.

31 December 1990
 
 
     
Garfield

ABANDON SHIP!!! THUD! Oops. Tide's out.

31 December 1991
 
 
     
Garfield

What are you waiting for? Midnight.

31 December 1992
 
 
     
Garfield

HAPPY NEW YEAR'S!!! BLAAAAT! December ...eve!

31 December 1993
 
 
     
Garfield

** fweeeeee Happy new year.

31 December 1994
 
 
     
Garfield

You know, Garfield... With a new year up to us, it's good to sit and reflect. To talk of what was, and what can be. Just you and me, pal. Do you hear what I'm saying? Yeah, you're saying we didn't get invited to a new year's party!

31 December 1995
 
 
     
Garfield

Garfield, it's almost midnight... He's a real party animal. Z

31 December 1996
 
 
     
Garfield

Dear friends, Well, the year is coming to a close, and what a year it was! Uhhhhh.... A year to end all years. Yessiree, what a year it was. Way to fill.

31 December 1997
 
 
     
Garfield

5-4-3-2-1... HAPPY NEW YEAR! going! It's not official until the spider drops. Hi, mom!

31 December 1998
 
 
     
Garfield

Testing: one...two... BLAAT! New year's eve sound check. Come closer...

31 December 1999
 
 
     
Garfield

Ten...nine... eight...seven... six...five... four...three... two...ONE... Garfield, it's seven in the morning... Practice makes perfect! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

31 December 2000
 
 
     
Garfield

Why can't I get a date for new year's eve, Garfield? Why, why, why, why?! WHY, WHY,WHY,WHY,WHY,WHY,WHY ?!! Can you say "mature"?

31 December 2001
 
 
     
Garfield

Not until midnight. You gotta promise me. C'mon, PROMISE! Oh, okay.

31 December 2002
 
 
     
Garfield

You want to wear the hat for a while? I don't think I could do it justice.

31 December 2003
 
 
     
Garfield

New year's eve... And he's all dressed up with no place to go. What a perfectly good waste of a perfectly bad suit.

31 December 2004
 
 
     
Garfield

Oh, so you have a party to go to tonight... Rub it in, why don't you? fweeeee

31 December 2005
 
 
     
Garfield

* I'm glad you could come over, Liz. Me too. You're going to experience a real Arbuckle Family New Year's! 10...9...8... 7...6...5... OK, get ready! 4...3...2...1... Here it comes! HAPPY NEW YEAR! Z

31 December 2006
 
 
     
Garfield

FIVE...FOUR...THREE...TWO...ONE... HAPPY NEW YEAR!! You want a new year's kiss? That's animal abuse, lady.

31 December 2007
 
 
     
Garfield

This year, I resolve to stay out of trouble... Which will require effort, determination... And being much sneakier.

31 December 2008
 
 
     
Garfield

I wonder if anything is going on. Like a party I haven't been invited to.

31 December 2009
 
 
     
Garfield

Look, Garfield! Mr. Barrow has his gorilla suit on! Now he's climbing up the side of his house. Here comes the banana dance. I'll watch just this once.

31 December 2010
 
 
     
Garfield

HAPPY NEW YEAR! Woo hoo! So that explains the hats.

31 December 2011
 
 
     
Garfield

Tonight we will all ring in new year with vigorous cardio workout! thump thump bip bip beep boop boop boop boop bip I'll get you for this. Hello? ...hello?

31 December 2012
 
 
     
Garfield

There comes a time when you have to assess yourself... I'm awesome! I should have done that years ago.

31 December 2013
 
 
     
Garfield

Mine is to not be so clumsy. THUD Resolutions are SO hard to keep.

31 December 2014
 
 
     
Garfield

I didn't go shopping, Garfield. We're having leftovers tonight. What year do you prefer? I'm rather fond of 1978.

31 December 2015
 
 
     
Garfield

BOOT! And when Odie hits the floor... It signals the start of the new year! CRASH!

31 December 2016
 




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