ssssss - - - - - Hey! There's cat hair all over the waffle iron! - Tell me something I DON'T know!
1 October 2000
Taking care of a cat isn't easy, but it's worth it! - - To the cat, I mean.
2 October 2000
Here's another ball of yarn! - - Twice the fun.
3 October 2000
Ah, the simple pleasure of lying in a basket of freshly washed laundry. - Get out of there. - Be careful, lest you offend ZARTOK, earthling!
4 October 2000
- - I was painting, you were shedding. I love what you've done with this room!
5 October 2000
I think I'll chase my tail. - Gotcha. - I don't know what dogs see in this.
6 October 2000
Listen to that! rrrr rrrr rrrr - There's no mistaking the purring of a contented cat. rrr rrr rrr - You forgot to jiggle the handle again. rrr rrr
7 October 2000
blah blah blah blah blah... - blah blah blah blah blah... - blah blah blah blah blah... - blah blah blah blah blah... - blah blah blah blah blah... - blah blah blah blah blah... - ...and on days we didn't have chores to do, Doc Boy and I
8 October 2000
I could have done things with my life. - But I didn't. -
9 October 2000
Sometimes it's hard to express our inner feelings. Nonsense. - I LOVE BACON! - Your turn.
10 October 2000
I'm growing a moustache, Garfield. - Facial hair is macho, you know. - I'VE always thought so.
11 October 2000
Odie, you're such a good boy! - And Garfield, you're such a...such a... - cat. A "good boy" would kill you, wouldn't it?
12 October 2000
That bully didn't like me looking at his girlfriend. - But the joke's on him. - My tie was darn tasty. That will teach him.
13 October 2000
Jon and Odie aren't home. - I hate being by myself. - There's no thrill in stealing your own food.
14 October 2000
Z - Z - Z - Z - Z - Z - Where have you been? Taking a progressive nap.
15 October 2000
Tails! - Heads! - Heads! - Welcome to "Catnip Corner"!
16 October 2000
Tonight, on "Weird but True," we're interviewing a man with a railroad spike through his head! Hi, Bob, glad to be here. - So, sir, how exactly did this happen? Hi, Bob, glad to be here. - Uh...has this affected you in any way? Hi, Bob, glad
17 October 2000
It's the "Binky the Clown Show"! - Today is "Health Day," kids! Let's see who's at the door... - Why, it's "Petey," the bloated tick! That is one ugly puppet.
18 October 2000
Okay, I admit it. I was wrong. Whaddya want, an apology?! - All, right, FINE! I'm sorry, do you hear me?!...SORRY! - S-O-R-R-Y!!! The weatherman is losing it.
19 October 2000
I did something unusual last night, Garfield. - I videotaped my entire date! click - Here she is slashing my tires. She's waving.
20 October 2000
Welcome to sixty minutes of televised silence. - - Read a book, why don't you? Quality programming.
21 October 2000
- My hair's on fire! - Ankle-biting woodchucks! - I'm being deported to Mongolia! - Locusts! - Your dinner will be a teense late. - Why does everything happen to ME?!
22 October 2000
Now take that glass of milk... - Is it half full, or half empty? Depends. - Do you have half a cookie?
23 October 2000
cluck cluck - cluck cluck - That might explain the fried hat for dinner.
24 October 2000
Do NOT kick the dog - - WHAP!
25 October 2000
I feel kinda low, mom. - I have no friends, I can'T get a date... - And the cat is wearing my underwear. I prefer your boxers.
26 October 2000
I have a date with Sally tonight, Garfield. - She likes her men strong and rugged. - I'm wearing a gorilla suit. With those shoes?
27 October 2000
My memories...by Jon Arbuckle. - I was born on a farm. - And them I wrote about my boring, empty existence. Short but honest.
28 October 2000
YAWN - - - I'M sorry, sir, your're too late. We're no longer serving breakfast this morning. - - SQUEEEZE - Boy, that smarts.
29 October 2000
** DING-DONG - Do you own an orange cat? Uh, yes. - Mr. Throttle's tulip bed is off limits. Let's see you scratch your nose.
30 October 2000
Garfield, I think we have vampires. - There are two puncture holes in my donut. - And all the jelly's been sucked out! I'll be in my coffin.
31 October 2000