ssssss Hey! There's cat hair all over the waffle iron! Tell me something I DON'T know!
1 October 2000
Taking care of a cat isn't easy, but it's worth it! To the cat, I mean.
2 October 2000
Here's another ball of yarn! Twice the fun.
3 October 2000
Ah, the simple pleasure of lying in a basket of freshly washed laundry. Get out of there. Be careful, lest you offend ZARTOK, earthling!
4 October 2000
I was painting, you were shedding. I love what you've done with this room!
5 October 2000
I think I'll chase my tail. Gotcha. I don't know what dogs see in this.
6 October 2000
Listen to that! rrrr rrrr rrrr There's no mistaking the purring of a contented cat. rrr rrr rrr You forgot to jiggle the handle again. rrr rrr
7 October 2000
blah blah blah blah blah... blah blah blah blah blah... blah blah blah blah blah... blah blah blah blah blah... blah blah blah blah blah... blah blah blah blah blah... ...and on days we didn't have chores to do, Doc Boy and Iwould borrow the tractor and d
8 October 2000
I could have done things with my life. But I didn't. -
9 October 2000
Sometimes it's hard to express our inner feelings. Nonsense. I LOVE BACON! Your turn.
10 October 2000
I'm growing a moustache, Garfield. Facial hair is macho, you know. I'VE always thought so.
11 October 2000
Odie, you're such a good boy! And Garfield, you're such a...such a... cat. A "good boy" would kill you, wouldn't it?
12 October 2000
That bully didn't like me looking at his girlfriend. But the joke's on him. My tie was darn tasty. That will teach him.
13 October 2000
Jon and Odie aren't home. I hate being by myself. There's no thrill in stealing your own food.
14 October 2000
Z Z Z Z Z Z Where have you been? Taking a progressive nap.
15 October 2000
Tails! Heads! Heads! Welcome to "Catnip Corner"!
16 October 2000
Tonight, on "Weird but True," we're interviewing a man with a railroad spike through his head! Hi, Bob, glad to be here. So, sir, how exactly did this happen? Hi, Bob, glad to be here. Uh...has this affected you in any way? Hi, Bob, gladto be he
17 October 2000
It's the "Binky the Clown Show"! Today is "Health Day," kids! Let's see who's at the door... Why, it's "Petey," the bloated tick! That is one ugly puppet.
18 October 2000
Okay, I admit it. I was wrong. Whaddya want, an apology?! All, right, FINE! I'm sorry, do you hear me?!...SORRY! S-O-R-R-Y!!! The weatherman is losing it.
19 October 2000
I did something unusual last night, Garfield. I videotaped my entire date! click Here she is slashing my tires. She's waving.
20 October 2000
Welcome to sixty minutes of televised silence. Read a book, why don't you? Quality programming.
21 October 2000
My hair's on fire! Ankle-biting woodchucks! I'm being deported to Mongolia! Locusts! Your dinner will be a teense late. Why does everything happen to ME?!
22 October 2000
Now take that glass of milk... Is it half full, or half empty? Depends. Do you have half a cookie?
23 October 2000
cluck cluck cluck cluck That might explain the fried hat for dinner.
24 October 2000
Do NOT kick the dog WHAP!
25 October 2000
I feel kinda low, mom. I have no friends, I can'T get a date... And the cat is wearing my underwear. I prefer your boxers.
26 October 2000
I have a date with Sally tonight, Garfield. She likes her men strong and rugged. I'm wearing a gorilla suit. With those shoes?
27 October 2000
My memories...by Jon Arbuckle. I was born on a farm. And them I wrote about my boring, empty existence. Short but honest.
28 October 2000
YAWN I'M sorry, sir, your're too late. We're no longer serving breakfast this morning. SQUEEEZE Boy, that smarts.
29 October 2000
** DING-DONG Do you own an orange cat? Uh, yes. Mr. Throttle's tulip bed is off limits. Let's see you scratch your nose.
30 October 2000
Garfield, I think we have vampires. There are two puncture holes in my donut. And all the jelly's been sucked out! I'll be in my coffin.
31 October 2000