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Garfield

Where are my sweat pants? I don't even want to know where my tee shirt is. Then don't look behind you.

1 February 2000
 


 
Garfield

I'm going to frolic ion the meadow! They built a hotel on it. You could hang out in the lobby.

2 February 2000
 


 
Garfield

That was Mrs. Brown on the phone. She says you bit her. Well?! She was wearing a mumu with pork chops printed all over it.

3 February 2000
 


 
Garfield

Florence, remember when you said I was no fun? Well, you'll have to change your tune! "1001 Elephant Jokes," baby! Run, Florence, run!

4 February 2000
 


 
Garfield

Remember the good times we've had, Garfield? Remember the mediocre times we've had, Garfield? Yeah...

5 February 2000
 


 
Garfield

...so I said, "it's gotta be brie, baby, or nothing at all..." Uh-oh...here comes your human...hide me! STUFF! On guard, I see. Keep up the good work! SLAP! GULP Mouse! Are you still there?! Barely. I have a death grip on youruvula

6 February 2000
 


 
Garfield

Mrs. Feeny's dog is on our lawn. I know. Looks like he's laughing. I hate him. What is he waving about? That was a perfectly good tail.

7 February 2000
 


 
Garfield

BEWARE OF THE DOG!! Spent all their money on advertising.

8 February 2000
 


 
Garfield

Dogs are brave. And you smell funny when you're wet! Cats are sarcastic.

9 February 2000
 


 
Garfield

Beware Of The Scary Dog grrr That's not scary. booo! Maybe a little annoying...

10 February 2000
 


 
Garfield

That's a great sign! Beware Of The Dog Why, thank you. It really suits you! Aw, gwan! I think I forgot something.

11 February 2000
 


 
Garfield

Beware of the dog! How come? Um... Because the people who make those signs have families to feed? sigh

12 February 2000
 


 
Garfield

pat pat unngh unnnnggghhh -

13 February 2000
 


 
Garfield

sniff sniff This snowman smells like coconut oil. Sunblock

14 February 2000
 


 
Garfield

WET PETS! WET PETS! Feel the power.

15 February 2000
 


 
Garfield

GARFIELD!

16 February 2000
 


 
Garfield

Okay, Garfield, it was fun for a while... But now it's gotten out of control. This has to stop.

17 February 2000
 


 
Garfield

Ellen, this is Jon. No! Don't hang up! I just want you to ask you for dinner! Yes, NOW you can hang up. Ahem... I'M available.

18 February 2000
 


 
Garfield

I worked hard today. Z And so now the fun begins.

19 February 2000
 


 
Garfield

* Welcome. Enter Password: Hmmm * tic tic tikka tic tick tic tic It's "lasagna," isn't it? Just a lucky guess.

20 February 2000
 


 
Garfield

clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap Thank you for that kind applause! clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap I said, thank you! clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap If you don't stopapplauding, I can't start

21 February 2000
 


 
Garfield

Presenting Odie...the dog of a thousand faces! Give or take 999.

22 February 2000
 


 
Garfield

Spotlight! SPOTLIGHT, you idiots! KRONG!

23 February 2000
 


 
Garfield

I have an older following.

24 February 2000
 


 
Garfield

We have a really BIG show tonight! -

25 February 2000
 


 
Garfield

Hey! I have a right to singl the blues! I also have the right to eat the pepperoni off of everyone else's pizza.

26 February 2000
 


 
Garfield

Yip! Yip! What is it, boy? Jon! Little Timmy has fallen down the old well! And, as it turns out, he LOVES it down there! He has a TV and a VCR, and he's away from his evil foster parents... So PLEASE don't rescue him! This is oneof the days I'm glad I do

27 February 2000
 


 
Garfield

How to Annoy How NOT to be Annoyed

28 February 2000
 


 
Garfield

You better not mess with us, Jon! Right, Odie? See? He agrees with me.

29 February 2000
 




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