Where are my sweat pants? I don't even want to know where my tee shirt is. Then don't look behind you.
1 February 2000
I'm going to frolic ion the meadow! They built a hotel on it. You could hang out in the lobby.
2 February 2000
That was Mrs. Brown on the phone. She says you bit her. Well?! She was wearing a mumu with pork chops printed all over it.
3 February 2000
Florence, remember when you said I was no fun? Well, you'll have to change your tune! "1001 Elephant Jokes," baby! Run, Florence, run!
4 February 2000
Remember the good times we've had, Garfield? Remember the mediocre times we've had, Garfield? Yeah...
5 February 2000
...so I said, "it's gotta be brie, baby, or nothing at all..." Uh-oh...here comes your human...hide me! STUFF! On guard, I see. Keep up the good work! SLAP! GULP Mouse! Are you still there?! Barely. I have a death grip on youruvula
6 February 2000
Mrs. Feeny's dog is on our lawn. I know. Looks like he's laughing. I hate him. What is he waving about? That was a perfectly good tail.
7 February 2000
BEWARE OF THE DOG!! Spent all their money on advertising.
8 February 2000
Dogs are brave. And you smell funny when you're wet! Cats are sarcastic.
9 February 2000
Beware Of The Scary Dog grrr That's not scary. booo! Maybe a little annoying...
10 February 2000
That's a great sign! Beware Of The Dog Why, thank you. It really suits you! Aw, gwan! I think I forgot something.
11 February 2000
Beware of the dog! How come? Um... Because the people who make those signs have families to feed? sigh
12 February 2000
pat pat unngh unnnnggghhh -
13 February 2000
sniff sniff This snowman smells like coconut oil. Sunblock
14 February 2000
WET PETS! WET PETS! Feel the power.
15 February 2000
16 February 2000
Okay, Garfield, it was fun for a while... But now it's gotten out of control. This has to stop.
17 February 2000
Ellen, this is Jon. No! Don't hang up! I just want you to ask you for dinner! Yes, NOW you can hang up. Ahem... I'M available.
18 February 2000
I worked hard today. Z And so now the fun begins.
19 February 2000
* Welcome. Enter Password: Hmmm * tic tic tikka tic tick tic tic It's "lasagna," isn't it? Just a lucky guess.
20 February 2000
clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap Thank you for that kind applause! clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap I said, thank you! clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap If you don't stopapplauding, I can't start
21 February 2000
Presenting Odie...the dog of a thousand faces! Give or take 999.
22 February 2000
Spotlight! SPOTLIGHT, you idiots! KRONG!
23 February 2000
I have an older following.
24 February 2000
We have a really BIG show tonight! -
25 February 2000
Hey! I have a right to singl the blues! I also have the right to eat the pepperoni off of everyone else's pizza.
26 February 2000
Yip! Yip! What is it, boy? Jon! Little Timmy has fallen down the old well! And, as it turns out, he LOVES it down there! He has a TV and a VCR, and he's away from his evil foster parents... So PLEASE don't rescue him! This is oneof the days I'm glad I do
27 February 2000
How to Annoy How NOT to be Annoyed
28 February 2000
You better not mess with us, Jon! Right, Odie? See? He agrees with me.
29 February 2000