Where are my sweat pants? - - I don't even want to know where my tee shirt is. Then don't look behind you.
1 February 2000
I'm going to frolic ion the meadow! - - They built a hotel on it. You could hang out in the lobby.
2 February 2000
That was Mrs. Brown on the phone. - She says you bit her. - Well?! She was wearing a mumu with pork chops printed all over it.
3 February 2000
Florence, remember when you said I was no fun? - Well, you'll have to change your tune! - "1001 Elephant Jokes," baby! Run, Florence, run!
4 February 2000
Remember the good times we've had, Garfield? - - Remember the mediocre times we've had, Garfield? Yeah...
5 February 2000
...so I said, "it's gotta be brie, baby, or nothing at all..." - Uh-oh...here comes your human...hide me! - STUFF! - On guard, I see. - Keep up the good work! SLAP! GULP - Mouse! Are you still there?! Barely. - I have a death grip on your
6 February 2000
Mrs. Feeny's dog is on our lawn. I know. - Looks like he's laughing. I hate him. - What is he waving about? That was a perfectly good tail.
7 February 2000
BEWARE OF THE DOG!! - - Spent all their money on advertising.
8 February 2000
Dogs are brave. - And you smell funny when you're wet! - Cats are sarcastic.
9 February 2000
Beware Of The Scary Dog grrr That's not scary. - - booo! Maybe a little annoying...
10 February 2000
That's a great sign! Beware Of The Dog Why, thank you. - It really suits you! Aw, gwan! - I think I forgot something.
11 February 2000
Beware of the dog! How come? - Um... - Because the people who make those signs have families to feed? sigh
12 February 2000
pat pat - - - unngh - unnnnggghhh - -
13 February 2000
sniff sniff - This snowman smells like coconut oil. - Sunblock
14 February 2000
- WET PETS! - WET PETS! Feel the power.
15 February 2000
- - GARFIELD!
16 February 2000
Okay, Garfield, it was fun for a while... - But now it's gotten out of control. - This has to stop.
17 February 2000
Ellen, this is Jon. - No! Don't hang up! I just want you to ask you for dinner! - Yes, NOW you can hang up. Ahem... I'M available.
18 February 2000
I worked hard today. - - Z And so now the fun begins.
19 February 2000
* - Welcome. Enter Password: - Hmmm - * - tic tic tikka tic tick tic tic - It's "lasagna," isn't it? - Just a lucky guess.
20 February 2000
clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap Thank you for that kind applause! - clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap I said, thank you! - clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap If you don't stop
21 February 2000
Presenting Odie...the dog of a thousand faces! - - Give or take 999.
22 February 2000
Spotlight! - SPOTLIGHT, you idiots! - KRONG!
23 February 2000
- - I have an older following.
24 February 2000
We have a really BIG show tonight! - -
25 February 2000
Hey! - I have a right to singl the blues! - I also have the right to eat the pepperoni off of everyone else's pizza.
26 February 2000
- Yip! Yip! What is it, boy? - Jon! Little Timmy has fallen down the old well! - And, as it turns out, he LOVES it down there! - He has a TV and a VCR, and he's away from his evil foster parents... - So PLEASE don't rescue him! - This is one
27 February 2000
- - How to Annoy How NOT to be Annoyed
28 February 2000
You better not mess with us, Jon! Right, Odie? - - See? He agrees with me.
29 February 2000