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Garfield

Another day has gone by. Why shouldn't it? We sure did nothing to stop it.

1 April 2000
 


 
Garfield

click ...get rich through real estate! click ...and now we'll pait a happy little deer by our little brook... click ...burn fat! Add muscle! click ...just rub on and watch those wrinkles melt away! click ...it slices! It dices! -Where were you? Oh, just d

2 April 2000
 


 
Garfield

You ate one of my goldfish! Now this one will be sad and lonely! Just sad. GARFIELD!

3 April 2000
 


 
Garfield

Hey, hey. You know, it's bad luck to eat a goldfish! So, I'll stay out of the casinos.

4 April 2000
 


 
Garfield

Garfield! You ate my goldfish! Did not! Did too! Did not! Did too!

5 April 2000
 


 
Garfield

Have you no shame? Shame...shame... Nope.

6 April 2000
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, have you met my new goldfish? Why yes, I... ! PTOO clonk

7 April 2000
 


 
Garfield

Full moon tonight. That's when I turn into a primal beast. I see I'm not alone. Go ahead. Stick your hand in here.

8 April 2000
 


 
Garfield

Wow! Look at that pretty girl in the water, Garfield! I'll get her attention! SHARK! YAAAHHH! EEEEK! YAAA! Look...here she comes! SLAP! How dare you panic all those people! Well, it can't get any worse than this. You called?

9 April 2000
 


 
Garfield

Boy, this is taking forever. tap tap Stop signs don't turn green, you dip.

10 April 2000
 


 
Garfield

I'm hungry. What are you doing in the glove compartment, Garfield? Looking for a snack. Care to join me? We have ketchup, mustard, relish, salt and soy sauce.

11 April 2000
 


 
Garfield

Jon cleaned his windshield this morning, and guess what that means... SPLAP You got it. YAAAH!

12 April 2000
 


 
Garfield

Two Happy Burgers. You don't sound happy. I said, two Happy Burgers, pal! Well, maybe you'll like a Grumpy Burger. HAPPY BURGERS! Would you like some rude fries with that?

13 April 2000
 


 
Garfield

I'm expecting an important call. Even a WRONG NUMBER could be important! I'll leave you alone with your fantasies.

14 April 2000
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, there's a rat out there! It's big enought to eat a dog! So, do something! * Heere, Odie!

15 April 2000
 


 
Garfield

scritch scritch scritch "Dear Diary..." Har-dee-har, har, har, Arbuckle.

16 April 2000
 


 
Garfield

hammer hammer hammer hammer WHACK! MOMMY! Uh, I mean, ow! Too late.

17 April 2000
 


 
Garfield

Yah. Paper cut. YAAH Envelope cut. THAAAH And that would be the stamp.

18 April 2000
 


 
Garfield

Ah gah a papah on my thung licking ahn anvewope. Potato chip? Thunks. NYAAH GAAHH NYAH NYAH GAH GAH GAH Fun with salt.

19 April 2000
 


 
Garfield

hammer hammer hammer hammer WHACK! OWWwwsaaay... THAT'S an interesting shade... Wave bye-bye to Mr. Fingernail.

20 April 2000
 


 
Garfield

saw saw saw saw saw sa Oops. Boy, I hope that can be sewn back on. Hey, I lost a button...Garfield?

21 April 2000
 


 
Garfield

hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer BOY, this is a long nail. Try hitting it with your forehead.

22 April 2000
 


 
Garfield

-

23 April 2000
 


 
Garfield

We need a change. How's that? It's a start.

24 April 2000
 


 
Garfield

The tablecloth just isn't enough. We really need to spice this place up. -

25 April 2000
 


 
Garfield

THE TOILET IS OVERFLOWING! Odie's cup runneth over.

26 April 2000
 


 
Garfield

DING ** DONG There's a dictionary salesman who's like to have a word with you.

27 April 2000
 


 
Garfield

I'm thinking positively, Garfiel. That phone WILL ring, it WILL be a woman, and she WILL go out with me! * RIING HELLO! Well? I'm taking mom to Bingo saturday.

28 April 2000
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, don't mess with my new plant. It's very expensive. And exotic. And friendy.

29 April 2000
 


 
Garfield

SMACK! SMACK! Garfield, what are you doing? I'm practicing being exasperated. I'm videotaping my sock drawer! SMACK!

30 April 2000
 




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