Greetings. Every animal has a special place... We cats favor windowsills. The luxury of lying in the warm sunlight... The panoramic view of the world...the passing parade of humanity. We cats favor the floor...
Jon, let's savor this moment. I have a banana in my ear. Someday we'll remember when you tripped over me coming back from the grocery...and laugh! There are grapes in my nose. These are the good old days! I'm going to kill you.
Enjoy your dinner, Garfield? Very tasty. I call it "Back-of-the-fridge-bottom-shelf-behind-the-baking-soda stew". I can only make it about once every five years. That's just a little bit more than I needed to know.
Went with the lowest bidder. Beware of Dog Ah, the simple, direct approach. Beware of DOG Self-explanatory. Beware of DUMB MUTT High-tech mixed breed. Beware of |||||||| No threat there. Beware of Poochie. I believe we have awinner.
"Dear Jonathan G. Arbuckle," "a /very/ Happy Holidays /to you/, Jonathan Q. Arbuckle, /and yours on this, the most joyous time of year/, Jonathan Q. Arbuckle." How sweet. He loves the folks at the insurance company.
We now return to "Edward Fernbergle, The Certified Public Accountant Who Saved Chistmas". * RIIING * RIIING Hello? Santa, the elves have been skimming from petty cash! Ed! You've saved us! Slap them in tiny irons!