"Moby Dick". - Big whale...obsessed sea captain...chase...fight...Ahab buys the farm, Moby swims into sunset. The End. - Tune in again for "Ten-Second Stories". Next week they're doing "War and Peace".
Greetings. - Every animal has a special place... - We cats favor windowsills. - The luxury of lying in the warm sunlight... - The panoramic view of the world...the passing parade of humanity. - - We cats favor the floor...
Jon, let's savor this moment. I have a banana in my ear. - Someday we'll remember when you tripped over me coming back from the grocery...and laugh! There are grapes in my nose. - These are the good old days! I'm going to kill you.
Enjoy your dinner, Garfield? Very tasty. - I call it "Back-of-the-fridge-bottom-shelf-behind-the-baking-soda stew". - I can only make it about once every five years. That's just a little bit more than I needed to know.
- ooooooooog... - gurgle argle argle - noogle argle gargle oogle - arguley doogley rarg-a- roog- oog- oog a-choob - It has a nice melody, but you can't dance to it. - Hungry cats have no sense of humor.
contestant number one, but your last slap was, in fact, an eye poink. - Two points off... Two points?! That wasn't an eye poink! HERE'S an eye poink! - POINK And the ref goes down! What did we ever do before 32 sports channels?
irregular about that? - ...soaping her car windows with the words "Feeny is a weenie"?!! You know I can't spell...I paid a kid to do that! - What am I going to do with you?! Relax...here, have a bran muffin.
- Ahhh...there she is. - A little to the left... - A little more...that's it... - A liiiiiiiitle more... - *snap* THUD WOOOOOOH! - WHO dug the the tiger trap in Mrs. Feeny's flower bed?! WEEEEEEE I love sirens.
"Dear Jonathan G. Arbuckle," - "a /very/ Happy Holidays /to you/, Jonathan Q. Arbuckle, /and yours on this, the most joyous time of year/, Jonathan Q. Arbuckle." - How sweet. He loves the folks at the insurance company.
We now return to "Edward Fernbergle, The Certified Public Accountant Who Saved Chistmas". - * RIIING * RIIING Hello? - Santa, the elves have been skimming from petty cash! Ed! You've saved us! Slap them in tiny irons!
...I said HI!! ...nope...still single...SINGLE!!...SINGLE!!! - Doc Boy?... DOC BOY?! SURE...PUT HOM ON!!! - Hello? Hello? - Talk into the other end, Doc Boy! Happy holidays, all you family members out there.
Can you believe it?! Patti broke our date, and now I'm stuck with two tickets to the new year's eve dance! - Now what do I do? Duh... - Go stag, scalp the other ticket at the door, and buy me something.