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Garfield

Here's your mail. And here's the mailman's wallet. Leave the poor man alone! Boy, are his kids ugly.

1 January 2001
 


 
Garfield

What do you want to do? OKay. -

2 January 2001
 


 
Garfield

Home is where you can walk around in your underwear. Home is where you can drink milk out of the carton. Home is where you can scratch where it itches.

3 January 2001
 


 
Garfield

I met a reporter yesterday, Garfield. She was looking for a human-interest story. She took my picture! "Park Attracts Geeks"

4 January 2001
 


 
Garfield

Friday night... And I'm home with a cat! Could anyone be more depressed?

5 January 2001
 


 
Garfield

My life stinks, Garfield...like a wet dog. Like old sweat socks... Like... I GET THE POINT!

6 January 2001
 


 
Garfield

donk! Donk? Donk? donk donk donk donk donk Wow! Look at that! donk donk donk donk Golf ball-sized hail! donk donk donk donk donk -He really should seek professional help. donk thwock

7 January 2001
 


 
Garfield

I didn't buy any kitty treats, Garfield, and you know why? Because life is not a treat, that's why. Rmeember that as I pull out a neck hair.

8 January 2001
 


 
Garfield

I have things to do! I have places to go! So, that's what having a life feels like. Never hurts to practice.

9 January 2001
 


 
Garfield

Time to reflect on the day... YAAAAAHHH!! Why do you do that to yourself?

10 January 2001
 


 
Garfield

Odie...a water balloon... A claw... That didn't turn out quite how I had hoped.

11 January 2001
 


 
Garfield

"The crew of the doomed ship had lost hope." "Provisions gone...no one had eaten in days..." "The ship's cat appeared on the deck..." Bedtime!

12 January 2001
 


 
Garfield

We had a cat back on the farm, Garfield. He was a great ratter. The bigger the better! You would have liked him. I don't hang with psychos.

13 January 2001
 


 
Garfield

Yes?... You WILL go out with me?!...if I what?... cluck-cluck-buck.buc-buc-buc-kaww... Am I what? Yes, I'm flapping my arms. Heaven forbid he should embarrass himself in front of the cat.

14 January 2001
 


 
Garfield

Quiet on the set! ACTION! Nice try.

15 January 2001
 


 
Garfield

All is right in my universe. Stringmaaaan! Gotta get a smaller universe.

16 January 2001
 


 
Garfield

I have many hopes and dreams for the future. I have a salami sandwich! How about dreaming up some iced tea?

17 January 2001
 


 
Garfield

Been eating those fruit-shaped refrigerator magnets again? Maybe.

18 January 2001
 


 
Garfield

BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT My parents wanted me to be a sweater, but noooooo...

19 January 2001
 


 
Garfield

Empires raise and fall. SE?! WHY RISE?!

20 January 2001
 


 
Garfield

bip bip boop beep boop Hello, is Evelyn there? What's that? She doesn't live there anymore? She's hopped a freighter for Borneo? She's forsworn all her material possessions and modern ways of living? Wow. She didn't mention thaton our date last night. You

21 January 2001
 


 
Garfield

Today wasn't a good day. But I guess it wasn't a bad day either. So you're saying it wasn't a day at all.

22 January 2001
 


 
Garfield

I'm not going to shed anymore. I've contracted the job out. -

23 January 2001
 


 
Garfield

Out there are all of nature's wonders! In here are corn chips and dip. I want it all!

24 January 2001
 


 
Garfield

Crime, taxes, war, strife... Natural disasters, economic ruin... Sigh... There sure is a lot of shedding in this world.

25 January 2001
 


 
Garfield

Make a note, Garfield. Never eat a goldfish right before bedtime.

26 January 2001
 


 
Garfield

You! Remember this! It's not polite to point!

27 January 2001
 


 
Garfield

FOOMP -

28 January 2001
 


 
Garfield

Good movie on tonight, Garfield. Herbie the Chipmunk in... "Attack of the Tiny Herbivores". I guess all the scary animals have been used up.

29 January 2001
 


 
Garfield

"Moby Dick". Big whale...obsessed sea captain...chase...fight...Ahab buys the farm, Moby swims into sunset. The End. Tune in again for "Ten-Second Stories". Next week they're doing "War and Peace".

30 January 2001
 


 
Garfield

Today on "Everybody Corner," my lovely assistant and I will be demonstrating correct plucking techniques. poink! OW! JERK! pssst! PEPPER SPRAY! GAAHH! SECURITY! I love TV.

31 January 2001
 




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