Hey, Jon! - Look at me! - I'm i three rooms at the same time! Diet time!
1 October 2001
You're fat. - No, no, I am big boned. - Godzilla was big boned...you're fat.
2 October 2001
No more snacks for you, Garfield. Fine. - You are on a strict diet. Whatever you say. - And I filled in the tunnel to the refrigerator. My life is over.
3 October 2001
It's not the dieting that gets to me. - - It's the NOT EATING part!!!
4 October 2001
Aren't you going to eat your dinner? - I'm deciding. - I may just weep instead.
5 October 2001
Garfield... - How's the diet going? Great! - You have frosting on your lips. I pillaged a bake sale.
6 October 2001
- A candy bar! ...but I'm on a diet... - This must be a test... - -or a trick... - Test...trick...test..trick... - GRAB - SQUEEK! AH-HA! Both.
7 October 2001
Well, one good thing about this diet... - -at least I haven't had any of those weird... - Hey, pal, how's about a snack? Hallucinations.
8 October 2001
Saaay...YOU'Re looking hungry. You're just a dietary hallucination. GO away. - I can't, until you stop obsessing about me. - I'd like you to meet a close, dear and personal obsession of mine.
9 October 2001
I'm a donut...eat me! No you're not. You're just a diet-induced hallucination. - Now I'm frosted! Sorry. You're not real. - With sprinkles! All right. Come here.
10 October 2001
There has GOT to be an easier way to lose weight. - You could exercise. - munch munch munch munch munch Nummm.
11 October 2001
I don't tink I can eat all of my lettuce leaf. - - BECAUSE I'M PLANNING TO PASS OUT FROM HUNGER!
12 October 2001
Celery! - If science could find a use for it, we wouldn't have to eat it to get rid of it! - Diet starting to get to you?
13 October 2001
- Hey, cat... - I've been thinking a lot about my mortality lately. Oh? - Yeah, is the afterlife a continuation of the journey of one's spirit, or is it more of an ephemeral thing?... - Could it be a new beginning?...A portal to a new and
14 October 2001
If you finish your carrot, you may have another. - - Finished.
15 October 2001
That was the vet. She says you can go off your diet now. - THUD - Are you all right?! Quick! Mouth-to-leat loaf resuscitation!
16 October 2001
You're being annoying, Odie. - Still annoying. - Not quite getting the drif, are you, pal?
17 October 2001
Your pointy elbows give me a headache. - You lost me there, Jon... - That makes no sense at all.
18 October 2001
Why am *I* always having to beg for dates?! I'm going to let the girls call ME! - - Dr. Livingstone, I presume?
19 October 2001
Garfield, the kid across the street has lost his turtle. - You don't say. - Can he describe it?
20 October 2001
Burp - burrrrrrrp - BUURRRRRRAP - BUUURRUUP - BRAAAAP - BURP - Nice try...mere mortal.
21 October 2001
- WHOOOOMP! - BUNGEE DOGGGG!
22 October 2001
- TOING! ? - SLING-SHOT DOOOGGG!
23 October 2001
shikka shikka shikka shikka shikka shikka - - AAATTIC DOOOGGG!!
24 October 2001
- - ROOOOF DOOOGGG!!
25 October 2001
Eeeww...cold coffee. - WHOOMPO - WARM-UP DOOOGGG!
26 October 2001
DING-DONG ** - DING-DONG ** - DOOORRRR DOOOGGG!
27 October 2001
- Sigh - I have no life... - Jon has no life... - Odie has... - SLURRP slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp - Veeeeeery little life left.
28 October 2001
- - A cookie chocolate chip.
29 October 2001
Good dog. - Bad dog. - Complex, aren't they?
30 October 2001
Does the word "glutton" mean anything to you? - How about "hog boy"? - How about "Mister Fatty-Fat-Fat"?!! People without donuts are so bitter.
31 October 2001