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Garfield

Hey, Jon! Look at me! I'm i three rooms at the same time! Diet time!

1 October 2001
 


 
Garfield

You're fat. No, no, I am big boned. Godzilla was big boned...you're fat.

2 October 2001
 


 
Garfield

No more snacks for you, Garfield. Fine. You are on a strict diet. Whatever you say. And I filled in the tunnel to the refrigerator. My life is over.

3 October 2001
 


 
Garfield

It's not the dieting that gets to me. It's the NOT EATING part!!!

4 October 2001
 


 
Garfield

Aren't you going to eat your dinner? I'm deciding. I may just weep instead.

5 October 2001
 


 
Garfield

Garfield... How's the diet going? Great! You have frosting on your lips. I pillaged a bake sale.

6 October 2001
 


 
Garfield

A candy bar! ...but I'm on a diet... This must be a test... -or a trick... Test...trick...test..trick... GRAB SQUEEK! AH-HA! Both.

7 October 2001
 


 
Garfield

Well, one good thing about this diet... -at least I haven't had any of those weird... Hey, pal, how's about a snack? Hallucinations.

8 October 2001
 


 
Garfield

Saaay...YOU'Re looking hungry. You're just a dietary hallucination. GO away. I can't, until you stop obsessing about me. I'd like you to meet a close, dear and personal obsession of mine.

9 October 2001
 


 
Garfield

I'm a donut...eat me! No you're not. You're just a diet-induced hallucination. Now I'm frosted! Sorry. You're not real. With sprinkles! All right. Come here.

10 October 2001
 


 
Garfield

There has GOT to be an easier way to lose weight. You could exercise. munch munch munch munch munch Nummm.

11 October 2001
 


 
Garfield

I don't tink I can eat all of my lettuce leaf. BECAUSE I'M PLANNING TO PASS OUT FROM HUNGER!

12 October 2001
 


 
Garfield

Celery! If science could find a use for it, we wouldn't have to eat it to get rid of it! Diet starting to get to you?

13 October 2001
 


 
Garfield

Hey, cat... I've been thinking a lot about my mortality lately. Oh? Yeah, is the afterlife a continuation of the journey of one's spirit, or is it more of an ephemeral thing?... Could it be a new beginning?...A portal to a new andbetter place?... SLAP Se

14 October 2001
 


 
Garfield

If you finish your carrot, you may have another. Finished.

15 October 2001
 


 
Garfield

That was the vet. She says you can go off your diet now. THUD Are you all right?! Quick! Mouth-to-leat loaf resuscitation!

16 October 2001
 


 
Garfield

You're being annoying, Odie. Still annoying. Not quite getting the drif, are you, pal?

17 October 2001
 


 
Garfield

Your pointy elbows give me a headache. You lost me there, Jon... That makes no sense at all.

18 October 2001
 


 
Garfield

Why am *I* always having to beg for dates?! I'm going to let the girls call ME! Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

19 October 2001
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, the kid across the street has lost his turtle. You don't say. Can he describe it?

20 October 2001
 


 
Garfield

Burp burrrrrrrp BUURRRRRRAP BUUURRUUP BRAAAAP BURP Nice try...mere mortal.

21 October 2001
 


 
Garfield

WHOOOOMP! BUNGEE DOGGGG!

22 October 2001
 


 
Garfield

TOING! ? SLING-SHOT DOOOGGG!

23 October 2001
 


 
Garfield

shikka shikka shikka shikka shikka shikka AAATTIC DOOOGGG!!

24 October 2001
 


 
Garfield

ROOOOF DOOOGGG!!

25 October 2001
 


 
Garfield

Eeeww...cold coffee. WHOOMPO WARM-UP DOOOGGG!

26 October 2001
 


 
Garfield

DING-DONG ** DING-DONG ** DOOORRRR DOOOGGG!

27 October 2001
 


 
Garfield

Sigh I have no life... Jon has no life... Odie has... SLURRP slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp Veeeeeery little life left.

28 October 2001
 


 
Garfield

A cookie chocolate chip.

29 October 2001
 


 
Garfield

Good dog. Bad dog. Complex, aren't they?

30 October 2001
 


 
Garfield

Does the word "glutton" mean anything to you? How about "hog boy"? How about "Mister Fatty-Fat-Fat"?!! People without donuts are so bitter.

31 October 2001
 




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