Hey, Jon! Look at me! I'm i three rooms at the same time! Diet time!
1 October 2001
You're fat. No, no, I am big boned. Godzilla was big boned...you're fat.
2 October 2001
No more snacks for you, Garfield. Fine. You are on a strict diet. Whatever you say. And I filled in the tunnel to the refrigerator. My life is over.
3 October 2001
It's not the dieting that gets to me. It's the NOT EATING part!!!
4 October 2001
Aren't you going to eat your dinner? I'm deciding. I may just weep instead.
5 October 2001
Garfield... How's the diet going? Great! You have frosting on your lips. I pillaged a bake sale.
6 October 2001
A candy bar! ...but I'm on a diet... This must be a test... -or a trick... Test...trick...test..trick... GRAB SQUEEK! AH-HA! Both.
7 October 2001
Well, one good thing about this diet... -at least I haven't had any of those weird... Hey, pal, how's about a snack? Hallucinations.
8 October 2001
Saaay...YOU'Re looking hungry. You're just a dietary hallucination. GO away. I can't, until you stop obsessing about me. I'd like you to meet a close, dear and personal obsession of mine.
9 October 2001
I'm a donut...eat me! No you're not. You're just a diet-induced hallucination. Now I'm frosted! Sorry. You're not real. With sprinkles! All right. Come here.
10 October 2001
There has GOT to be an easier way to lose weight. You could exercise. munch munch munch munch munch Nummm.
11 October 2001
I don't tink I can eat all of my lettuce leaf. BECAUSE I'M PLANNING TO PASS OUT FROM HUNGER!
12 October 2001
Celery! If science could find a use for it, we wouldn't have to eat it to get rid of it! Diet starting to get to you?
13 October 2001
Hey, cat... I've been thinking a lot about my mortality lately. Oh? Yeah, is the afterlife a continuation of the journey of one's spirit, or is it more of an ephemeral thing?... Could it be a new beginning?...A portal to a new andbetter place?... SLAP Se
14 October 2001
If you finish your carrot, you may have another. Finished.
15 October 2001
That was the vet. She says you can go off your diet now. THUD Are you all right?! Quick! Mouth-to-leat loaf resuscitation!
16 October 2001
You're being annoying, Odie. Still annoying. Not quite getting the drif, are you, pal?
17 October 2001
Your pointy elbows give me a headache. You lost me there, Jon... That makes no sense at all.
18 October 2001
Why am *I* always having to beg for dates?! I'm going to let the girls call ME! Dr. Livingstone, I presume?
19 October 2001
Garfield, the kid across the street has lost his turtle. You don't say. Can he describe it?
20 October 2001
Burp burrrrrrrp BUURRRRRRAP BUUURRUUP BRAAAAP BURP Nice try...mere mortal.
21 October 2001
WHOOOOMP! BUNGEE DOGGGG!
22 October 2001
TOING! ? SLING-SHOT DOOOGGG!
23 October 2001
shikka shikka shikka shikka shikka shikka AAATTIC DOOOGGG!!
24 October 2001
25 October 2001
Eeeww...cold coffee. WHOOMPO WARM-UP DOOOGGG!
26 October 2001
DING-DONG ** DING-DONG ** DOOORRRR DOOOGGG!
27 October 2001
Sigh I have no life... Jon has no life... Odie has... SLURRP slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp Veeeeeery little life left.
28 October 2001
A cookie chocolate chip.
29 October 2001
Good dog. Bad dog. Complex, aren't they?
30 October 2001
Does the word "glutton" mean anything to you? How about "hog boy"? How about "Mister Fatty-Fat-Fat"?!! People without donuts are so bitter.
31 October 2001