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Garfield

Some people think of pets as their children. So...dad. Do you have a will?

1 November 2001
 


 
Garfield

I have a date with Cindy, Garfield. She likes the strong, silent type. So I'm dressed as a muscle-bound mime. Try not to get beat up.

2 November 2001
 


 
Garfield

Haven't we met somewhere before? Yes. I wonder if that's good or bad. She's picking up a rock!

3 November 2001
 


 
Garfield

Ahhh...there she is. A little to the left... A little more...that's it... A liiiiiiiitle more... *snap* THUD WOOOOOOH! WHO dug the the tiger trap in Mrs. Feeny's flower bed?! WEEEEEEE I love sirens.

4 November 2001
 


 
Garfield

Oh, Garfield, may I have a word with you? Can it wait? I'm busy chasing the mouse.

5 November 2001
 


 
Garfield

And don't come back! Too late.

6 November 2001
 


 
Garfield

* ching ching * ching ching We seem to be infested with cowboys.

7 November 2001
 


 
Garfield

nok nok May I borrow a cup of sugar? Sure. I said a CUP, not a thimble! I can't win here.

8 November 2001
 


 
Garfield

Garfield! Present. What? He didn't seem very happy. The man is an enigma.

9 November 2001
 


 
Garfield

The mice and I have an agreement. I don't eat them... * And they don't booby trap the litter box.

10 November 2001
 


 
Garfield

brrrrrr It is FREEZING in here! Ah-HA! I knew I still had those old rubber arms! Get away from that thermostat!

11 November 2001
 


 
Garfield

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12 November 2001
 


 
Garfield

You wouldn't be so happy if you were seeing what I'm seeing. How long have you been carrying that around waiting for me to say that?

13 November 2001
 


 
Garfield

OW!! Garfield, you oaf! That was my foot you stepped on! GAAAHH Now you have a matched set.

14 November 2001
 


 
Garfield

Why, yes, Judy, I am as masculine as I sound. O.K. Judy, you'r eon! I just bought three thousand dollars worth of windows. Was Judy as slick as she sounded?

15 November 2001
 


 
Garfield

DING DONG ** That's my date. Now be nice. EEEEEK! I havened even OPENED the door yet! Just getting it out of the way.

16 November 2001
 


 
Garfield

Wow... Two beautiful days in a row! I hate reruns.

17 November 2001
 


 
Garfield

If you think you're psyching me out, you're mistaken.

18 November 2001
 


 
Garfield

I'm a bug. I eat bugs. I eat birds. My hero! STOMP!

19 November 2001
 


 
Garfield

Beware of the Dog Monday, Wednesday and Friday It's tuesday. Pencil me in for tomorrow.

20 November 2001
 


 
Garfield

Hey! I went to high school with that sweater!

21 November 2001
 


 
Garfield

So, did you finally get enough to eat? Depends... Is there anything left?

22 November 2001
 


 
Garfield

So why won't you go out with me? What?! Not MANLY enough?! Boy, that'll take the starch out of your petticoat. Easy, big fella.

23 November 2001
 


 
Garfield

What do you think of my new suit? YAAAHHH! MY EYES! MY EYES! And don't sugarcoat it.

24 November 2001
 


 
Garfield

YAWN pat pat pat Nope. Rats. The heck with it. I thought you were napping. Couldn't find my spot.

25 November 2001
 


 
Garfield

I wonder if I should go for a walk... No way! I refuse! I'm outvoted.

26 November 2001
 


 
Garfield

Whenever things are missing they call on a dog to track it down. Has it occured to anyone that dogs might be taking that stuff to begin with?

27 November 2001
 


 
Garfield

The world is constantly changing. They haven't stopped making frozen pudding pops, have they?

28 November 2001
 


 
Garfield

Beware of the Artistic Dog ZIP scribble scribble scribble My nose isn't that big!

29 November 2001
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I'm going to ask the first woman I see to go out. The first one without a monkey. She looked interesting.

30 November 2001
 




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