Some people think of pets as their children. - - So...dad. Do you have a will?
1 November 2001
I have a date with Cindy, Garfield. - She likes the strong, silent type. - So I'm dressed as a muscle-bound mime. Try not to get beat up.
2 November 2001
Haven't we met somewhere before? - Yes. - I wonder if that's good or bad. She's picking up a rock!
3 November 2001
- Ahhh...there she is. - A little to the left... - A little more...that's it... - A liiiiiiiitle more... - *snap* THUD WOOOOOOH! - WHO dug the the tiger trap in Mrs. Feeny's flower bed?! WEEEEEEE I love sirens.
4 November 2001
- - Oh, Garfield, may I have a word with you? Can it wait? I'm busy chasing the mouse.
5 November 2001
- - And don't come back! Too late.
6 November 2001
* ching ching - * ching ching - We seem to be infested with cowboys.
7 November 2001
nok nok - May I borrow a cup of sugar? Sure. - I said a CUP, not a thimble! I can't win here.
8 November 2001
Garfield! Present. - What? - He didn't seem very happy. The man is an enigma.
9 November 2001
The mice and I have an agreement. - I don't eat them... * - And they don't booby trap the litter box.
10 November 2001
brrrrrr - It is FREEZING in here! - Ah-HA! I knew I still had those old rubber arms! - - - Get away from that thermostat!
11 November 2001
12 November 2001
You wouldn't be so happy if you were seeing what I'm seeing. - - How long have you been carrying that around waiting for me to say that?
13 November 2001
OW!! - Garfield, you oaf! That was my foot you stepped on! - GAAAHH Now you have a matched set.
14 November 2001
Why, yes, Judy, I am as masculine as I sound. - O.K. Judy, you'r eon! - I just bought three thousand dollars worth of windows. Was Judy as slick as she sounded?
15 November 2001
DING DONG ** That's my date. Now be nice. - EEEEEK! - I havened even OPENED the door yet! Just getting it out of the way.
16 November 2001
- Wow... Two beautiful days in a row! I hate reruns.
17 November 2001
- - - - - - If you think you're psyching me out, you're mistaken.
18 November 2001
I'm a bug. I eat bugs. I eat birds. - My hero! - STOMP!
19 November 2001
Beware of the Dog - Monday, Wednesday and Friday - It's tuesday. Pencil me in for tomorrow.
20 November 2001
- Hey! - I went to high school with that sweater!
21 November 2001
So, did you finally get enough to eat? - Depends... - Is there anything left?
22 November 2001
So why won't you go out with me? - What?! Not MANLY enough?! - Boy, that'll take the starch out of your petticoat. Easy, big fella.
23 November 2001
What do you think of my new suit? YAAAHHH! - MY EYES! MY EYES! - And don't sugarcoat it.
24 November 2001
YAWN - pat pat pat - Nope. - - Rats. - The heck with it. - I thought you were napping. Couldn't find my spot.
25 November 2001
I wonder if I should go for a walk... - No way! I refuse! - I'm outvoted.
26 November 2001
Whenever things are missing they call on a dog to track it down. - - Has it occured to anyone that dogs might be taking that stuff to begin with?
27 November 2001
The world is constantly changing. - - They haven't stopped making frozen pudding pops, have they?
28 November 2001
Beware of the Artistic Dog - ZIP scribble scribble scribble - My nose isn't that big!
29 November 2001
Garfield, I'm going to ask the first woman I see to go out. - - The first one without a monkey. She looked interesting.
30 November 2001