Here's Earl with the early-morning farm report. - Van, there's nothing but dirt as far as the eye can see. - Earl, any tractor sightings? City boys.
1 February 2001
We're visiting Rex the Stunt Dog. - Rex, what do you get paid for all those dangerous stunts? - Well, they pat me on the head a lot. The dumb work cheap.
2 February 2001
The remote is broken. click click - And I'm watching "The History of Norwegian Flowerpots". - Lethargy certainly expands your horizons.
3 February 2001
Greetings. - Every animal has a special place... - We cats favor windowsills. - The luxury of lying in the warm sunlight... - The panoramic view of the world...the passing parade of humanity. - - We cats favor the floor...
4 February 2001
Hello, mom. - Oh, thr same old thing. - Right now I'm dusting the cat. Hee hee hee
5 February 2001
Garfield, I hear something in the basement! - It could be a HUGE rat! - Doesn't that inflame your primal instincts? Yes, I'll be in the car.
6 February 2001
Reserved - Reserved - Is it possible that I've lost the element of surprise?
7 February 2001
Odie dug up the flowers in the garden! - Oops - Odie dug up the flowers in the garden!
8 February 2001
Congratulations, you have won the gran dprize! - An evening with me. - The excitement was too much. Probably a stomach virus.
9 February 2001
Nobody can stretch like a cat. - YAWN - Hey!
10 February 2001
- I'm pretty much sick of winter. - ENOUGH WITH tHE SNOW ALREADY! - - - - zip
11 February 2001
I have a simple philosophy, Garfield. - Laugh and the world laughs with you. - In fact, I can hear them now. They camp on the lawn.
12 February 2001
POOF! - I am the Genie of the Cookie Jar! - You have three wishes! Where's a cookie when you need one?
13 February 2001
I'm not doing anything today, Garfield. Atta boy. - I'm being lazy. My hero. - I'm not even changing your litter boy. Psycho!
14 February 2001
Jon, let's savor this moment. I have a banana in my ear. - Someday we'll remember when you tripped over me coming back from the grocery...and laugh! There are grapes in my nose. - These are the good old days! I'm going to kill you.
15 February 2001
Enjoy your dinner, Garfield? Very tasty. - I call it "Back-of-the-fridge-bottom-shelf-behind-the-baking-soda stew". - I can only make it about once every five years. That's just a little bit more than I needed to know.
16 February 2001
I'm bored, tired and hungry. - - Yeah, but can you shed? Huh? Huh?
17 February 2001
- * - * - Pooky! You're WARM! You've been hugged recently, and NOT by me! - Have you been hugging around?! - I just got your bear out of the dryer. - I'm such a jealous fool!
18 February 2001
Chicks dig the tough-guy look. - So I got this leather jacket. What think, Garfield? - It goes well with your bunny slippers.
19 February 2001
I'm not your type?! - Well just wht is your type? - Human? Picky, picky, picky.
20 February 2001
Cindy just called. - PLPLPLPLPLPL!! - She said I was immature. What does she know?
21 February 2001
Would you repeat thet? - You WILL go out with me?! - Hello?...Hello? Jon will be right back. He's in the front yard doing his happy chicken dance. Yes! Yes! Oh, yes!
22 February 2001
I have a date with Ginny tonight. - She loves to laugh. - I have three hours to get a sense of humor. I'll ge tthe fake forehead faucet.
23 February 2001
Some kids have been ringing our doorbell and running. - This bucket of water will teach them a lesson! DING DONG - My date will be here any second. I don't think so.
24 February 2001
- ooooooooog... - gurgle argle argle - noogle argle gargle oogle - arguley doogley rarg-a- roog- oog- oog a-choob - It has a nice melody, but you can't dance to it. - Hungry cats have no sense of humor.
25 February 2001
There are two reasons why I hate spiders. - They're sneaky... SPLAT! - And I suspect they're stealing food. CLANK DONK
26 February 2001
I'm the avenging spider! - kick - scratch scratch I strike again!
27 February 2001
Go away. - Aha! Is it my violent nature and ruthless heritage that threatens you?... - Or is it my imposing, hairy body and long venomous fangs? It's your fly breath. And now go away.
28 February 2001