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Garfield

Sigh We should do something. How about mailing Mrs. Feeny's little dog to an obscure overseas nation with insufficient postage? Or we could thumb wrestle for that last piece of cheesecake. Or we could hijack an ice cream truck andhold the driver hostage f

1 April 2001
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, three mice just walked through the front door. Havan't you heard? They were carrying suitcases! The cheese expo is in town.

2 April 2001
 


 
Garfield

Hmmm...what should I do about this new mousehole? Of course! Accept a bribe!

3 April 2001
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, this is a diagram of the food chain. You're here, and that's a mouse down there... Any questions? Where's pizza?

4 April 2001
 


 
Garfield

Woof Uh...Garfield?... Yey, I know. They're making dogs smaller these days, aren't they?

5 April 2001
 


 
Garfield

SNAP! OUCH! SNAP! OUCH! SNAP! OUCH! He'll give up, eventually. May I have the bait?

6 April 2001
 


 
Garfield

We need a fourth for bridge. Okay, but this time we use MY cards. Last game I about went blind.

7 April 2001
 


 
Garfield

You're going to hurt me now, aren't you? Unless you act posthaste to rectify this unfortunate situation.

8 April 2001
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, if you exercised you'd have more energy. And that's good. Ah.

9 April 2001
 


 
Garfield

A, springtime! A time when...uh...um... What DOES happen in springtime? You hold your arm in the air?

10 April 2001
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, you meed to do some work. Uh huh. You can help me in the garden. Sure. I made this little plow. You have WAAAY too much time on your hand.

11 April 2001
 


 
Garfield

I got you a surprise, Garfield! But I can't find it. It wouldn't have been, sorta, kinda resembled a (burp) box of donuts, would it?

12 April 2001
 


 
Garfield

My date said she hates me more than almost anything. ALMOST anything. I caught that.

13 April 2001
 


 
Garfield

I am bored, Garfield. I need some excitement. Maybe I'll sit on the roof! Joooon?! The fire department said never do that again.

14 April 2001
 


 
Garfield

What a nice day for a walk in the woods. Pooky! What are you doing out here?! I thought I left you at the camp... ...site... Momma!

15 April 2001
 


 
Garfield

Hi, mom...I miss you too. Yes, I realize it's been a long time since I visited you... Yeeesss, I realize you're not getting any younger... I'll pack my food bowl and teddy bear.

16 April 2001
 


 
Garfield

I just love car trips... They make me feel like SINGING! SLAM! SLAM! Boys?...Boys?

17 April 2001
 


 
Garfield

Mom! Jonny! Dad! Son! Jelly belly! Lame brain! Brothers.

18 April 2001
 


 
Garfield

Good to see you again, son. You're looking well. Thanks...you too, dad. Well, got chores to do. Better go unpack. (sniff) A real father-son moment.

19 April 2001
 


 
Garfield

Garfield isn't much for the farm life, is he, Jonny? I guess not, mom. But he'll learn to cope. AAAGGHH! Only THREE channels?!!

20 April 2001
 


 
Garfield

See that, Garfield? Those are sheep. Look like dust bunnies with legs. That's where wool comes from. Hold on... If this is anything like that chicken/egg thing, I DON'T wanna know.

21 April 2001
 


 
Garfield

Sure is a beautiful sunset, dad. Yup. Sunsets are very popular on the farm... Very popular.

22 April 2001
 


 
Garfield

What are you? I'm a rooster. What do you do? I wake you up at the crack of dawn. I didn't hear the rooster this morning. I imagine it's tough to crow with baling twine tied around one's beak.

23 April 2001
 


 
Garfield

Remember that tree, Jon? Our bull chased you up that tree. Yeah, dad. Boy, you were stuck up there a LONG time... I remember, dad. How old were you? Seven and eight.

24 April 2001
 


 
Garfield

So how's life in the big city, Jon? It's wild! Sometimes I stay up till ten. MA!

25 April 2001
 


 
Garfield

Farming can be dangerous, Garfield. There are warning signs all over. -"Do not tickle the bull"? That's a biggie.

26 April 2001
 


 
Garfield

I have a girlfriend now, Jon. Really? Want to see a picture of her? Sure! What do you think? Saaaay... That's one shiny tooth.

27 April 2001
 


 
Garfield

I'd like to stay and visit, Jon, but I have a date. Look at that ugly holstein over there. That's my date. You shouldn't wear polka dots, lady.

28 April 2001
 


 
Garfield

skitter skitter *click* Scout to base... No sign of cat...proceed. WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! Scout to base...uh, how's your sense of humor?

29 April 2001
 


 
Garfield

This room would look better with less cat hair. There's no cat hair in here except what's on me. Hey!

30 April 2001
 




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