Sigh - We should do something. - How about mailing Mrs. Feeny's little dog to an obscure overseas nation with insufficient postage? - Or we could thumb wrestle for that last piece of cheesecake. - Or we could hijack an ice cream truck and
1 April 2001
Garfield, three mice just walked through the front door. - Havan't you heard? - They were carrying suitcases! The cheese expo is in town.
2 April 2001
Hmmm...what should I do about this new mousehole? - Of course! - Accept a bribe!
3 April 2001
Garfield, this is a diagram of the food chain. - You're here, and that's a mouse down there... - Any questions? Where's pizza?
4 April 2001
- Woof - Uh...Garfield?... Yey, I know. They're making dogs smaller these days, aren't they?
5 April 2001
SNAP! OUCH! - SNAP! OUCH! - SNAP! OUCH! - He'll give up, eventually. May I have the bait?
6 April 2001
We need a fourth for bridge. - Okay, but this time we use MY cards. - Last game I about went blind.
7 April 2001
- - - - - - You're going to hurt me now, aren't you? Unless you act posthaste to rectify this unfortunate situation.
8 April 2001
Garfield, if you exercised you'd have more energy. - - And that's good. Ah.
9 April 2001
A, springtime! - A time when...uh...um... - What DOES happen in springtime? You hold your arm in the air?
10 April 2001
Garfield, you meed to do some work. Uh huh. - You can help me in the garden. Sure. - I made this little plow. You have WAAAY too much time on your hand.
11 April 2001
I got you a surprise, Garfield! - - But I can't find it. It wouldn't have been, sorta, kinda resembled a (burp) box of donuts, would it?
12 April 2001
My date said she hates me more than almost anything. - - ALMOST anything. I caught that.
13 April 2001
I am bored, Garfield. - I need some excitement. - Maybe I'll sit on the roof! Joooon?! The fire department said never do that again.
14 April 2001
- What a nice day for a walk in the woods. - Pooky! - What are you doing out here?! I thought I left you at the camp... - ...site... - - Momma!
15 April 2001
Hi, mom...I miss you too. - Yes, I realize it's been a long time since I visited you... - Yeeesss, I realize you're not getting any younger... I'll pack my food bowl and teddy bear.
16 April 2001
I just love car trips... - They make me feel like SINGING! - SLAM! SLAM! Boys?...Boys?
17 April 2001
Mom! Jonny! - Dad! Son! - Jelly belly! Lame brain! Brothers.
18 April 2001
Good to see you again, son. You're looking well. Thanks...you too, dad. - - Well, got chores to do. Better go unpack. (sniff) A real father-son moment.
19 April 2001
Garfield isn't much for the farm life, is he, Jonny? I guess not, mom. - But he'll learn to cope. AAAGGHH! - Only THREE channels?!!
20 April 2001
See that, Garfield? Those are sheep. Look like dust bunnies with legs. - That's where wool comes from. Hold on... - If this is anything like that chicken/egg thing, I DON'T wanna know.
21 April 2001
- Sure is a beautiful sunset, dad. - Yup. - Sunsets are very popular on the farm... - Very popular.
22 April 2001
What are you? I'm a rooster. - What do you do? I wake you up at the crack of dawn. - I didn't hear the rooster this morning. I imagine it's tough to crow with baling twine tied around one's beak.
23 April 2001
Remember that tree, Jon? Our bull chased you up that tree. Yeah, dad. - Boy, you were stuck up there a LONG time... I remember, dad. - How old were you? Seven and eight.
24 April 2001
So how's life in the big city, Jon? - It's wild! - Sometimes I stay up till ten. MA!
25 April 2001
Farming can be dangerous, Garfield. - There are warning signs all over. -"Do not tickle the bull"? That's a biggie.
26 April 2001
I have a girlfriend now, Jon. Really? - Want to see a picture of her? Sure! - What do you think? Saaaay... That's one shiny tooth.
27 April 2001
I'd like to stay and visit, Jon, but I have a date. - Look at that ugly holstein over there. - That's my date. You shouldn't wear polka dots, lady.
28 April 2001
- skitter skitter - *click* Scout to base... - No sign of cat...proceed. - - WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! - Scout to base...uh, how's your sense of humor?
29 April 2001
This room would look better with less cat hair. - There's no cat hair in here except what's on me. - Hey!
30 April 2001