My compliments to the chef! I'll tell him. - - He says he could use a hug. I hated MY meal.
1 June 2001
Ahhh...a filling meal at a greasy diner. Burrraap. - Then home to fall asleep on the couch in front of the TV! - Check! It just doesn't get any better than this.
2 June 2001
- Almost ready... - KACHING! CLONK My eye! - Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! - SPLORT! - WAAAAH SCHLIIIP!!!! - Here's your toast. I think I'll just have a cold bagel instead.
3 June 2001
Wake up, Garfield! - The whole world is waiting for you! - Tell the world to get a life.
4 June 2001
I really should cut the grass...but it's such a nice day. - Maybe I'll water it instead. - What's with the sunglasses? You're blinding me with your logic.
5 June 2001
I thought Odie was chasing you around the tree out back. - He is. - I don't think he's caught me yet.
6 June 2001
There were three dozen cookies on this plate... - And now they're gone! - BAD PLATE!
7 June 2001
You know, Odie... - The scret to looking good is to accessorize. -
8 June 2001
You know, Garfield, I'm not really boring. - I'm mellow. - I have a laid-back personality. - That's why we buried it in the backyard three years ago.
9 June 2001
Went with the lowest bidder. Beware of Dog - Ah, the simple, direct approach. Beware of DOG - Self-explanatory. Beware of DUMB MUTT - High-tech mixed breed. Beware of |||||||| - No threat there. Beware of Poochie. - - I believe we have a
10 June 2001
You'd never guess you were going to be 23. Why, you're as active as you ever were. - - Ha, ha, very funny!
11 June 2001
So you'll be a year older...so what? - Birthdays are a celebration of life! - Yeah, we can decorate your walker with streamers and everything! WHO LET HIM IN?!!
12 June 2001
Garfield, will you play with me? Go away, Nermal. - We could run and laugh! Go away, Nermal. - Or in your case, waddle and wheeze. Come closer, Nermal.
13 June 2001
Look on the bright side, Garfield... - Every year, your birthday is a gift! Yeah, yeah. - A gift with no exchanges or returns.
14 June 2001
I hear you have a birthday coming up...how old? 23. - What would that be in spider years? Don't know...no spider has ever lived that long. - Whoa, how ironic was THAT?
15 June 2001
Instead of making a list of things I want for my birthday... - I made a list of things I DON'T want. - Raisins?
16 June 2001
So, birthday number 23 is coming up, eh? - You're only as young as you feel, pal! snap! - A kitty treat! - crick snao - - - - And today I feel around a hundred and sixty-one.
17 June 2001
Sigh...tomorrow I'm turning 23... - Don't get me wrong...I LOVE birthdays. - But why do so many of them have to be MINE?!
18 June 2001
It's my birthday and I get to do anything I want! - ...don't wake me! - Whee... Z
19 June 2001
Garfield, get out of that bed! Where's your sense of wonder? - Where's your sense of adventure? - They ran off with my sense of humor.
20 June 2001
You didn't eat that hamburger? - I'm so proud of you. - squeak squeak squeak Well, I'm afraid Odie's a little disappointed in YOU.
21 June 2001
Z - It's nice when Garfield's asleep. He can't annoy me. Z - Z
22 June 2001
Step right this way, ladies and gentlemen. - Here we have one of nature's wonders. - The bottomless pit. I want to be left alone.
23 June 2001
Sigh . - These are the days that I love. - Days when you can lie in one spot from sunrise to sunset, while absolutely nothing happens. - No crises, no accomplishments, no nothing. - Just yourself and a quiet, serene, and peaceful day. - - He
24 June 2001
It's comedy time! - - Am I the only one who thinks bow ties are funny?
25 June 2001
I shall now make my assistant disappear. - BOOT! - Not very magical, but pretty entertaining! THUD!
26 June 2001
A funny thing happened on the way to the fence tonight... - ALL RIGHT! - YEAH! LET'S GO THERE! I hate you all.
27 June 2001
So, anybody here from out of town? - Yes, I am from the planet Uranus. - Entertain me or die, earthling! I hate these late shows.
28 June 2001
Who wants to hear a song? I do! Me too! Sure! - Any requests? - Turn on the radio! Yeah! That would be great!
29 June 2001
How do you like the show so far? - Z Z Z Z Z Z - All right! A standing nap! Z Z Z Z Z Z Z
30 June 2001