My compliments to the chef! I'll tell him. He says he could use a hug. I hated MY meal.
1 June 2001
Ahhh...a filling meal at a greasy diner. Burrraap. Then home to fall asleep on the couch in front of the TV! Check! It just doesn't get any better than this.
2 June 2001
Almost ready... KACHING! CLONK My eye! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! SPLORT! WAAAAH SCHLIIIP!!!! Here's your toast. I think I'll just have a cold bagel instead.
3 June 2001
Wake up, Garfield! The whole world is waiting for you! Tell the world to get a life.
4 June 2001
I really should cut the grass...but it's such a nice day. Maybe I'll water it instead. What's with the sunglasses? You're blinding me with your logic.
5 June 2001
I thought Odie was chasing you around the tree out back. He is. I don't think he's caught me yet.
6 June 2001
There were three dozen cookies on this plate... And now they're gone! BAD PLATE!
7 June 2001
You know, Odie... The scret to looking good is to accessorize. -
8 June 2001
You know, Garfield, I'm not really boring. I'm mellow. I have a laid-back personality. That's why we buried it in the backyard three years ago.
9 June 2001
Went with the lowest bidder. Beware of Dog Ah, the simple, direct approach. Beware of DOG Self-explanatory. Beware of DUMB MUTT High-tech mixed breed. Beware of |||||||| No threat there. Beware of Poochie. I believe we have awinner.
10 June 2001
You'd never guess you were going to be 23. Why, you're as active as you ever were. Ha, ha, very funny!
11 June 2001
So you'll be a year older...so what? Birthdays are a celebration of life! Yeah, we can decorate your walker with streamers and everything! WHO LET HIM IN?!!
12 June 2001
Garfield, will you play with me? Go away, Nermal. We could run and laugh! Go away, Nermal. Or in your case, waddle and wheeze. Come closer, Nermal.
13 June 2001
Look on the bright side, Garfield... Every year, your birthday is a gift! Yeah, yeah. A gift with no exchanges or returns.
14 June 2001
I hear you have a birthday coming up...how old? 23. What would that be in spider years? Don't know...no spider has ever lived that long. Whoa, how ironic was THAT?
15 June 2001
Instead of making a list of things I want for my birthday... I made a list of things I DON'T want. Raisins?
16 June 2001
So, birthday number 23 is coming up, eh? You're only as young as you feel, pal! snap! A kitty treat! crick snao And today I feel around a hundred and sixty-one.
17 June 2001
Sigh...tomorrow I'm turning 23... Don't get me wrong...I LOVE birthdays. But why do so many of them have to be MINE?!
18 June 2001
It's my birthday and I get to do anything I want! ...don't wake me! Whee... Z
19 June 2001
Garfield, get out of that bed! Where's your sense of wonder? Where's your sense of adventure? They ran off with my sense of humor.
20 June 2001
You didn't eat that hamburger? I'm so proud of you. squeak squeak squeak Well, I'm afraid Odie's a little disappointed in YOU.
21 June 2001
Z It's nice when Garfield's asleep. He can't annoy me. Z Z
22 June 2001
Step right this way, ladies and gentlemen. Here we have one of nature's wonders. The bottomless pit. I want to be left alone.
23 June 2001
Sigh . These are the days that I love. Days when you can lie in one spot from sunrise to sunset, while absolutely nothing happens. No crises, no accomplishments, no nothing. Just yourself and a quiet, serene, and peaceful day. Hefollowed me home. Can I ke
24 June 2001
It's comedy time! Am I the only one who thinks bow ties are funny?
25 June 2001
I shall now make my assistant disappear. BOOT! Not very magical, but pretty entertaining! THUD!
26 June 2001
A funny thing happened on the way to the fence tonight... ALL RIGHT! YEAH! LET'S GO THERE! I hate you all.
27 June 2001
So, anybody here from out of town? Yes, I am from the planet Uranus. Entertain me or die, earthling! I hate these late shows.
28 June 2001
Who wants to hear a song? I do! Me too! Sure! Any requests? Turn on the radio! Yeah! That would be great!
29 June 2001
How do you like the show so far? Z Z Z Z Z Z All right! A standing nap! Z Z Z Z Z Z Z
30 June 2001