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1 July 2001
CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! That Odie is not a plate catcher. I hear nothing.
2 July 2001
You know, most cats don't get to have ice cream. All right! All the more for me!
3 July 2001
You seem content, Jon. Looks like I got her ejust in time. Go away, Garfield. I'm here to suck the joy out of your life.
4 July 2001
Odie sure is enjoying that rawhide chew I gave him. I can't find my new belt. That explains the buckle.
5 July 2001
I feed Jon's canary every day. It's a selfless act on my part. But soon it will be harvest time.
6 July 2001
Does this outfit make me look mysterious? Absolutely! I think dorks are very mysterious.
7 July 2001
Beware of Dog Beware of Dog Beware of Dog Beware of Dog WHOOMP Treee Doooog!
8 July 2001
Spiders were not meant to be squished! We are feeling, living beings! We are SOMEBODY GRAB A HOUSE SLIPPER, QUICK!
9 July 2001
So, I see you have a walking cast now. Yeah. I'd ask you to sign it, but I hate your stinking guts, you fat tub of lard! -
10 July 2001
You may squish me, but you'll never squish my spirit! KER SMACK How's your spirit, Stewart? Bite me, Mikey.
11 July 2001
I want you to squish my lousy no-good husband! Then I want you to pound him into mulch, and the rip his legs off and stuff them down his craw! He gave you vacuum cleaner bags for your wedding anniversary again, didn't he? CANISTER bags!...and I have an up
12 July 2001
Have you seen my sister? SMACKO Have you seen my brother? I think so. Does he look like this?
13 July 2001
See the cat today= Yep. And he DIDN'T squish you?! Oh, sure he did. This is a black body cast. donk donk
14 July 2001
Garfield... I wouldn't keep teasing the dog in that pickup. You never know when we might come to a red light. Like this one.
15 July 2001
Cats are very complicated. You're a lump. Cats are very complicated lumps.
16 July 2001
Says here a cat will always land on its feet. Riiight. I subscribe to the "bounce" school of thought.
17 July 2001
Jon's iced tea. flick A la Garfield.
18 July 2001
I'll go get the broom... And sweep up all that cat hair. OKay, but first... I'd just like to stand here and admire it awhile.
19 July 2001
You know what I love about cats, Garfield? You're so refined... HAAAACK!! Ahem...you were saying?
20 July 2001
Life offers us many challenges. And that's why I'm going to hide behind the couch. Don't tell life.
21 July 2001
Can you PLEASE speed it up a little?! Flea dip day.
22 July 2001
I am a magic donut! I can grant you any wish! How about a glass of milk?
23 July 2001
All of us have a destiny, Garfield. I wonder what my place in history will be? Somewhere between Floyd the Whistling Snake and crab grass.
24 July 2001
Odie is trying to annoy me. He's making that noise I hate. That continouous breathing sound.
25 July 2001
Do you ever stop to realize all you out me through?! You know, I never did!
26 July 2001
I've tried every girl in my address book except Loretta Gnish. I wonder if she ever had surgery to remove that third nostril? He's weakening.
27 July 2001
You forgot my birthday. No, I didn't. I didn't care.
28 July 2001
Garfield! Garfield! I'm stuck in the wall! Don't ask how...just DO somethin! Okay, you're having a cruel laugh at my expense, aren't you?
29 July 2001
Did you bring the paper in? GARFIELD! Kidding! I saved the funnies!
30 July 2001
I wonder what time it is? ** OW! ** OW! ** OW! It's three. Too close to the cuckoo clock.
31 July 2001