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Garfield

slup jiggitta jiggitta jiggitta jiggitta ZORK FFFFNNNNNNNNNNN NONG NONG NONG NONG NONG A little espresso goes a long way.

1 July 2001
 


 
Garfield

CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! That Odie is not a plate catcher. I hear nothing.

2 July 2001
 


 
Garfield

You know, most cats don't get to have ice cream. All right! All the more for me!

3 July 2001
 


 
Garfield

You seem content, Jon. Looks like I got her ejust in time. Go away, Garfield. I'm here to suck the joy out of your life.

4 July 2001
 


 
Garfield

Odie sure is enjoying that rawhide chew I gave him. I can't find my new belt. That explains the buckle.

5 July 2001
 


 
Garfield

I feed Jon's canary every day. It's a selfless act on my part. But soon it will be harvest time.

6 July 2001
 


 
Garfield

Does this outfit make me look mysterious? Absolutely! I think dorks are very mysterious.

7 July 2001
 


 
Garfield

Beware of Dog Beware of Dog Beware of Dog Beware of Dog WHOOMP Treee Doooog!

8 July 2001
 


 
Garfield

Spiders were not meant to be squished! We are feeling, living beings! We are SOMEBODY GRAB A HOUSE SLIPPER, QUICK!

9 July 2001
 


 
Garfield

So, I see you have a walking cast now. Yeah. I'd ask you to sign it, but I hate your stinking guts, you fat tub of lard! -

10 July 2001
 


 
Garfield

You may squish me, but you'll never squish my spirit! KER SMACK How's your spirit, Stewart? Bite me, Mikey.

11 July 2001
 


 
Garfield

I want you to squish my lousy no-good husband! Then I want you to pound him into mulch, and the rip his legs off and stuff them down his craw! He gave you vacuum cleaner bags for your wedding anniversary again, didn't he? CANISTER bags!...and I have an up

12 July 2001
 


 
Garfield

Have you seen my sister? SMACKO Have you seen my brother? I think so. Does he look like this?

13 July 2001
 


 
Garfield

See the cat today= Yep. And he DIDN'T squish you?! Oh, sure he did. This is a black body cast. donk donk

14 July 2001
 


 
Garfield

Garfield... I wouldn't keep teasing the dog in that pickup. You never know when we might come to a red light. Like this one.

15 July 2001
 


 
Garfield

Cats are very complicated. You're a lump. Cats are very complicated lumps.

16 July 2001
 


 
Garfield

Says here a cat will always land on its feet. Riiight. I subscribe to the "bounce" school of thought.

17 July 2001
 


 
Garfield

Jon's iced tea. flick A la Garfield.

18 July 2001
 


 
Garfield

I'll go get the broom... And sweep up all that cat hair. OKay, but first... I'd just like to stand here and admire it awhile.

19 July 2001
 


 
Garfield

You know what I love about cats, Garfield? You're so refined... HAAAACK!! Ahem...you were saying?

20 July 2001
 


 
Garfield

Life offers us many challenges. And that's why I'm going to hide behind the couch. Don't tell life.

21 July 2001
 


 
Garfield

Can you PLEASE speed it up a little?! Flea dip day.

22 July 2001
 


 
Garfield

I am a magic donut! I can grant you any wish! How about a glass of milk?

23 July 2001
 


 
Garfield

All of us have a destiny, Garfield. I wonder what my place in history will be? Somewhere between Floyd the Whistling Snake and crab grass.

24 July 2001
 


 
Garfield

Odie is trying to annoy me. He's making that noise I hate. That continouous breathing sound.

25 July 2001
 


 
Garfield

Do you ever stop to realize all you out me through?! You know, I never did!

26 July 2001
 


 
Garfield

I've tried every girl in my address book except Loretta Gnish. I wonder if she ever had surgery to remove that third nostril? He's weakening.

27 July 2001
 


 
Garfield

You forgot my birthday. No, I didn't. I didn't care.

28 July 2001
 


 
Garfield

Garfield! Garfield! I'm stuck in the wall! Don't ask how...just DO somethin! Okay, you're having a cruel laugh at my expense, aren't you?

29 July 2001
 


 
Garfield

Did you bring the paper in? GARFIELD! Kidding! I saved the funnies!

30 July 2001
 


 
Garfield

I wonder what time it is? ** OW! ** OW! ** OW! It's three. Too close to the cuckoo clock.

31 July 2001
 




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