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Garfield

That's what you wre doing last time I saw you! I'm a rerun.

1 September 2001
 


 
Garfield

click Welcome to "Collegiate Face Slapping"! Good luck, gentlemen. Shake hands and come out slapping! * ding:: slap slap slap slap slappy slappy slap slap slappity slappity slap *poink* Uh-oh! We have a penalty flag. So, sorry,contestant number

2 September 2001
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, what's wrong with this picture? -

3 September 2001
 


 
Garfield

Boy, it's boring in here! I couldn't have done it without you, Odie.

4 September 2001
 


 
Garfield

CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH Time to go grocery shopping, Garfield. Sugar cube sandwich.

5 September 2001
 


 
Garfield

BARK! BARK! BARK! Gum? mmmb! mmmb! mmmb! I love dogs.

6 September 2001
 


 
Garfield

It's the weekend. Boredom is at the door. Hey, watermelon seeds stick to your face! And walks right in without knocking.

7 September 2001
 


 
Garfield

I'm going to show Ellen my intellectual side. I'm writing a list of books I've read. "Ducky's Big Pond"? No pictures in that on, pal!

8 September 2001
 


 
Garfield

slam! I just passed Mrs. Feeny on the sidewalk. Her arm was in a sling. She was wearing a neck brace. She had a walking cast... And her jaw was wired shut. She gave me a very nasty look. You wouldn't know anything about tthis,would you? No, An I don't kno

9 September 2001
 


 
Garfield

click click He WHAT?! Could you hold for a moment? I have another call coming in...thanks. *boop* He WHAT?! I'v been a busy boy.

10 September 2001
 


 
Garfield

We all have to live together. We have to be considerate of our neighbors. So return those to Mrs. Feeny! Can I keep the pearls?

11 September 2001
 


 
Garfield

Mrs. Feeny's little dog is missing again... And all those stamps I bought yesterday are gone, not to mention a box and some twine! Take your time...it'll come to you.

12 September 2001
 


 
Garfield

Deal? Deal. Where was that mouse going with a dollar? To run up Mrs. Feeny's leg. May I borrow the video camera?

13 September 2001
 


 
Garfield

WHOCK! SLAP! GOUGE-GOUGE SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! That was Mrs. Feeny at the door for you... She said, when she catches you, she's going to do THIS to you. I think I'll stay in today.

14 September 2001
 


 
Garfield

You'll have to speak louder, Mrs. Feeny! I can't hear you over all that racket! He put what?!... HOW many?! WHERE did you find fifteen howler monkeys?! riiiing * That would be the zoo.

15 September 2001
 


 
Garfield

* Dum, dee dum, dee dum... Hi, spider. Uh, hi, cat... pat pat pat Wow! I must be dreaming! STOMP Z YAAAHHH!!! POOOEY!!!

16 September 2001
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, why do I keep dwelling on the past? Because you have no future? Here's my first pocket protector. AND no past.

17 September 2001
 


 
Garfield

There's Patty Evans, my date for the junior prom. I remember I was so nervous pinning the corsage on her. She said she'll always have the scar to remembe rme by. Okay, lemme see.

18 September 2001
 


 
Garfield

That's coach Beck. He was a tough tobacco-chewin' old football coach. He always spit in my helmet. Good thing you never used it.

19 September 2001
 


 
Garfield

"Geek"..."Loser"..."Creep"... "Freak"..."Dork boy"... "You stink!" Reading the inscriptions in his high school yearbook.

20 September 2001
 


 
Garfield

Beth Nardone, now THERE was a girl! She broke my heart... AND my jaw. Boy meets girl, boy loses teeth.

21 September 2001
 


 
Garfield

Belinda Gilzone...I had a mad crush on her. She was head cheerleader. Ever had an entired pompon shoved up your nose? Let me thibk.....no.

22 September 2001
 


 
Garfield

sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff Do you MIND?

23 September 2001
 


 
Garfield

Mondays don't scare me... * TOIIIIIIIING * FOOMP Oh, sure, they cheese me off, but they don't scare me.

24 September 2001
 


 
Garfield

Fun with tape!

25 September 2001
 


 
Garfield

Morning. Morning. sip So, what's it like to lick a spark plug?

26 September 2001
 


 
Garfield

Cats are primal, Jon. I have the urge to prowl. Go away. Gimme your car keys.

27 September 2001
 


 
Garfield

YAWN scratch scratch BURP She seemed nice.

28 September 2001
 


 
Garfield

sniff sniff What smells so good? Cream of canary. Chunky style.

29 September 2001
 


 
Garfield

I am so VERY sorry... That was Mrs Feeny again. Do tell. Why do you torture that woman so? Because she's there. ...hiding her dentures?! She bites when she's angry. Sneaking her little dog laxative-laced bran muffins?! What's soirregular about that? ...so

30 September 2001
 




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