That's what you wre doing last time I saw you! - - I'm a rerun.
1 September 2001
click - Welcome to "Collegiate Face Slapping"! - Good luck, gentlemen. Shake hands and come out slapping! - * ding:: slap slap slap slap slappy slappy slap slap slappity slappity slap *poink* Uh-oh! We have a penalty flag. - So, sorry,
2 September 2001
Garfield, what's wrong with this picture? - -
3 September 2001
- Boy, it's boring in here! - I couldn't have done it without you, Odie.
4 September 2001
CRUNCH - CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH - Time to go grocery shopping, Garfield. Sugar cube sandwich.
5 September 2001
BARK! BARK! BARK! - Gum? - mmmb! mmmb! mmmb! I love dogs.
6 September 2001
It's the weekend. - Boredom is at the door. - Hey, watermelon seeds stick to your face! And walks right in without knocking.
7 September 2001
I'm going to show Ellen my intellectual side. - I'm writing a list of books I've read. - "Ducky's Big Pond"? No pictures in that on, pal!
8 September 2001
slam! - I just passed Mrs. Feeny on the sidewalk. - Her arm was in a sling. She was wearing a neck brace. - She had a walking cast... - And her jaw was wired shut. - She gave me a very nasty look. - You wouldn't know anything about tthis,
9 September 2001
click click He WHAT?! - Could you hold for a moment? I have another call coming in...thanks. *boop* - He WHAT?! I'v been a busy boy.
10 September 2001
We all have to live together. - We have to be considerate of our neighbors. - So return those to Mrs. Feeny! Can I keep the pearls?
11 September 2001
Mrs. Feeny's little dog is missing again... - And all those stamps I bought yesterday are gone, not to mention a box and some twine! - Take your time...it'll come to you.
12 September 2001
Deal? Deal. - - Where was that mouse going with a dollar? To run up Mrs. Feeny's leg. May I borrow the video camera?
13 September 2001
WHOCK! SLAP! GOUGE-GOUGE SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! - That was Mrs. Feeny at the door for you... - She said, when she catches you, she's going to do THIS to you. I think I'll stay in today.
14 September 2001
You'll have to speak louder, Mrs. Feeny! I can't hear you over all that racket! - He put what?!... HOW many?! - WHERE did you find fifteen howler monkeys?! riiiing * That would be the zoo.
15 September 2001
* - Dum, dee dum, dee dum... - Hi, spider. Uh, hi, cat... - pat pat pat - Wow! I must be dreaming! - STOMP Z YAAAHHH!!! POOOEY!!!
16 September 2001
Garfield, why do I keep dwelling on the past? - Because you have no future? - Here's my first pocket protector. AND no past.
17 September 2001
There's Patty Evans, my date for the junior prom. - I remember I was so nervous pinning the corsage on her. - She said she'll always have the scar to remembe rme by. Okay, lemme see.
18 September 2001
That's coach Beck. - He was a tough tobacco-chewin' old football coach. - He always spit in my helmet. Good thing you never used it.
19 September 2001
"Geek"..."Loser"..."Creep"... - "Freak"..."Dork boy"... - "You stink!" Reading the inscriptions in his high school yearbook.
20 September 2001
Beth Nardone, now THERE was a girl! - She broke my heart... - AND my jaw. Boy meets girl, boy loses teeth.
21 September 2001
Belinda Gilzone...I had a mad crush on her. - She was head cheerleader. - Ever had an entired pompon shoved up your nose? Let me thibk.....no.
22 September 2001
- - sniff - sniff sniff - sniff sniff sniff - sniff sniff sniff sniff - Do you MIND?
23 September 2001
Mondays don't scare me... - * TOIIIIIIIING * FOOMP - Oh, sure, they cheese me off, but they don't scare me.
24 September 2001
- - Fun with tape!
25 September 2001
Morning. Morning. - sip - So, what's it like to lick a spark plug?
26 September 2001
Cats are primal, Jon. - I have the urge to prowl. - Go away. - Gimme your car keys.
27 September 2001
YAWN scratch scratch - BURP - She seemed nice.
28 September 2001
sniff sniff - What smells so good? Cream of canary. - Chunky style.
29 September 2001
I am so VERY sorry... - That was Mrs Feeny again. Do tell. - Why do you torture that woman so? Because she's there. - ...hiding her dentures?! She bites when she's angry. - Sneaking her little dog laxative-laced bran muffins?! What's so
30 September 2001