To be, or not to be: That is the question. ** Gotta sing! Gotta dance! * The ballet patrons go wild as Garfield pirouettes his way into their hearts! Sooooooooo...what have you been up to? Being ignored, mostly.
Here's a joke. How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Mice don't change lightbulbs. You see lightbulbs are too large and cumbersome, not to mention that it's much easier for us to pilfer food in the dark. That joke took asobering turn.
You are MIN, and mine alone! I maintain TOTAL control over you! Channel UP! Channel DOWN!! UP! DOWN! UP!! DOWN!! MUTE! UNMUTE!! click click click click click click Two new "AA" batteries always go right to his head.
Welcome to "I'm So Special!" ...and what makes you "so special," sir? I can whistle the national anthem out of my left nostril. And your right nostril? That's where I unfurl a tiny flag. Let's hear it for patriotism.
Listen to Odie hol like one of his wolf ancestors. ooooooooooo Even after years of domestication, a dog is still in touch with primal urges a thousand years old. ooooooooooo Lost his Internet connection. oooooooooooo
I just don't understand... Uh-oh. WHY don't the chicks dig me, Garfield? Maybe if I War and Peace 18 Estimated download time: 7.32 hours ...or maybe if I shaved my head and glued all the hair onto my chest. Did I miss anything?
Dinnertime! Who wants a nice, refreshing glass of lukewarm tap water? Yesiree, cleanses the system, hydrates the body, returns that youthful glow to the skin...nature's energy drink... -yum! SQUOOK Forgetting to shop is no excude.Sorry.
click Tuna. Gulp. Pork and beans. gobble gobble gobble Potato sticks. crunch crunch crunch Apple pie filling. slup slup Tomato paste. SLURP! You have been watching "Eating Stuff Out Of Cans". Cooking show themes are running thin.
Sir, this is the 12-item express lane and you have 13. Come on...it's just one mor eitem. Rules are rules. GULP! There...twelve. GRAB SWISH *BEEP* KA-CHING! I didn't know you had a bar code. Just keep pushing.
GARFIELD! Present. DID YOU DO THAT?!! Hmm...let's see...callous disrespect for personal property... ...utter destruction on a scale incomprehensible to the civilized mind... And cat ahir everywhere. Nope.
Ah, autumn. When mother nature expresses herself. Painting from a palette so rich and full. The eyes do dance with delight. And drink deeply from this, the sweetest season of all. VOOOO I sincerely doubt that poets penned anyloving odes to leaf blowers.
. plop! Excuse me, mister... I'm a poor, defenseless little baby bird who just fell out of his nest... Could you help me backup there so I can be with allllllllllll my brothers and sisters again? Oh, stop with all the disapprovingglares already.
bip bip boop beep How about going out with me tonight, Ellen? Well, I thought we'd take the bus down to the mall... Have a romantic dinner for two in the food court... -and then visit Santa! You know, Ellen, Santa heard that too.And I bet he's blushing.