- - To be, or not to be: That is the question. - ** Gotta sing! Gotta dance! * - The ballet patrons go wild as Garfield pirouettes his way into their hearts! - - Sooooooooo...what have you been up to? Being ignored, mostly.
You are MIN, and mine alone! - I maintain TOTAL control over you! - Channel UP! Channel DOWN!! UP! DOWN! UP!! DOWN!! MUTE! UNMUTE!! click click click click click click Two new "AA" batteries always go right to his head.
Welcome to "I'm So Special!" - ...and what makes you "so special," sir? I can whistle the national anthem out of my left nostril. - And your right nostril? That's where I unfurl a tiny flag. Let's hear it for patriotism.
Listen to Odie hol like one of his wolf ancestors. ooooooooooo - Even after years of domestication, a dog is still in touch with primal urges a thousand years old. ooooooooooo - Lost his Internet connection. oooooooooooo
- - - Hey, turkey leg! Where are you going? - I have been a leftover for three weks now! I know when I'm not wanted! - I'm leaving! - Tell me I didn't see that. He's just feeling unloved. Let's eat him.
I just don't understand... Uh-oh. - WHY don't the chicks dig me, Garfield? Maybe if I- - War and Peace - 18 - Estimated download time: 7.32 hours - - ...or maybe if I shaved my head and glued all the hair onto my chest. Did I miss anything?
click - Tuna. Gulp. - Pork and beans. gobble gobble gobble - Potato sticks. crunch crunch crunch - Apple pie filling. slup slup - Tomato paste. SLURP! - You have been watching "Eating Stuff Out Of Cans". Cooking show themes are running thin.
Whoo! - GEEZ It's a scorcher! - Not even eleven o'clock and it's sweltering! - I'm melting. How is any living thing supposed to stand this?! - 'moring, sleepyhead. Here's your coffee. - slup - This is COLD!!!
- Sir, this is the 12-item express lane and you have 13. - Come on...it's just one mor eitem. Rules are rules. - GULP! - There...twelve. - GRAB SWISH *BEEP* KA-CHING! - I didn't know you had a bar code. Just keep pushing.
- GARFIELD! - Present. DID YOU DO THAT?!! - Hmm...let's see...callous disrespect for personal property... - ...utter destruction on a scale incomprehensible to the civilized mind... - And cat ahir everywhere. - Nope.
Some folks wouldn't appreciate the conditioning thet goes into producing muscle memory this advanced. - - ARE YOU GOING TO LIE THERE ALL DAY?! Yeeees. It's the old "fear-of-what-you-don't-understand" syndrome".