Time to water the plants. - - Subtlety, thy name is NOT Jon.
1 October 2002
Odie, your tail says you're a noodle-neck stupid head. - Are you going to take that? - I wonder why dogs chase their tails. yip! yip! yip! It's a mystery!
2 October 2002
- Odie has a girlfriend! - Please don't let them multiply!
3 October 2002
I've gotta get out of here! - There must be someplace to hide! - Who wants to help me look for cornflakes that look like celebrities? TOO LATE!
4 October 2002
Have a bowl of rocks, Odie! - crunch crunch crunch crunch - crunch crunch crunch crunch That sounds kinda good.
5 October 2002
so much grief? Because I'm a cat. - And WHY do i still love you anyway? See previous answer.
6 October 2002
I couldn't decide which shirt to wear... - So I put all of them on. - I couldn't decide what to eat, so I ate everything! Where's the refrigerator?
7 October 2002
What do you want for dinner? - Who are you talking to? - I mean, is there anything you don't want? Raisins.
8 October 2002
Nature holds many dangers. - Squirrels with miniature weed whackers! - Especially these days.
9 October 2002
This is all I'll be shedding today. - - I dread tomorrow.
10 October 2002
I could be on a date now. - But I choose to just sit here with you. - The things I do for the women of the world.
11 October 2002
- - Stay in character, Garfield.
12 October 2002
- Hello! - I'm looking for a masseur! - ...one who can deliver a vigorous teep-tissue massage! Can you recommend anyone? - WHOMP! - - Do you have a card?
13 October 2002
How are you, Jon? - I have a headache. - As if you care. Good to hear. Have a nice day.
14 October 2002
YAAAAH! - Okay, Garfield! Stay calm! - Way ahead of you.
15 October 2002
AAAAHHH! - YAAAAAHHH! - Aren't you curious to know what that was about? Not unless it will cause dinner to be late.
16 October 2002
I had a pretty good day today. - Three...two...one... - Once I got my leg out of that bear trap. Jon never disappoints me.
17 October 2002
Sometimes I feel like a failure. - Oh, come on, Jon! - SOMETIMES?!
18 October 2002
Boy, the sun sure set early today. - Burned-out light bulb. - Okay, so I'm no nature expert.
19 October 2002
loving odes to leaf blowers.
20 October 2002
Z - Go back to sleep. - Z Hey, don't knock it. I've lasted longer than any clock around here.
21 October 2002
I'm going outside for a while. - - Brr...it's cold out there. You were in the refrigerator!
22 October 2002
Sock puppet impression. - - The invisible man! Go away.
23 October 2002
I'm the world's fastest spider! zip - SCHWOP - Okay, okay, second fastest.
24 October 2002
I am a tiny spider! - swat - And this is a tiny magazine!
25 October 2002
Remember that time I chased you? - And you fell into a pit full of angry monkeys? - Now that was funny! This is why none of the great comedians are dogs.
26 October 2002
27 October 2002
I am going to follow my dreams, Garfield. - You don't have any dreams, do you? - Aside from the dancing monkey in the chocolate fondue pot, no.
28 October 2002
I was much more acttive than you today. - I would have been active too... - If I'd caught MY tie in the blender!
29 October 2002
...and that's what I did today! - How about you? - I spent the day listening to what you did today.
30 October 2002
TI carry a picture of you in my wallet. Really? - I show it to lots of people. All right! - It gets me lot of sympathy. You snuck up on me with that one!
31 October 2002