Time to water the plants. Subtlety, thy name is NOT Jon.
1 October 2002
Odie, your tail says you're a noodle-neck stupid head. Are you going to take that? I wonder why dogs chase their tails. yip! yip! yip! It's a mystery!
2 October 2002
Odie has a girlfriend! Please don't let them multiply!
3 October 2002
I've gotta get out of here! There must be someplace to hide! Who wants to help me look for cornflakes that look like celebrities? TOO LATE!
4 October 2002
Have a bowl of rocks, Odie! crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch That sounds kinda good.
5 October 2002
WHY don't you ever listen to me? Huh? WHY don't you ever agree with me? That's not true. WHY don't you show me any respect? I do...bonehead. WHY don't you ever show affection? Catch me around a mirror sometime. WHY do you cause meso much grief? Because I
6 October 2002
I couldn't decide which shirt to wear... So I put all of them on. I couldn't decide what to eat, so I ate everything! Where's the refrigerator?
7 October 2002
What do you want for dinner? Who are you talking to? I mean, is there anything you don't want? Raisins.
8 October 2002
Nature holds many dangers. Squirrels with miniature weed whackers! Especially these days.
9 October 2002
This is all I'll be shedding today. I dread tomorrow.
10 October 2002
I could be on a date now. But I choose to just sit here with you. The things I do for the women of the world.
11 October 2002
Stay in character, Garfield.
12 October 2002
Hello! I'm looking for a masseur! ...one who can deliver a vigorous teep-tissue massage! Can you recommend anyone? WHOMP! Do you have a card?
13 October 2002
How are you, Jon? I have a headache. As if you care. Good to hear. Have a nice day.
14 October 2002
YAAAAH! Okay, Garfield! Stay calm! Way ahead of you.
15 October 2002
AAAAHHH! YAAAAAHHH! Aren't you curious to know what that was about? Not unless it will cause dinner to be late.
16 October 2002
I had a pretty good day today. Three...two...one... Once I got my leg out of that bear trap. Jon never disappoints me.
17 October 2002
Sometimes I feel like a failure. Oh, come on, Jon! SOMETIMES?!
18 October 2002
Boy, the sun sure set early today. Burned-out light bulb. Okay, so I'm no nature expert.
19 October 2002
Ah, autumn. When mother nature expresses herself. Painting from a palette so rich and full. The eyes do dance with delight. And drink deeply from this, the sweetest season of all. VOOOO I sincerely doubt that poets penned anyloving odes to leaf blowers.
20 October 2002
Z Go back to sleep. Z Hey, don't knock it. I've lasted longer than any clock around here.
21 October 2002
I'm going outside for a while. Brr...it's cold out there. You were in the refrigerator!
22 October 2002
Sock puppet impression. The invisible man! Go away.
23 October 2002
I'm the world's fastest spider! zip SCHWOP Okay, okay, second fastest.
24 October 2002
I am a tiny spider! swat And this is a tiny magazine!
25 October 2002
Remember that time I chased you? And you fell into a pit full of angry monkeys? Now that was funny! This is why none of the great comedians are dogs.
26 October 2002
. plop! Excuse me, mister... I'm a poor, defenseless little baby bird who just fell out of his nest... Could you help me backup there so I can be with allllllllllll my brothers and sisters again? Oh, stop with all the disapprovingglares already.
27 October 2002
I am going to follow my dreams, Garfield. You don't have any dreams, do you? Aside from the dancing monkey in the chocolate fondue pot, no.
28 October 2002
I was much more acttive than you today. I would have been active too... If I'd caught MY tie in the blender!
29 October 2002
...and that's what I did today! How about you? I spent the day listening to what you did today.
30 October 2002
TI carry a picture of you in my wallet. Really? I show it to lots of people. All right! It gets me lot of sympathy. You snuck up on me with that one!
31 October 2002