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Garfield

On the farm, we were close to nature, Garfield. I remember running bare foot through the cow pasture. Boy, that was disgusting. You may stop right here.

1 November 2002
 


 
Garfield

Is it my imagination, or do you insult me at every opportunity? That's assuming you HAVE an imagination.

2 November 2002
 


 
Garfield

smack smack smack All right, I'll turn the furnace on!

3 November 2002
 


 
Garfield

Run! It's the cat! We can't run, you idiot! We're plants! I sense fear. Then tip over and roll!

4 November 2002
 


 
Garfield

You made lemonade. I gotta start reading instructions.

5 November 2002
 


 
Garfield

Took my ball of yarn for a walk.

6 November 2002
 


 
Garfield

Ah, nature! Did you forget to pay the nature bill?

7 November 2002
 


 
Garfield

MEOW! MEOW! That would bw for me.

8 November 2002
 


 
Garfield

My foot's asleep. And dreaming.

9 November 2002
 


 
Garfield

You have that look in your eye... That look that says you're going to express mail the dog to a foreign embassy... That says you're going to lace my underwear drawer with itching powder... That says you're going to perform a horriblepractical joke on me

10 November 2002
 


 
Garfield

I'm going to gnaw on the woodwork. I hope you get a splinter!

11 November 2002
 


 
Garfield

Filthy vermin! Yeah! It wouldn't hurt you to take a shower!

12 November 2002
 


 
Garfield

Why aren't you chasing the mouse? The mouse? Oh, I didn't recognize him in those glasses.

13 November 2002
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, what's that noise? Uh...what noise? squeek squeek squeek Sounds like mice. I'm babysitting. squeek squeek squeek Tell me it's not. They're giving me cheese. squeek squeek squeek

14 November 2002
 


 
Garfield

Hey! Pick it up! I almost caught you! Sorry.

15 November 2002
 


 
Garfield

I guess a house with a fat cat should have a fat mouse, too. What are you talking about? I am NOT fat! I'm just big boned.

16 November 2002
 


 
Garfield

Garfield! C'mere! Whaddya think? Huh?...Huh?... Chicks dig guys with pony tails. gck gck ding dong ** SHRIEEEK! WAIT!! Amazing how fast they can run in those high heels.

17 November 2002
 


 
Garfield

It's Socko the Superhero Sock Puppet! And his trusty sidekick, Fuzzy Slipper Man! There's something wrong with that man. You said it.

18 November 2002
 


 
Garfield

My life is without meaning! BAT I take it all back!

19 November 2002
 


 
Garfield

RIIINNNNNG! All right. I'm up. Just doing my job. Z

20 November 2002
 


 
Garfield

You're standing in my food! Sorry. -

21 November 2002
 


 
Garfield

You only date athletic types? Well, Mary, I have good news... I'm wearing bowling shoes! CLICK Gutter ball.

22 November 2002
 


 
Garfield

Are you looking at me? No. I mean, yes. I mean, maybe! I mean, if you wanted me to, I was! If you didn't, I wasn't! Help me out here! I should've asked her out. Before she started running.

23 November 2002
 


 
Garfield

Sigh. You know, some folks wouldn't see this for what it is. Some folks wouldn't understand the astonishing reserves of self-discipline this requires. Some folks wouldn't comprehend the intense concentration involved.Some folks wouldn't appreciate the con

24 November 2002
 


 
Garfield

I am not lazy. Now, would my conjecture be more credible if I were standing? Perhaps, but we never know.

25 November 2002
 


 
Garfield

Ever wonder about life, Garfield? Where we come from... Where we're going... Why it takes two hours to deliver a pizza.

26 November 2002
 


 
Garfield

Sigh...I have no friends. HEY, PAL! ZIP Wishful thinking.

27 November 2002
 


 
Garfield

Once upon a time, there was a cat who loved to eat. He ate and ate and ate. Then he exploded. Is this medically accurate?

28 November 2002
 


 
Garfield

Couldn't find a bookmark. I figured that.

29 November 2002
 


 
Garfield

Christmas is coming soon. All together now...1...2...3... -

30 November 2002
 




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