On the farm, we were close to nature, Garfield. - I remember running bare foot through the cow pasture. - Boy, that was disgusting. You may stop right here.
1 November 2002
Is it my imagination, or do you insult me at every opportunity? - - That's assuming you HAVE an imagination.
2 November 2002
- - - - - smack smack smack - All right, I'll turn the furnace on!
3 November 2002
Run! It's the cat! - We can't run, you idiot! We're plants! - I sense fear. Then tip over and roll!
4 November 2002
- - You made lemonade. I gotta start reading instructions.
5 November 2002
- - Took my ball of yarn for a walk.
6 November 2002
Ah, nature! - - Did you forget to pay the nature bill?
7 November 2002
- MEOW! - MEOW! That would bw for me.
8 November 2002
My foot's asleep. - - And dreaming.
9 November 2002
- You have that look in your eye... - That look that says you're going to express mail the dog to a foreign embassy... - That says you're going to lace my underwear drawer with itching powder... - That says you're going to perform a horrible
10 November 2002
I'm going to gnaw on the woodwork. - - I hope you get a splinter!
11 November 2002
Filthy vermin! - Yeah! - It wouldn't hurt you to take a shower!
12 November 2002
- Why aren't you chasing the mouse? The mouse? - Oh, I didn't recognize him in those glasses.
13 November 2002
Garfield, what's that noise? Uh...what noise? squeek squeek squeek - Sounds like mice. I'm babysitting. squeek squeek squeek - Tell me it's not. They're giving me cheese. squeek squeek squeek
14 November 2002
Hey! - Pick it up! - I almost caught you! Sorry.
15 November 2002
I guess a house with a fat cat should have a fat mouse, too. - What are you talking about? - I am NOT fat! I'm just big boned.
16 November 2002
Garfield! C'mere! - Whaddya think? Huh?...Huh?... - Chicks dig guys with pony tails. - - gck gck - ding dong ** - SHRIEEEK! WAIT!! Amazing how fast they can run in those high heels.
17 November 2002
It's Socko the Superhero Sock Puppet! - And his trusty sidekick, Fuzzy Slipper Man! - There's something wrong with that man. You said it.
18 November 2002
My life is without meaning! - BAT - I take it all back!
19 November 2002
RIIINNNNNG! - All right. I'm up. Just doing my job. - Z
20 November 2002
You're standing in my food! - Sorry. -
21 November 2002
You only date athletic types? - Well, Mary, I have good news... - I'm wearing bowling shoes! CLICK Gutter ball.
22 November 2002
Are you looking at me? No. I mean, yes. - I mean, maybe! I mean, if you wanted me to, I was! If you didn't, I wasn't! Help me out here! - I should've asked her out. Before she started running.
23 November 2002
Sigh. - You know, some folks wouldn't see this for what it is. - Some folks wouldn't understand the astonishing reserves of self-discipline this requires. - Some folks wouldn't comprehend the intense concentration involved.
24 November 2002
I am not lazy. - Now, would my conjecture be more credible if I were standing? - Perhaps, but we never know.
25 November 2002
Ever wonder about life, Garfield? - Where we come from... - Where we're going... Why it takes two hours to deliver a pizza.
26 November 2002
Sigh...I have no friends. - HEY, PAL! ZIP - Wishful thinking.
27 November 2002
Once upon a time, there was a cat who loved to eat. - He ate and ate and ate. - Then he exploded. Is this medically accurate?
28 November 2002
- - Couldn't find a bookmark. I figured that.
29 November 2002
Christmas is coming soon. - All together now...1...2...3... -
30 November 2002