On the farm, we were close to nature, Garfield. I remember running bare foot through the cow pasture. Boy, that was disgusting. You may stop right here.
1 November 2002
Is it my imagination, or do you insult me at every opportunity? That's assuming you HAVE an imagination.
2 November 2002
smack smack smack All right, I'll turn the furnace on!
3 November 2002
Run! It's the cat! We can't run, you idiot! We're plants! I sense fear. Then tip over and roll!
4 November 2002
You made lemonade. I gotta start reading instructions.
5 November 2002
Took my ball of yarn for a walk.
6 November 2002
Ah, nature! Did you forget to pay the nature bill?
7 November 2002
MEOW! MEOW! That would bw for me.
8 November 2002
My foot's asleep. And dreaming.
9 November 2002
You have that look in your eye... That look that says you're going to express mail the dog to a foreign embassy... That says you're going to lace my underwear drawer with itching powder... That says you're going to perform a horriblepractical joke on me
10 November 2002
I'm going to gnaw on the woodwork. I hope you get a splinter!
11 November 2002
Filthy vermin! Yeah! It wouldn't hurt you to take a shower!
12 November 2002
Why aren't you chasing the mouse? The mouse? Oh, I didn't recognize him in those glasses.
13 November 2002
Garfield, what's that noise? Uh...what noise? squeek squeek squeek Sounds like mice. I'm babysitting. squeek squeek squeek Tell me it's not. They're giving me cheese. squeek squeek squeek
14 November 2002
Hey! Pick it up! I almost caught you! Sorry.
15 November 2002
I guess a house with a fat cat should have a fat mouse, too. What are you talking about? I am NOT fat! I'm just big boned.
16 November 2002
Garfield! C'mere! Whaddya think? Huh?...Huh?... Chicks dig guys with pony tails. gck gck ding dong ** SHRIEEEK! WAIT!! Amazing how fast they can run in those high heels.
17 November 2002
It's Socko the Superhero Sock Puppet! And his trusty sidekick, Fuzzy Slipper Man! There's something wrong with that man. You said it.
18 November 2002
My life is without meaning! BAT I take it all back!
19 November 2002
RIIINNNNNG! All right. I'm up. Just doing my job. Z
20 November 2002
You're standing in my food! Sorry. -
21 November 2002
You only date athletic types? Well, Mary, I have good news... I'm wearing bowling shoes! CLICK Gutter ball.
22 November 2002
Are you looking at me? No. I mean, yes. I mean, maybe! I mean, if you wanted me to, I was! If you didn't, I wasn't! Help me out here! I should've asked her out. Before she started running.
23 November 2002
Sigh. You know, some folks wouldn't see this for what it is. Some folks wouldn't understand the astonishing reserves of self-discipline this requires. Some folks wouldn't comprehend the intense concentration involved.Some folks wouldn't appreciate the con
24 November 2002
I am not lazy. Now, would my conjecture be more credible if I were standing? Perhaps, but we never know.
25 November 2002
Ever wonder about life, Garfield? Where we come from... Where we're going... Why it takes two hours to deliver a pizza.
26 November 2002
Sigh...I have no friends. HEY, PAL! ZIP Wishful thinking.
27 November 2002
Once upon a time, there was a cat who loved to eat. He ate and ate and ate. Then he exploded. Is this medically accurate?
28 November 2002
Couldn't find a bookmark. I figured that.
29 November 2002
Christmas is coming soon. All together now...1...2...3... -
30 November 2002