bip bip boop beep How about going out with me tonight, Ellen? Well, I thought we'd take the bus down to the mall... Have a romantic dinner for two in the food court... -and then visit Santa! You know, Ellen, Santa heard that too.And I bet he's blushing.
1 December 2002
What do you call that look? Eager anticipation. I don't know if I can TAKE that for the next 23 days.
2 December 2002
Okay, let's go get a tree. You read my mind.
3 December 2002
Hey, stranger! Long time no see! You're looking great! Can I get you anything? Some water, maybe?
4 December 2002
It's not the size of a present that counts, Garfield... It's the THOUGHT that counts. Think huge.
5 December 2002
Now back to "Zorgo..." "The giant radioactive mutant reptile who saved Christmas". Predictable. RAAHHHR! You glow bight enough, you get to guid the sleigh.
6 December 2002
Boys! Hot chocolate! ZIP ZIP Where's Odie? I'm standing on him.
7 December 2002
Garfield, I gave you that gift wrap tube to PLAY with! And your point?
8 December 2002
Eggnog? Why, thank you! -
9 December 2002
Coming up next: "Hairy Larry, the spider who saved chistmas". *
10 December 2002
You have reached *Santa's Workshop*. If you've been naughty, press 1. If you've been nice, press 2. boop Yeah, riiiiiiiiiiiight.
11 December 2002
Dear Santa, this is Garfield. Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme. How's that? One more "gimme" oughta do it.
12 December 2002
Doing anything special for Christmas, Gandma? No...I see. Just hanging your peeps ans catching some big air down at the skateboard park, huh? Same ol', same ol'.
13 December 2002
Ho! Ho! Ho! Elves.
14 December 2002
Say, cat, could you pick up my mail and watch the place for me? -I'm going away for the holidays. Sure thing. Where are you headed? I rented a little hole at the south end of the living room, next to the heat register. Sounds cozy. -Well, I'd better or I
15 December 2002
You think? It couldn't hurt. Visit Santa ...and a girlfriend, and some chest hair, and a personality, and... Never saw the fat guy fight back tears before.
16 December 2002
You! ...you, you, you!! It's all about YOU; isn't it?! What about MY needs?!! Visit Santa I think I'll try another mall.
17 December 2002
They're in the oven now... Should only be about ten minutes. Ten minutes?! Do you realize how long that is in "Christmas cookie" minutes?!
18 December 2002
* Weeeee WISH you a merry Christmas, we WISH you a merry Christmas... *
19 December 2002
Who goes there? EEEK! GARFIELD! I WAS JUST GETTING A GLASS OF WATER! Step away from my present, sir.
20 December 2002
Wha? This is a dream and I'm a sugarplum. Wanna dance?
21 December 2002
Three more days, Garfield. Just reserving my place in line.
22 December 2002
The tree is up, the lights are on, and now it's SNOWING! There's only one thing missing... BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!
23 December 2002
Christmas is all about tradition... ** DING-DONG -and that would be our traditional Christmas eve barbeque pepperoni with double cheese.
24 December 2002
It's Christmas! Join me, won't you?
25 December 2002
Christmas takes forever to arrive... And then it's here! And then it's gone! Another "weird cat" mood swing.
26 December 2002
Garfield, did you save all the bows like I asked you to? -
27 December 2002
Okay, so maybe mom is getting a little forgetful. It's the thought that counts, right? ...right? Come closer and ask that again.
28 December 2002
BIP BOOP BOOP BRRP Ellen, I need a date for new year's eve. You've already got a date? Well, can you fix me up with someone? No, I 'm not picky. Red flag. Yes, I suppose I could rent a plaid tuxedo... Big red flag. Yes, I can do allkind of animal impressi
29 December 2002
Hey, don't be sad...everyone feels the same way. Besides, they'll be back next year. sniff I miss Christmas cookies.
30 December 2002
Not until midnight. You gotta promise me. C'mon, PROMISE! Oh, okay.
31 December 2002