bip bip boop beep - How about going out with me tonight, Ellen? - Well, I thought we'd take the bus down to the mall... - Have a romantic dinner for two in the food court... - -and then visit Santa! - - You know, Ellen, Santa heard that too.
1 December 2002
What do you call that look? - Eager anticipation. - I don't know if I can TAKE that for the next 23 days.
2 December 2002
- - Okay, let's go get a tree. You read my mind.
3 December 2002
Hey, stranger! Long time no see! - You're looking great! Can I get you anything? - Some water, maybe?
4 December 2002
It's not the size of a present that counts, Garfield... - It's the THOUGHT that counts. - Think huge.
5 December 2002
Now back to "Zorgo..." - "The giant radioactive mutant reptile who saved Christmas". Predictable. - RAAHHHR! You glow bight enough, you get to guid the sleigh.
6 December 2002
Boys! Hot chocolate! - ZIP ZIP - Where's Odie? I'm standing on him.
7 December 2002
- - - - - Garfield, I gave you that gift wrap tube to PLAY with! And your point?
8 December 2002
Eggnog? - Why, thank you! -
9 December 2002
Coming up next: - "Hairy Larry, the spider who saved chistmas". - *
10 December 2002
You have reached *Santa's Workshop*. If you've been naughty, press 1. If you've been nice, press 2. - boop - Yeah, riiiiiiiiiiiight.
11 December 2002
Dear Santa, this is Garfield. - Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme. - How's that? One more "gimme" oughta do it.
12 December 2002
Doing anything special for Christmas, Gandma? - No...I see. - Just hanging your peeps ans catching some big air down at the skateboard park, huh? Same ol', same ol'.
13 December 2002
Ho! Ho! Ho! - - Elves.
14 December 2002
- Say, cat, could you pick up my mail and watch the place for me? - -I'm going away for the holidays. Sure thing. Where are you headed? - I rented a little hole at the south end of the living room, next to the heat register. Sounds cozy. -
15 December 2002
You think? It couldn't hurt. - - Visit Santa ...and a girlfriend, and some chest hair, and a personality, and... Never saw the fat guy fight back tears before.
16 December 2002
You! ...you, you, you!! - It's all about YOU; isn't it?! - What about MY needs?!! Visit Santa I think I'll try another mall.
17 December 2002
They're in the oven now... - Should only be about ten minutes. Ten minutes?! - Do you realize how long that is in "Christmas cookie" minutes?!
18 December 2002
- - * Weeeee WISH you a merry Christmas, we WISH you a merry Christmas... *
19 December 2002
- Who goes there? EEEK! - GARFIELD! I WAS JUST GETTING A GLASS OF WATER! Step away from my present, sir.
20 December 2002
Wha? - This is a dream and I'm a sugarplum. - Wanna dance?
21 December 2002
- - - - - - Three more days, Garfield. Just reserving my place in line.
22 December 2002
The tree is up, the lights are on, and now it's SNOWING! - There's only one thing missing... - BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!
23 December 2002
Christmas is all about tradition... - ** DING-DONG - -and that would be our traditional Christmas eve barbeque pepperoni with double cheese.
24 December 2002
It's Christmas! - - Join me, won't you?
25 December 2002
Christmas takes forever to arrive... - And then it's here! - And then it's gone! Another "weird cat" mood swing.
26 December 2002
Garfield, did you save all the bows like I asked you to? - -
27 December 2002
Okay, so maybe mom is getting a little forgetful. - It's the thought that counts, right? - ...right? Come closer and ask that again.
28 December 2002
BIP BOOP BOOP BRRP - Ellen, I need a date for new year's eve. - You've already got a date? Well, can you fix me up with someone? - No, I 'm not picky. Red flag. - Yes, I suppose I could rent a plaid tuxedo... Big red flag. - Yes, I can do all
29 December 2002
Hey, don't be sad...everyone feels the same way. - Besides, they'll be back next year. sniff - I miss Christmas cookies.
30 December 2002
Not until midnight. - You gotta promise me. - C'mon, PROMISE! Oh, okay.
31 December 2002