...and that's the story of my life. SMACK! The End.
1 June 2002
grunka grunka grunka grunka grunka grunka grunka grunka grunka grunka grunka grunka
2 June 2002
YAWN stretch BURP scratch scratch scratch Busy? Don't get me started.
3 June 2002
I'm at a point in my life when it's time to ask myself the hard questions, Garfield. Like, can toads give warts to each other? Ow! Ow! Now my head hurts! Should've started with an easier one.
4 June 2002
I'm wearing mx boxer shorts backwards! I had a feeling something big was going to happen today.
5 June 2002
I have a lot on my mind. Good. Maybe that'll keep it from blowing away.
6 June 2002
I have a date tonight, Garfield. You know what that means... Sometime today I'll get a huge pimple! A time-honored tradition.
7 June 2002
We cancel each other out.
8 June 2002
I just don't understand... Uh-oh. WHY don't the chicks dig me, Garfield? Maybe if I War and Peace 18 Estimated download time: 7.32 hours ...or maybe if I shaved my head and glued all the hair onto my chest. Did I miss anything?
9 June 2002
So I'll be 24 soon...that's a nice number. A nice big, fat, incredibly huge, honking number.
10 June 2002
I'm turning 24 next week... Do you know what I hate most about my birthday? -cue the anser. HI! I'm Nermal, the world's cutest kitten!
11 June 2002
I'm curious. When you're as old as you are... What goes first? The memory? The eyes? The back? The kitten.
12 June 2002
So I hear you're going to be 24. This is true. Wow! The things you've been witness to! What WAS life before fax machines?! It's too horrific to describe.
13 June 2002
How do you intend to celebrate your birthday? What do you mean? Well... Are you gonna wheeze out a few candles? Run for your life.
14 June 2002
So I'll soon be 24. That means I will be older and wiser... HA! HA! HA! HA! I'll be older.
15 June 2002
tap tap You can run, boy, but you can't hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide.
16 June 2002
I'm going to be 24 soon. And that look you're giving me isn't helping.
17 June 2002
24 years is a long time. What's the secret to your longevity? I seeeeeee... Wait, wait, there's more.
18 June 2002
Happy birthday, big guy! I'm not eating that.
19 June 2002
You should do some sit-ups. I don't know... It might cause me to spill my milkshake.
20 June 2002
Aha! He can only get his hand out if he lets go of the cookie. What will he do? He will use his wits and your head.
21 June 2002
You know better than to stand between me and the kitchen when it's snack time.
22 June 2002
23 June 2002
It says here that pets can be a real comfort. So comfort me! Get a fleecy blanket.
24 June 2002
Says here that cats and lions are in the same family. You must be adopted. Hey!
25 June 2002
snip snip snip snip snip snip snip snip snip snip snip snip I'LL LET YOU KNOW IF I SEE A CAT FOOD COUPON, OKAY?!
26 June 2002
There's going to be a pet show next week, Garfield. Hmmm. Big prizes! Sounds interesting. We should enter! Very well. Go fetch your leash, boy.
27 June 2002
"Then the zombie came closer and closer!" Lame... "Then he broke down the door and walked into the house". Oooh...I'm so scared. "And he ate the last of the roast turkey". Oh, NO!!!
28 June 2002
"Pets are very sensitive". "Make sure you give them plenty of hugs". C'mere, Mister Sensitive! Touch me and I'll remove your arms.
29 June 2002
You blinked...I win!
30 June 2002