Cookies - rattle rattle - A tunnel?! Kill the lights!
1 July 2002
Garfield, have you EVER eaten until you were actually full? Full? - FUUULL... - No comprendo, senor. I didn't think so.
2 July 2002
Garfield, you ate all the pie! - You could at least look sorry! - Oops, sometimes I get my "sorry" look mixed up with my "no-pie-for-you" look.
3 July 2002
I'm depressed... - But wait! There's a light at the end of the tunnel! -
4 July 2002
Garfield...GARFIELD! GULP CHOMP SNARF GULP - There's no food on that plate. - Jon, Jon, Jon. When you're at the top of your game, you have to train even harder.
5 July 2002
Lunch - GULP - Dinner. Training an owner is hard work, but the benefits are great.
6 July 2002
Z - Garfield! Breakfast!! Z - YAWN STRETCH - STRETCH mmmmmmmmmmmm - STREEETCH - ...one fork, extra long, please.
7 July 2002
I wonder if it's possible for you to be more spoiled than you are. - More spoiled? - For you, I'll try!
8 July 2002
Look at that. - Only thinking of themselves. - I have to do the relaxing for all three of us.
9 July 2002
You sleep too much. You talk too much. - And you're a lump. You're a dork. - But I love you anyway. You're still a dork.
10 July 2002
- - My foot's asleep.
11 July 2002
Hello, complaint department? ...I have a complaint. - My toaster is broken... - And my life stinks! Is it under warranty?
12 July 2002
If mom had added a hole for my head, this would be my favorite sweater. - So, let me get this straight... - This is your second-favorite sweater?
13 July 2002
- It says here that dogs pant to cool themselves. - I suppose it's worth a try... Why not? - PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT - PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT Whoa, I'm going to hyperventilate! - PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT
14 July 2002
It's monday, and there's nothing over there... - -and nothing over there... - Which can only mean...
15 July 2002
What a dark and gloomy day. - Odie got his tongue stuck in the vacuum cleaner, and all he can say is "Auwl" Auwl!" - Clouds part...the sun breaks through...
16 July 2002
Nothing could take the dull out of this day. - This isn't a tie! It's a snake! - But, what do I know?
17 July 2002
DING-DONG DING-DONG DING-DONG - Why don't you use the pet door?! - Forgot the security code.
18 July 2002
Cindy, I think I'm in love with you. - The thought of you makes me sweat. - We're talkin' sock-soakin' sweat, Cindy! He should write greeting cards.
19 July 2002
- Whew... - TRAPDOOR DOOOGGG!
20 July 2002
- Dinnertime! - Who wants a nice, refreshing glass of lukewarm tap water? - Yesiree, cleanses the system, hydrates the body, returns that youthful glow to the skin...nature's energy drink... - -yum! - SQUOOK - Forgetting to shop is no excude.
21 July 2002
Is the dog here? - Hang on, I'll check. - Heeey, wait a second. I'M the dog. Sorry. I mistook you for the buffoon.
22 July 2002
I could bite you in half with my powerful jaws! - - If I hadn't burned my lips on a hot cappucino.
23 July 2002
Beware Of The Dog Inc. - - I can't bark at you if you don't have the proper paperwork. It's come to this!
24 July 2002
Grrrrrr - Sorry I'm late! Did I miss anything? - Oh, just some growling and a little teeth gnashing. Darn! Would you start over, please?
25 July 2002
I can't stand the sight of you! - Then I'll leave. Thank you. - EEEERRRRGGGGHHHH
26 July 2002
Grrr. Snarl. Bark. - You call that threatening? - I'm a little self-conscious about my new braces. What is HAPPEINING with this world`!
27 July 2002
click - Tuna. Gulp. - Pork and beans. gobble gobble gobble - Potato sticks. crunch crunch crunch - Apple pie filling. slup slup - Tomato paste. SLURP! - You have been watching "Eating Stuff Out Of Cans". Cooking show themes are running thin.
28 July 2002
Being around me must be fun. - - *I* want to get in on some of that!
29 July 2002
This is the worst hamburger in the history of hamburgers! - ZWIP - I've filched worse.
30 July 2002
I once dated a model, Garfield. - Cindy Krovitz. - She was a covergirl for "Barbershop Digest". Nice handlebar moustache.
31 July 2002