Cookies rattle rattle A tunnel?! Kill the lights!
1 July 2002
Garfield, have you EVER eaten until you were actually full? Full? FUUULL... No comprendo, senor. I didn't think so.
2 July 2002
Garfield, you ate all the pie! You could at least look sorry! Oops, sometimes I get my "sorry" look mixed up with my "no-pie-for-you" look.
3 July 2002
I'm depressed... But wait! There's a light at the end of the tunnel! -
4 July 2002
Garfield...GARFIELD! GULP CHOMP SNARF GULP There's no food on that plate. Jon, Jon, Jon. When you're at the top of your game, you have to train even harder.
5 July 2002
Lunch GULP Dinner. Training an owner is hard work, but the benefits are great.
6 July 2002
Z Garfield! Breakfast!! Z YAWN STRETCH STRETCH mmmmmmmmmmmm STREEETCH ...one fork, extra long, please.
7 July 2002
I wonder if it's possible for you to be more spoiled than you are. More spoiled? For you, I'll try!
8 July 2002
Look at that. Only thinking of themselves. I have to do the relaxing for all three of us.
9 July 2002
You sleep too much. You talk too much. And you're a lump. You're a dork. But I love you anyway. You're still a dork.
10 July 2002
My foot's asleep.
11 July 2002
Hello, complaint department? ...I have a complaint. My toaster is broken... And my life stinks! Is it under warranty?
12 July 2002
If mom had added a hole for my head, this would be my favorite sweater. So, let me get this straight... This is your second-favorite sweater?
13 July 2002
It says here that dogs pant to cool themselves. I suppose it's worth a try... Why not? PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT Whoa, I'm going to hyperventilate! PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT PANTPANT Easy there, Jon! KLUN
14 July 2002
It's monday, and there's nothing over there... -and nothing over there... Which can only mean...
15 July 2002
What a dark and gloomy day. Odie got his tongue stuck in the vacuum cleaner, and all he can say is "Auwl" Auwl!" Clouds part...the sun breaks through...
16 July 2002
Nothing could take the dull out of this day. This isn't a tie! It's a snake! But, what do I know?
17 July 2002
DING-DONG DING-DONG DING-DONG Why don't you use the pet door?! Forgot the security code.
18 July 2002
Cindy, I think I'm in love with you. The thought of you makes me sweat. We're talkin' sock-soakin' sweat, Cindy! He should write greeting cards.
19 July 2002
Whew... TRAPDOOR DOOOGGG!
20 July 2002
Dinnertime! Who wants a nice, refreshing glass of lukewarm tap water? Yesiree, cleanses the system, hydrates the body, returns that youthful glow to the skin...nature's energy drink... -yum! SQUOOK Forgetting to shop is no excude.Sorry.
21 July 2002
Is the dog here? Hang on, I'll check. Heeey, wait a second. I'M the dog. Sorry. I mistook you for the buffoon.
22 July 2002
I could bite you in half with my powerful jaws! If I hadn't burned my lips on a hot cappucino.
23 July 2002
Beware Of The Dog Inc. I can't bark at you if you don't have the proper paperwork. It's come to this!
24 July 2002
Grrrrrr Sorry I'm late! Did I miss anything? Oh, just some growling and a little teeth gnashing. Darn! Would you start over, please?
25 July 2002
I can't stand the sight of you! Then I'll leave. Thank you. EEEERRRRGGGGHHHH
26 July 2002
Grrr. Snarl. Bark. You call that threatening? I'm a little self-conscious about my new braces. What is HAPPEINING with this world`!
27 July 2002
click Tuna. Gulp. Pork and beans. gobble gobble gobble Potato sticks. crunch crunch crunch Apple pie filling. slup slup Tomato paste. SLURP! You have been watching "Eating Stuff Out Of Cans". Cooking show themes are running thin.
28 July 2002
Being around me must be fun. *I* want to get in on some of that!
29 July 2002
This is the worst hamburger in the history of hamburgers! ZWIP I've filched worse.
30 July 2002
I once dated a model, Garfield. Cindy Krovitz. She was a covergirl for "Barbershop Digest". Nice handlebar moustache.
31 July 2002