There they are, Garfield. It's been a long time, hasn't it? That's the last time I take pictures of your feet. They've grown so.
1 August 2002
You don't remember me? We went out on a date last night. Doesn't ring a bell? I'm sure it'll come out in therapy.
2 August 2002
I could be king of the jungle. If I wanted to be. And the jungle had air conditioning.
3 August 2002
You can tell a lot about a mouse by his mousehole. Fat mouse... Skinny mouse... Tall mouse... Howdy! Ah.
4 August 2002
Does your little buddy there want to order from the children's menu? And when I TRY to be funny... WAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!
5 August 2002
You changed your menu! Yeah. Chef Tony is experimenting with more exotic fare. "Aardvark Tartare"? Enough ketchup and it all tastes the same!
6 August 2002
What comes with the dinner? Bread and your choice of potato. What are my choices? Cooked or raw. The Ritz, this ain't.
7 August 2002
I'll have the chili. Sure thing, hon. Sign this release form. Diner chili...gotta love it.
8 August 2002
Irma! What happened to your finger? I burned it in the kitchen while preparing YOUR food! How can I eat when I'm consumed with guilt? Here, (burp) I'll show you.
9 August 2002
I'd like the "Whoop-De-Doo" burger. Fries or slaw? Fries. Confetti or streamers? Confetti! Is the clown extra?
10 August 2002
Garfield! You're letting the cold air out! Hel-LOOOOO!
11 August 2002
mmmmmmm I love me.
12 August 2002
I see you two have finally made up. Yep. It's stupid to fight over something as silly as each other's food! We agree. That's why we decided to eat yours instead. HEY!
13 August 2002
Is it true you yell at animals? GO AWAY! A shocking admission!
14 August 2002
Garfield, you have to get up. If you want to eat, you have to go into the kitchen. Will there be any hills?
15 August 2002
squeek queek squeek squee I'm on, aren't I?
16 August 2002
Jon gave me this ball of yarn for my birthday. Some assembly required.
17 August 2002
Good morning, students. Today we will discuss... The human: His foibles... ...his insecurities... ...his bacon... Touch it and I'll tie your thumbs in a knot!
18 August 2002
I really should get up. You really should get up. Been there. Tried that. Didn't work.
19 August 2002
You know, you're not very thrilling. Stop steling my lines.
20 August 2002
Look at that poor cat, Martha. Well, dear, he's in kitty heaven now. Why don't you go get a shovel? Maybe I should move something.
21 August 2002
Yes, I sense a presence... I hear mournful cries. Yes, it's the restless souls of a thousand donuts. Go away.
22 August 2002
What a waste! Another day has passed you by, Garfield. You don't have that many left! AND YOU'D THINK I COULD SPEND THEM IN PEACE!
23 August 2002
You just don't care about anything, do you?! Why, at this very moment a meteor could be hurtling toward this very spot! -
24 August 2002
Whoo! GEEZ It's a scorcher! Not even eleven o'clock and it's sweltering! I'm melting. How is any living thing supposed to stand this?! 'moring, sleepyhead. Here's your coffee. slup This is COLD!!!
25 August 2002
How can you not love cats? You annoy me. I wasn't talking to you, buster.
26 August 2002
sniff sniff No... sni AH! -just TRY and beat a summer afternoon downwind of a barbecue!
27 August 2002
I now realize why I eat so much. I suffer from low self-esteem. You're a fat slob. And you're helping.
28 August 2002
Coach was very critical of my playing. I remember one game in particular... He ran into the stands and slapped my parents. They must have been so proud.
29 August 2002
You'd miss me if I stopped calling, Ellen. No, I don't want to test that theory. And no, not for ten dollars. Do I hear twenty?
30 August 2002
I don't have any role models... No one to look up to... However, there are those I can look down on.
31 August 2002