- Jon, Jon Arbuckle! - Don't you remember me? Uh...no! - It's me...Bertha! - I've lost 200 pounds! Wow. - Well, gotta go! Good to see you. Yeah...you too. - Wow. I can't believe she would let herself go like that.
- Garfield, I got us a bicycle. - And check out my biking attire. Some call it attire. I call it underwear. - We're going get oohs and aahs! And tee hees and ha has. - DING DING DING DING DING - Hello, ladies! DING DING Good-bye, dignity!
Got a minute, Garfield? - Garfield, I'm so stressed out. - The yard needs mowing. - And the car needs an oil change. - The house needs painting. - But, at least I have you to comfort me. - My litter box needs cleaning.
I have the feeling I'm going to have a good day. - Thought you could lock me out, didn't you? - I had to throw the birdbath through the picture window, and then pull up the mailbox to lean against the... That feeling is fading.
- It's a beautiful day, boys. - Everyone's out with their pets. - Celebrating their shared lives. - Showing their affection for one another. Oh no... - Oh, the joyous union of human and animal! Her eit comes... - Group hug!
- Who wants to feed me? - - Who wants to fix food for the hungry kitty? - - Who wants to keep their lips? Is it dinner time already? - You don't have to have the answers if you ask the right questions.
We have with us tonight a man with...uh...one eye, in the middle of his forehead... - Your name, sir? Cy. Cy Clops. - GET HIM OUTTA HERE! Hey, I'll keep an eye out for ya! Hol don! That's a rubber eye!
Hi, Garfield. Jon, this ball of yarn is obsessed! - What's going on? It has a mad crush on me, and won't leave me alone! - Say, why don't you play with that ball of yarn, there? Will you LISTEN to the man?!
DING-DONG ** - DING-DONG ** DING-DONG ** - DING-DONG ** DING-DONG ** DING-DONG ** DING-DONG ** DING-DONG ** DING-DONG ** DING-DONG ** DING-DONG ** DING-DONG ** DING-DONG ** You'd think the man had never been locked out of his house before.
Tough audience. Boo! Booo! Boo! Boo! - How about if I just fall of this fence and land on my head? - Just gives you a awrm. fuzzy feeling for mankindm doesn't it? Yeah! All right! CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
Irma's Diner - Ready to order? - Where's Irma? On vacation. - Uh, will you be cooking our food? Nope. - In that case we'll have the "Spanish Special". - Tacos for two, and go light on the flies this time, Bubba. scratch scratch