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Garfield

My pen is out of ink. Mand my ink is out of pen. Hey! That's my best shirt! Not anymore.

1 October 2003
 


 
Garfield

Is this seat taken? Be my guest. CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP Guess what escaped from the zzoo? Perchance a beaver? Burp

2 October 2003
 


 
Garfield

CRASH CRASH CRASH What a world we live in! It's getting so you can't take a stroll through the kitchen cabinets without knocking over a bunch of dishes!

3 October 2003
 


 
Garfield

I dream great dreams. And I let my mind go blank while staring off into space... With the same net results, I'd say.

4 October 2003
 


 
Garfield

ROBOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD! What's so great about this? I could have told you.

5 October 2003
 


 
Garfield

Chase the ball, Garfield! What did I ever do to YOU?

6 October 2003
 


 
Garfield

A cookie crumb. Can't...reach...it... Why don't you move? I assume you're talking to the crumb...

7 October 2003
 


 
Garfield

What are you doing, Garfield? Ah...breathing, I see... Well, don't overdo it. I sense sarcasm.

8 October 2003
 


 
Garfield

I thought I left my keys around here somewhere. Ow.

9 October 2003
 


 
Garfield

I'm going out running. Me too. Except for the "going out" part. And that "running" thing.

10 October 2003
 


 
Garfield

I'm exhaused. I think I'll... Keep doing this.

11 October 2003
 


 
Garfield

Sigh... Time to get ready to start the day. Um...what are you doing? Getting ready to get ready to start the day.

12 October 2003
 


 
Garfield

What's new? Nothing. SMACK How about now? That IS a conversation starter.

13 October 2003
 


 
Garfield

I am the ghost of a spider you once swatted! SWAT Ghost of a rolled-up newspaper.

14 October 2003
 


 
Garfield

Ow! I bit my tongue! Ack! Being a poisonous spider has its drawbacks.

15 October 2003
 


 
Garfield

You gotta see this. I am so proud! flip flip flip flip flip What's this? Pictures of my 73,000 grandchildren!

16 October 2003
 


 
Garfield

Hey, cat. Yo. Would you do me a favor? Sure. Would you bring me a ladder? I'm out of this web stuff. Pathetic.

17 October 2003
 


 
Garfield

I wanted to take dance lessons. But do you know how much they charge spiders because of the extra feet?! And you don't even want to hear what tap shoes cost! I'm sure I won't.

18 October 2003
 


 
Garfield

Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z WOOF I love you too, Odie.

19 October 2003
 


 
Garfield

I wonder if I'd miss you if you went away. Noce try.

20 October 2003
 


 
Garfield

Jon, I need to express myself. So I've taken up painting. I call it "Stupid in Green".

21 October 2003
 


 
Garfield

Does this color look good on me? Absolutely. But it looks lousy on that shirt.

22 October 2003
 


 
Garfield

saw saw saw What is this?! Either my calculations are off, of he moved the refrigerator.

23 October 2003
 


 
Garfield

I wish *I* had nothing to do! I wish *I* weren't so busy! You're right. That dot-to-dot book isn't going to connect itself.

24 October 2003
 


 
Garfield

BARK BARK BARK BARK To be perfectly honest, I'm rather fond of cats. And yet tradition is upheld. BARK BARK BARK

25 October 2003
 


 
Garfield

Irma's Diner Ready to order? Where's Irma? On vacation. Uh, will you be cooking our food? Nope. In that case we'll have the "Spanish Special". Tacos for two, and go light on the flies this time, Bubba. scratch scratch

26 October 2003
 


 
Garfield

Have you heard the strange, ghostly sounds around this house lately? ARRRRROOOOOOOOO Could we discuss this after dinner?

27 October 2003
 


 
Garfield

CHING! INCOMING!!! zzzzzzzzzzzz Toasters...every now and then you get a mean one.

28 October 2003
 


 
Garfield

Our toasters is possessed by an evil spirit. You think I*'m nuts, don't you? Nonsense. You'll have to pardon me though, while I slowly back away to what I deem to be a safe distance.

29 October 2003
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, our toaster IS possessed by an evil spirit. Oh? I wasn't sure of it before, but I am now. And why, pray tell, is that? It spit poppy seeds all over me. You look like a giant dummy roll.

30 October 2003
 


 
Garfield

Hello, Hank's Appliance Repair? I have a toaster possessed by an evil spirit...can you come and take a look at click He hung up on me! No, I think the toaster cut the phone line.

31 October 2003
 




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