My pen is out of ink. Mand my ink is out of pen. Hey! That's my best shirt! Not anymore.
1 October 2003
Is this seat taken? Be my guest. CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP Guess what escaped from the zzoo? Perchance a beaver? Burp
2 October 2003
CRASH CRASH CRASH What a world we live in! It's getting so you can't take a stroll through the kitchen cabinets without knocking over a bunch of dishes!
3 October 2003
I dream great dreams. And I let my mind go blank while staring off into space... With the same net results, I'd say.
4 October 2003
ROBOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD! What's so great about this? I could have told you.
5 October 2003
Chase the ball, Garfield! What did I ever do to YOU?
6 October 2003
A cookie crumb. Can't...reach...it... Why don't you move? I assume you're talking to the crumb...
7 October 2003
What are you doing, Garfield? Ah...breathing, I see... Well, don't overdo it. I sense sarcasm.
8 October 2003
I thought I left my keys around here somewhere. Ow.
9 October 2003
I'm going out running. Me too. Except for the "going out" part. And that "running" thing.
10 October 2003
I'm exhaused. I think I'll... Keep doing this.
11 October 2003
Sigh... Time to get ready to start the day. Um...what are you doing? Getting ready to get ready to start the day.
12 October 2003
What's new? Nothing. SMACK How about now? That IS a conversation starter.
13 October 2003
I am the ghost of a spider you once swatted! SWAT Ghost of a rolled-up newspaper.
14 October 2003
Ow! I bit my tongue! Ack! Being a poisonous spider has its drawbacks.
15 October 2003
You gotta see this. I am so proud! flip flip flip flip flip What's this? Pictures of my 73,000 grandchildren!
16 October 2003
Hey, cat. Yo. Would you do me a favor? Sure. Would you bring me a ladder? I'm out of this web stuff. Pathetic.
17 October 2003
I wanted to take dance lessons. But do you know how much they charge spiders because of the extra feet?! And you don't even want to hear what tap shoes cost! I'm sure I won't.
18 October 2003
Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z WOOF I love you too, Odie.
19 October 2003
I wonder if I'd miss you if you went away. Noce try.
20 October 2003
Jon, I need to express myself. So I've taken up painting. I call it "Stupid in Green".
21 October 2003
Does this color look good on me? Absolutely. But it looks lousy on that shirt.
22 October 2003
saw saw saw What is this?! Either my calculations are off, of he moved the refrigerator.
23 October 2003
I wish *I* had nothing to do! I wish *I* weren't so busy! You're right. That dot-to-dot book isn't going to connect itself.
24 October 2003
BARK BARK BARK BARK To be perfectly honest, I'm rather fond of cats. And yet tradition is upheld. BARK BARK BARK
25 October 2003
Irma's Diner Ready to order? Where's Irma? On vacation. Uh, will you be cooking our food? Nope. In that case we'll have the "Spanish Special". Tacos for two, and go light on the flies this time, Bubba. scratch scratch
26 October 2003
Have you heard the strange, ghostly sounds around this house lately? ARRRRROOOOOOOOO Could we discuss this after dinner?
27 October 2003
CHING! INCOMING!!! zzzzzzzzzzzz Toasters...every now and then you get a mean one.
28 October 2003
Our toasters is possessed by an evil spirit. You think I*'m nuts, don't you? Nonsense. You'll have to pardon me though, while I slowly back away to what I deem to be a safe distance.
29 October 2003
Garfield, our toaster IS possessed by an evil spirit. Oh? I wasn't sure of it before, but I am now. And why, pray tell, is that? It spit poppy seeds all over me. You look like a giant dummy roll.
30 October 2003
Hello, Hank's Appliance Repair? I have a toaster possessed by an evil spirit...can you come and take a look at click He hung up on me! No, I think the toaster cut the phone line.
31 October 2003