My pen is out of ink. - Mand my ink is out of pen. - Hey! That's my best shirt! Not anymore.
1 October 2003
Is this seat taken? Be my guest. - CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP - Guess what escaped from the zzoo? Perchance a beaver? Burp
2 October 2003
CRASH CRASH CRASH - What a world we live in! - It's getting so you can't take a stroll through the kitchen cabinets without knocking over a bunch of dishes!
3 October 2003
I dream great dreams. - And I let my mind go blank while staring off into space... - With the same net results, I'd say.
4 October 2003
- - ROBOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD! - - - - What's so great about this? I could have told you.
5 October 2003
Chase the ball, Garfield! - - What did I ever do to YOU?
6 October 2003
A cookie crumb. - Can't...reach...it... - Why don't you move? I assume you're talking to the crumb...
7 October 2003
What are you doing, Garfield? - Ah...breathing, I see... - Well, don't overdo it. I sense sarcasm.
8 October 2003
I thought I left my keys around here somewhere. - - Ow.
9 October 2003
I'm going out running. Me too. - Except for the "going out" part. - And that "running" thing.
10 October 2003
I'm exhaused. I think I'll... - - Keep doing this.
11 October 2003
- Sigh... - Time to get ready to start the day. - - - - Um...what are you doing? Getting ready to get ready to start the day.
12 October 2003
What's new? Nothing. - SMACK - How about now? That IS a conversation starter.
13 October 2003
I am the ghost of a spider you once swatted! - SWAT - Ghost of a rolled-up newspaper.
14 October 2003
Ow! I bit my tongue! - Ack! - Being a poisonous spider has its drawbacks.
15 October 2003
You gotta see this. I am so proud! - flip flip flip flip flip - What's this? Pictures of my 73,000 grandchildren!
16 October 2003
Hey, cat. Yo. - Would you do me a favor? Sure. - Would you bring me a ladder? I'm out of this web stuff. Pathetic.
17 October 2003
I wanted to take dance lessons. - But do you know how much they charge spiders because of the extra feet?! - And you don't even want to hear what tap shoes cost! I'm sure I won't.
18 October 2003
Z Z - Z Z - Z Z - Z Z - Z Z - Z Z - WOOF I love you too, Odie.
19 October 2003
I wonder if I'd miss you if you went away. - - Noce try.
20 October 2003
Jon, I need to express myself. - So I've taken up painting. - I call it "Stupid in Green".
21 October 2003
Does this color look good on me? - Absolutely. - But it looks lousy on that shirt.
22 October 2003
saw saw saw - - What is this?! Either my calculations are off, of he moved the refrigerator.
23 October 2003
I wish *I* had nothing to do! - I wish *I* weren't so busy! You're right. - That dot-to-dot book isn't going to connect itself.
24 October 2003
BARK BARK BARK BARK - To be perfectly honest, I'm rather fond of cats. - And yet tradition is upheld. BARK BARK BARK
25 October 2003
Irma's Diner - Ready to order? - Where's Irma? On vacation. - Uh, will you be cooking our food? Nope. - In that case we'll have the "Spanish Special". - Tacos for two, and go light on the flies this time, Bubba. scratch scratch
26 October 2003
Have you heard the strange, ghostly sounds around this house lately? - ARRRRROOOOOOOOO - Could we discuss this after dinner?
27 October 2003
CHING! - INCOMING!!! - zzzzzzzzzzzz Toasters...every now and then you get a mean one.
28 October 2003
Our toasters is possessed by an evil spirit. - You think I*'m nuts, don't you? Nonsense. - You'll have to pardon me though, while I slowly back away to what I deem to be a safe distance.
29 October 2003
Garfield, our toaster IS possessed by an evil spirit. Oh? - I wasn't sure of it before, but I am now. And why, pray tell, is that? - It spit poppy seeds all over me. You look like a giant dummy roll.
30 October 2003
Hello, Hank's Appliance Repair? - I have a toaster possessed by an evil spirit...can you come and take a look at- click - He hung up on me! No, I think the toaster cut the phone line.
31 October 2003