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Garfield

What does one do with a toaster that's possessed? SMACK Unplug it, stupid!

1 November 2003
 


 
Garfield

GROWLLLLL I need a snack. A big snack. A huge snack... A great big huge whoa-momma honking snack! Grape? I swear I'll never understand that boy.

2 November 2003
 


 
Garfield

You going someplace? No place. And believe me, this is it.

3 November 2003
 


 
Garfield

Sorry I'm late. Oh, SURE you are! Now that we're out of shoes and fruit!

4 November 2003
 


 
Garfield

I was thinking... All right! Way to go, Jon! I wasn't done with my statement. Quit while you're ahead, dummy.

5 November 2003
 


 
Garfield

BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Aw, what's the use? Nobody appreciates me. Shaddup, you stupid mutt! There you go! Gee, maybe I'm wrong.

6 November 2003
 


 
Garfield

ROWR! ROWR! ROWR! ROWR! Gee... This collar DOES chafe. Told you!

7 November 2003
 


 
Garfield

scratch scratch scratch How does he keep it up?

8 November 2003
 


 
Garfield

Gee... twist twist I feel kinda bad... twist twist twist I slipped a habanero pepper into Jon's eclair. But I don't feel bad about that. I feel kinda bad about turning off the water main. GAAAAHHHH twist twist twist twist twisttwist

9 November 2003
 


 
Garfield

That book can't be more interesting than me. What's new with you, Garfield? That's none of your business.

10 November 2003
 


 
Garfield

BARK BARK BARK BARK Are you even listening to me? Yes, I am... You were saying something about smelling bad, having fleas, and being ugly.

11 November 2003
 


 
Garfield

Life is complicated... You're born. You eat. You sleep. You croak. ...for some of us.

12 November 2003
 


 
Garfield

Ahem WOOF ! Have you been lifting weights?

13 November 2003
 


 
Garfield

I caught the mouse! Then guess what happened? Hey, who's telling this story? Well excuuuse me!

14 November 2003
 


 
Garfield

It's Jon! I'm out of food. Can we get a different Jon in here? snap snap

15 November 2003
 


 
Garfield

Hmmm. If I eat Jon's bagel, he'll be angry with me. But if I don't, I'LL be angry with me... What should I do? You ate my bagel! But I'm pleased with myself.

16 November 2003
 


 
Garfield

Cats are dangerous! YAWN Or so I've heard. scratch scratch scratch

17 November 2003
 


 
Garfield

YAWN BURP scratch scratch scratch You're a bad influence on the vermin. Hey!

18 November 2003
 


 
Garfield

Did you spit out your gum, Garfield? Nope. I put it in your sandwich until after lunch.

19 November 2003
 


 
Garfield

WHEW! Your tuna breath could peel the paint off the walls! What do you mean, "could"?

20 November 2003
 


 
Garfield

Killer Sock Puppet! Get Back! You have to sleep sometime. My hand is ever alert. If you could ever get a date, we wouldn't have to play these dumb games. Wanna go get a pizza?

21 November 2003
 


 
Garfield

Man, am I sleepy! I 'm so sleepy I couldn't sleep! With you, it's just one novel idea after another, isn't it?

22 November 2003
 


 
Garfield

Z My foot's asleep. Z No, I'm not. Z I wasn't talking about yo. Z Oh sure, talk about your right foot. You've always liked him better! Will you shut up?! I'm trying to sleep! Hey! Don't make me separate you two! Z What am Isaying? WAAH!

23 November 2003
 


 
Garfield

The future lies before us! Or is that the past? Hard to tell them apart.

24 November 2003
 


 
Garfield

What if we could see into the future, Garfield? Even just five years into the future...what would we see? Probably this, and hopefully with a fresher pot of coffee.

25 November 2003
 


 
Garfield

Care to join me, Garfield? I'm contemplating life. WHOA! Sound like you have it covered. OH NOOO!

26 November 2003
 


 
Garfield

Today's the day... The day you're all allowed to eat without any guilt whatsoever. WELCOME TO MY WORLD!!!

27 November 2003
 


 
Garfield

Here's your shopping list, Jon. That won't fit in the car. "A...bigger...car".

28 November 2003
 


 
Garfield

BAT I'm having the time of my life! Trading places was a bad idea.

29 November 2003
 


 
Garfield

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30 November 2003
 




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