CHRISTMAS IS COMING! - SHOPPING! CARDS! WRAPPING! RELATIVES! - Panicked yet?
1 December 2003
Christmas is coming! Have you been good? - Me neither. - Let this be our little secret.
2 December 2003
Have you thought about what you want for Christmas, Garfield? - - YOU THINK TOO MUCH!
3 December 2003
...we now return to our holiday special... - "The Christmas that almost wasn't". Saw it. - Rudolph gets a runny nose.
4 December 2003
I really should get around to baking some Christmas cookies. - - If I know what's good for me. You're stealing my lines again.
5 December 2003
Wanna share a candy cane? - - That's not sharing! I'll save you the stripe.
6 December 2003
- - I love Christmas. - - - I love Christmas. - I'm a carrier.
7 December 2003
You got a Christmas card from our neighbor, Mrs. Feeny. - She says she hopes you get coal in your stocking... - A big ol' hot, fiery coal. Yeah, yeah. I love her, too.
8 December 2003
Welcome back. - We now return to "Murray Needleman..." - "The roadside assistance specialist who saved Christmas!" So THAT'S how you tow a reindeer.
9 December 2003
I remember Christmas back on the farm... Uh-oh. - The family, the food, the caroling... Here we go. - ...decorating thr goat... -and there we went.
10 December 2003
Yes...I see, thank you, goodbye. - That was the mall. - You are no longer welcome at "Santa's Happy Hollow". Fink elves.
11 December 2003
Yes, I went shopping. - And yes, I bought your Christmas present. - And yes, I hid it. Then the game's afoot!
12 December 2003
I'm heavily into tradition this holiday season. - -EVERY... -COOKIE ...GONE!! - -AGAIN!!! As I was saying...
13 December 2003
- - - - - - Pick a spot and LEAVE it there! Have you no sense of aesthetics?!
14 December 2003
Hallo?... Hi, Grandma! Happy holidays! - Here? ...oh, cold, blowing and snowing...you? - It's 88 in Cancun. Yeah, but with the wind chill, it's 87.
15 December 2003
Look, Garfield, a card from Doc Boy! - "Happy anniversary, my dearest, on this our wedding day. Love, Doc Boy." - What does it mean? It means the feed and grain store was out of Christmas cards.
16 December 2003
When it comes to wrapping presents, nobody's faster than me! - - I said, I was fast, not neat. I picked up on that.
17 December 2003
I never received a Christmas card from you, Ellen. - It must have gotten lost in the mail. - Lost mail isn't THAT funny, Ellen.
18 December 2003
Don't get me wrong...it's not that I don't like Christmas. - I LOVE Christmas... - But what's with this "once a year" thing?!
19 December 2003
Sigh. - Christmas never comes soon enough. - The best holidays always arrive fashionably late.
20 December 2003
- * RIIING - Hello? - Yes, he's here. - Who's calling? - - You PAGED Santa?!! Hey, his E-Mail server has been down all morning.
21 December 2003
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22 December 2003
23 December 2003
It's Christmas eve...presents are wrapped, carols are sung, and Santa's snack is out and waiting. - There's only one thing left to do... - -not be able to fall asleep all night.
24 December 2003
Ahem... - A on, and a two, and a... - MERRY CHRISTMAS!
25 December 2003
Oh, no! - Christmas is gone! - DID I SAY YOU COULD LEAVE?!
26 December 2003
Denise, I need a date for new year's...I'm begging you...I'll do anything. - - Um. I don't think I can locate a chicken suit and a camera crew on such short notice. Don't think he won't try, though.
27 December 2003
- You know what I like about bowling, boys? - It's a great way to meet girls! - KA-BANG - THUMP THUMP OUCH THUMP - OOF! EEK! THUMP - And their angry boyfriends.
28 December 2003
Whoa. - I put on a few pounds over the holidays. Hey! Hey! - No one likes a braggart, pal.
29 December 2003
Do you know what would be fun? - Jon, pay careful attention... - If I did, would I be standing here?
30 December 2003
- - You want to wear the hat for a while? I don't think I could do it justice.
31 December 2003