I'm not going to share this cookie with you. - GRAB - I could've told you that.
1 February 2003
- Arbuckle Famils Reunion Z Jon, give your ol' aunt Trudy a kiss! Doc Boy, a pig? Were you raised in a barn?!! ...is that a trick question? ...what's that in your eyebrow? - ---how did you get rid of your bunion? ...a weed whacker. ...uncle Roy, have you seen my
2 February 2003
- How's that herbal tea? - IT'S NOT COFFEE, THAT'S HOW IT IS!
3 February 2003
Awww. Rough day, Jon? - Cheer up, Jon! - Was I supposed to say that? At least YOU care.
4 February 2003
RIIING - May I speak the the head of the household? - Speaking. Give me that!
5 February 2003
You can be replaced. - ALL RIGHT! - That was an insult. How soon can we have someone here?
6 February 2003
Garfield, I can read your mind. - You're thinking, "why doesn't Jon feed me?" ...right? Close. - Actually, it was, "why doesn't dork boy feed me?"
7 February 2003
It's an amazing world we live in. - They can put a man on the moon... - Yet they can't make a computer that bounces. What was that crash?
8 February 2003
- JON ARBUCKLE Man of Action - ...member of the International Hall of Hunkhood... - ...poster boy for testosterone... BONK THUD! POW! SOK DUCH BAM! - Able to tame the wildest hearts! - YAAAHHH! - Another one of those
9 February 2003
I've instututed my first tine.saving measure, Garfield. - Are you ready for this? ...as I'll ever be. - One button! It would be cruel to tell him about pullovers.
10 February 2003
Sad, lonely or sick... - If I had to choose one... - I'd pick lonely. Is that a shot?
11 February 2003
This day is gone, Garfield. I thought It would never leave. - We can't relive it. Relive "boring"? - It's gone forever. Lock the door in case it wants to come back.
12 February 2003
You are INSOLENT! - Why thank you! - Another adjective to add to my resume.
13 February 2003
People seek me out for financial advice. - - Did you take my wallet?! I want a lawyer.
14 February 2003
Jon sys we don't have to go out to have fun. - Jon says everything we need is right here. - Jon says is't fun-with-hair-gel day.
15 February 2003
YAWN... - Good morning. It's sunday, and you know what that means... - A humongous newspaper with COLOR funnies... - And...and... - Aaand... - And that's all. - But that's enough!
16 February 2003
I am the ghost of hamburgers past here to show you the error of your ways! - GULP! - Needed more of the ghost of ketchup past.
17 February 2003
Paper, mister? - - I wonder what the headline was. "Cat Shreds Newspaper"
18 February 2003
There are some questions in life I'll never know the answers to... - Like, "what's the capital of North Dakota?" - I can never at that one.
19 February 2003
I think setting goals is very important. - Good idea. - Without a goal, how would you know when you failed?
20 February 2003
See the bunny slipper, Garfield? - The bunny is sad because he can't find his friend. - Do you know where his friend is? It's just a hunch, but you might check the garbage disposal.
21 February 2003
Garfield, where's the canary, and what's that on the floor around you? - - I'm shedding feathers! I'm shedding feathers!
22 February 2003
- - - - - - Boogie break. Disco dork.
23 February 2003
With my new journal, I can keep track of all the exciting things that happen to me! - Darn. Darn. Darn. Darn. Darn. Darn. - Darn. Darn. Darn. Day one: Every pen in the house ran out of ink.
24 February 2003
Walking is good for you, Garfield. - - But...what do I know... I didn't know knees could bend that way.
25 February 2003
I'm going to spend the evening trying out different kinds of shampoo! - - And one kind of furniture polish.
26 February 2003
I wonder if Jon has food I can steal. - I have some food you can steal! - So much for the thrill of the hunt.
27 February 2003
You should get closer to nature. Okay. - - Sitting next to a plastic fern doesn't count. I have much to learn.
28 February 2003