I'm not going to share this cookie with you. GRAB I could've told you that.
1 February 2003
Arbuckle Famils Reunion Z Jon, give your ol' aunt Trudy a kiss! Doc Boy, a pig? Were you raised in a barn?!! ...is that a trick question? ...what's that in your eyebrow? -how did you get rid of your bunion? ...a weed whacker. ...uncle Roy, have you seen
2 February 2003
How's that herbal tea? IT'S NOT COFFEE, THAT'S HOW IT IS!
3 February 2003
Awww. Rough day, Jon? Cheer up, Jon! Was I supposed to say that? At least YOU care.
4 February 2003
RIIING May I speak the the head of the household? Speaking. Give me that!
5 February 2003
You can be replaced. ALL RIGHT! That was an insult. How soon can we have someone here?
6 February 2003
Garfield, I can read your mind. You're thinking, "why doesn't Jon feed me?" ...right? Close. Actually, it was, "why doesn't dork boy feed me?"
7 February 2003
It's an amazing world we live in. They can put a man on the moon... Yet they can't make a computer that bounces. What was that crash?
8 February 2003
JON ARBUCKLE Man of Action ...member of the International Hall of Hunkhood... ...poster boy for testosterone... BONK THUD! POW! SOK DUCH BAM! Able to tame the wildest hearts! YAAAHHH! Another one of those"how-did-my-life-wind-up-like-this" drea
9 February 2003
I've instututed my first tine.saving measure, Garfield. Are you ready for this? ...as I'll ever be. One button! It would be cruel to tell him about pullovers.
10 February 2003
Sad, lonely or sick... If I had to choose one... I'd pick lonely. Is that a shot?
11 February 2003
This day is gone, Garfield. I thought It would never leave. We can't relive it. Relive "boring"? It's gone forever. Lock the door in case it wants to come back.
12 February 2003
You are INSOLENT! Why thank you! Another adjective to add to my resume.
13 February 2003
People seek me out for financial advice. Did you take my wallet?! I want a lawyer.
14 February 2003
Jon sys we don't have to go out to have fun. Jon says everything we need is right here. Jon says is't fun-with-hair-gel day.
15 February 2003
YAWN... Good morning. It's sunday, and you know what that means... A humongous newspaper with COLOR funnies... And...and... Aaand... And that's all. But that's enough!
16 February 2003
I am the ghost of hamburgers past here to show you the error of your ways! GULP! Needed more of the ghost of ketchup past.
17 February 2003
Paper, mister? I wonder what the headline was. "Cat Shreds Newspaper"
18 February 2003
There are some questions in life I'll never know the answers to... Like, "what's the capital of North Dakota?" I can never at that one.
19 February 2003
I think setting goals is very important. Good idea. Without a goal, how would you know when you failed?
20 February 2003
See the bunny slipper, Garfield? The bunny is sad because he can't find his friend. Do you know where his friend is? It's just a hunch, but you might check the garbage disposal.
21 February 2003
Garfield, where's the canary, and what's that on the floor around you? I'm shedding feathers! I'm shedding feathers!
22 February 2003
Boogie break. Disco dork.
23 February 2003
With my new journal, I can keep track of all the exciting things that happen to me! Darn. Darn. Darn. Darn. Darn. Darn. Darn. Darn. Darn. Day one: Every pen in the house ran out of ink.
24 February 2003
Walking is good for you, Garfield. But...what do I know... I didn't know knees could bend that way.
25 February 2003
I'm going to spend the evening trying out different kinds of shampoo! And one kind of furniture polish.
26 February 2003
I wonder if Jon has food I can steal. I have some food you can steal! So much for the thrill of the hunt.
27 February 2003
You should get closer to nature. Okay. Sitting next to a plastic fern doesn't count. I have much to learn.
28 February 2003