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Garfield

You have something stuck between your teeth, Garfield. Where? - Right between your front ones. What is it? - It's the refrigerator. Do we have any really big floss?

1 April 2003
 


 
Garfield

I'm going out, Garfield. - Don't get into any trouble. - At least nothing that involves a swat team. Then don't be long.

2 April 2003
 


 
Garfield

It's quiet around here. - Want me to break something? - I'm not complaining, mind you. Want me to break something quietly?

3 April 2003
 


 
Garfield

I have the feeling I'm going to have a good day. - Thought you could lock me out, didn't you? - I had to throw the birdbath through the picture window, and then pull up the mailbox to lean against the... That feeling is fading.

4 April 2003
 


 
Garfield

- I can't think of anything to say. Darn it, Jon! - Then how am I supposed to ignore you?!

5 April 2003
 


 
Garfield

- Yo! Yo! Yo! Garfield, what it is? - Just chillin' in the crib, homey? - I'm letting chicks know that I'm da bomb. - I'm gonna scope the park wit' my bad self. - Whoa! - THUD! - Tru dat.

6 April 2003
 


 
Garfield

There's just no pleasing you, is there?! - - Okay, once more, but this time with a little bit more emotion.

7 April 2003
 


 
Garfield

HA! HA! HAW! HAW! HAW! - CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! - Quit tickling the milkman!

8 April 2003
 


 
Garfield

This house needs fixing. - I'll need some of those little pointy things... Nails? - And one of those poundy things. Stop him.

9 April 2003
 


 
Garfield

Odie swallowed my golf ball! - - I'll play as it lies. Get back here.

10 April 2003
 


 
Garfield

I can't decide whether to stay here... - Or go someplace else. - Compromise.

11 April 2003
 


 
Garfield

This is one of those squirting flowers. - This is one of those clawing paws. - Can you say "detente"?

12 April 2003
 


 
Garfield

- It's a beautiful day, boys. - Everyone's out with their pets. - Celebrating their shared lives. - Showing their affection for one another. Oh no... - Oh, the joyous union of human and animal! Her eit comes... - Group hug!

13 April 2003
 


 
Garfield

My goal is to be a little less pathetic, Garfield. No! No! You can't do that, Jon! - Think about your fans! - You've set a standard to which losers everywhere aspire!

14 April 2003
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, would you say I'm suave? - Yes, I would. - If you coated my body with honey and staked me down to an anthill. Debonair, even?

15 April 2003
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I'm starting a garden! - Tilling the soil...nurturing seed. - And did I mention I'm wearing overalls? I knew there was an ulterior motive.

16 April 2003
 


 
Garfield

bip bip boop - Hi, it's jus Jon calling to say hi... ...hi! - Hey, let's go home and check my answering machine! Pity him.

17 April 2003
 


 
Garfield

Chicks dig intellectual guys, soooooo... - ZZZZZZZZZZ - This makes my forehead look larger! Ah, the old "big brain" ploy.

18 April 2003
 


 
Garfield

I sometimes feel like a failure at life. - - I was hoping for a little sympathy. That's another thing you've failed at.

19 April 2003
 


 
Garfield

Z - Z - Z - Z - **Z** - -

20 April 2003
 


 
Garfield

Slacker! - Why are you just sitting there?! - There's napping to be done, man! Go waway.

21 April 2003
 


 
Garfield

YAWN Is that all you have to do? - Noooo... - YAWN scratch scratch

22 April 2003
 


 
Garfield

I don't want to be disturbed while I sleep. - - Or after I wake up, for that matter.

23 April 2003
 


 
Garfield

Let's play a game, Garfield. - Let's pretend you're vital. - Let's pretend you're useful. Let's pretend gravity is great today.

24 April 2003
 


 
Garfield

- Breathe, Garfield. GASP! - Lazy! I would have, eventually.

25 April 2003
 


 
Garfield

I'm going to throw out everything moldy I can find. - I hope you're cleaning out the refrigerator. - Because if you're not, this is dandruff, not mold.

26 April 2003
 


 
Garfield

- Who wants to feed me? - - Who wants to fix food for the hungry kitty? - - Who wants to keep their lips? Is it dinner time already? - You don't have to have the answers if you ask the right questions.

27 April 2003
 


 
Garfield

I am now officially bored. - Officially? - I have a certificate. Cool!

28 April 2003
 


 
Garfield

- YAWN - Was that necessary? Have you ever spent any time with yourself?

29 April 2003
 


 
Garfield

You look bored. - I'm not, really. - This is just force of habit.

30 April 2003
 




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