- Yup... - There's a great big beautiful world out there. - - - SLAM! - I prefer my little ugly world in here. You're pathetic!
1 June 2003
Garfield, I wonder what TRUE happiness is... - CLONK - Fill it up or I'll show you what it ain't.
2 June 2003
Let's play a game... - You completely and utterly ignore me... - And I'll sit here and pout. - I sense that this is heading somewhere.
3 June 2003
The washing machine keeps spitting out my dirty sweat socks. - - Can it do that? I know *I* would.
4 June 2003
- - Bath day.
5 June 2003
I'm tired of thinking deep thoughts, Garfield. - - Can nose hairs get dandruff? Ahh..back to the shallow end of the thinking pool.
6 June 2003
I'm making dancing fingers. - Now I'm not. - Now I'm wiggling my toes. Oh, to be less informed.
7 June 2003
- I've gotta put a stop to this "aging" thing... - I wonder if I walked backwards if I could reverse the process... - - FUMP - - Yeah...THAT took a few years off my life...
8 June 2003
I have another birthday coming soon. - - Oh, it's not invited, but it always drops in anyway.
9 June 2003
25 years on this planet, and what have I accomplished? - AB-SO-LUTELY NOTHING! - What's with the smug grin? Please...modesty forbids.
10 June 2003
25, huh? To what do you attribute your longevity? - - Ah.
11 June 2003
Soon I'll be turning 25...wow. - The things I've seen...the things I've done... - Well, the things I've seen, anyway.
12 June 2003
25 years... - A lot has happened in this world since I was born... - -not that I had a HAND in any of it, mind you.
13 June 2003
I'm gonna be 25 years old...man, where did the time go? - Is the fridge still this way? Yeah, help yourself. - Thanks...me.
14 June 2003
- Excuse me...do I know you? You should. - I was you back in 1978. - Cool! So I'm the new, improved you! "New", yes, but "improved" is a matter of opinion. - In my opinion, then, yes. However, your opinion is my opinion, and mine, yours;
15 June 2003
So, I was you, huh? A long time ago. - How did I see out of those itty-bitty eyes? - First explain how you stand on those two spindly legs.
16 June 2003
This is fascinating! - I'm watching myself eat! - One of my favorite pastimes is now my favorite spectator sport!
17 June 2003
Shall we retire to the kitchen? Splendid idea. - ...age before beauty. Excuse me? - Who's the one turning 25 here? Har har har
18 June 2003
Today is my 25th birthday and I want to thank you for reading me. - I'm not talking about the other readers, I'm talking to YOU. Thank YOU! - From all of us!
19 June 2003
Things were so much better back in 1978. - Better than 200 channels? Twoooo huhhh... huuuh... - I'M NOT WORTHY! Wanna see the picture-in-picture?
20 June 2003
I hear a lot has happened since 1978. Like what? - I hear disco died. - Not i THIS house.
21 June 2003
- Are you bored? I am. - At least I think I am. - Yeah, I'm pretty sure I am. - ...or am I? - Hmmmmmm...I gues Iam. - You? Nope. Indecision fascinates me.
22 June 2003
Play time! No, thanks. - Play time! You try too hard.
23 June 2003
- Sigh. - Don't start. - You don't bat me anymore. How'd you like another dryer ride?
24 June 2003
Fine! I don't need you! ...I can have fun all by myself! - - Whee! You're pathetic.
25 June 2003
Dad was a tube sock... - Mom was a scarf... - And poor sis neve rmade it off the sheep. Darn that wolf.
26 June 2003
Stop following me! But I want to play! - Jon, would you just look at this?! - What is it, Garfield? Why are there never any witnesses?
27 June 2003
Hi, Garfield. Jon, this ball of yarn is obsessed! - What's going on? It has a mad crush on me, and won't leave me alone! - Say, why don't you play with that ball of yarn, there? Will you LISTEN to the man?!
28 June 2003
Ahhhh... - I love grass. - In the morning it's wet and cool... - In the afternoon it's warm and soft... - And at night it's the perfect cushion for stargazing. - - What a smile. What a lawn.
29 June 2003
I firmly believe you were put here to punish me. - Not only that... - I was put here to punish dogs, too. Odie?
30 June 2003