Yup... There's a great big beautiful world out there. SLAM! I prefer my little ugly world in here. You're pathetic!
1 June 2003
Garfield, I wonder what TRUE happiness is... CLONK Fill it up or I'll show you what it ain't.
2 June 2003
Let's play a game... You completely and utterly ignore me... And I'll sit here and pout. I sense that this is heading somewhere.
3 June 2003
The washing machine keeps spitting out my dirty sweat socks. Can it do that? I know *I* would.
4 June 2003
5 June 2003
I'm tired of thinking deep thoughts, Garfield. Can nose hairs get dandruff? Ahh..back to the shallow end of the thinking pool.
6 June 2003
I'm making dancing fingers. Now I'm not. Now I'm wiggling my toes. Oh, to be less informed.
7 June 2003
I've gotta put a stop to this "aging" thing... I wonder if I walked backwards if I could reverse the process... FUMP Yeah...THAT took a few years off my life...
8 June 2003
I have another birthday coming soon. Oh, it's not invited, but it always drops in anyway.
9 June 2003
25 years on this planet, and what have I accomplished? AB-SO-LUTELY NOTHING! What's with the smug grin? Please...modesty forbids.
10 June 2003
25, huh? To what do you attribute your longevity? Ah.
11 June 2003
Soon I'll be turning 25...wow. The things I've seen...the things I've done... Well, the things I've seen, anyway.
12 June 2003
25 years... A lot has happened in this world since I was born... -not that I had a HAND in any of it, mind you.
13 June 2003
I'm gonna be 25 years old...man, where did the time go? Is the fridge still this way? Yeah, help yourself. Thanks...me.
14 June 2003
15 June 2003
So, I was you, huh? A long time ago. How did I see out of those itty-bitty eyes? First explain how you stand on those two spindly legs.
16 June 2003
This is fascinating! I'm watching myself eat! One of my favorite pastimes is now my favorite spectator sport!
17 June 2003
Shall we retire to the kitchen? Splendid idea. ...age before beauty. Excuse me? Who's the one turning 25 here? Har har har
18 June 2003
Today is my 25th birthday and I want to thank you for reading me. I'm not talking about the other readers, I'm talking to YOU. Thank YOU! From all of us!
19 June 2003
Things were so much better back in 1978. Better than 200 channels? Twoooo huhhh... huuuh... I'M NOT WORTHY! Wanna see the picture-in-picture?
20 June 2003
I hear a lot has happened since 1978. Like what? I hear disco died. Not i THIS house.
21 June 2003
Are you bored? I am. At least I think I am. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I am. ...or am I? Hmmmmmm...I gues Iam. You? Nope. Indecision fascinates me.
22 June 2003
Play time! No, thanks. Play time! You try too hard.
23 June 2003
Sigh. Don't start. You don't bat me anymore. How'd you like another dryer ride?
24 June 2003
Fine! I don't need you! ...I can have fun all by myself! Whee! You're pathetic.
25 June 2003
Dad was a tube sock... Mom was a scarf... And poor sis neve rmade it off the sheep. Darn that wolf.
26 June 2003
Stop following me! But I want to play! Jon, would you just look at this?! What is it, Garfield? Why are there never any witnesses?
27 June 2003
Hi, Garfield. Jon, this ball of yarn is obsessed! What's going on? It has a mad crush on me, and won't leave me alone! Say, why don't you play with that ball of yarn, there? Will you LISTEN to the man?!
28 June 2003
Ahhhh... I love grass. In the morning it's wet and cool... In the afternoon it's warm and soft... And at night it's the perfect cushion for stargazing. What a smile. What a lawn.
29 June 2003
I firmly believe you were put here to punish me. Not only that... I was put here to punish dogs, too. Odie?
30 June 2003