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Garfield

Tell me, Maureen, do you hate me more than you used to? The same? I call that progress! You da man!

1 August 2003
 


 
Garfield

don't believe it! Garfield only ate half of his food! I took a break for a snack. Oh.

2 August 2003
 


 
Garfield

You know, I'm a do-nothin' kinda guy. But, I do nothin' very well. I fact, I'm the dean of do-nothin'! A LEAN, MEAN, DO-NOTHIN' MACHINE! How you doing? Feeling vital, thank you!

3 August 2003
 


 
Garfield

Dark shirt. Cat. Tah daaah.

4 August 2003
 


 
Garfield

I', going to vacuum this cat hair off the rug. Think, Jon! If you left the cat hair, we wouldn't NEED a rug!

5 August 2003
 


 
Garfield

Sometimes it's good to count your blessings. Cat hair is NOT a blessing. Well, it comes in handy if you're a cat.

6 August 2003
 


 
Garfield

A cat hair! I thought you were DONE shedding! So did I. Ah, it's the spare.

7 August 2003
 


 
Garfield

If I see ONE more cat hair around here, I'm going to LOSE it. poink YAAAAHH! Definitely worth the price of admission.

8 August 2003
 


 
Garfield

My life has no meaning. You know...when you don't move, you shed less. What was I thinking?

9 August 2003
 


 
Garfield

? Open your mouth, dummy. There it is, dummy. SLURP!

10 August 2003
 


 
Garfield

Do snails do ANYthing fast? No.

11 August 2003
 


 
Garfield

* RING...RING... That'll be mom. I'd better take it... * RING She's calling long distance. Where does she live? * RING Behind that shrub over there.

12 August 2003
 


 
Garfield

rub rub rub rub rub That was very affectionate, Garfield. I had peanut butter on my hands.

13 August 2003
 


 
Garfield

My sock puppet is in the wash. Sydney shoe just isn't the same. My foot is cold.

14 August 2003
 


 
Garfield

I've been all over the world! Which is no big deal... I can see the edge of it from here.

15 August 2003
 


 
Garfield

Ah... What a beautiful day! It's raining. Not in the kitchen.

16 August 2003
 


 
Garfield

Well, look at you! That's quite a smile! It's nice to see you in a good mood for a change. I SAT ON A MOUSETRAP.

17 August 2003
 


 
Garfield

As time passes, you get fatter and fatter. Ah yes, the age-old dilemma, Jon. How to stop time.

18 August 2003
 


 
Garfield

Sniff...it's lonely being a scale. Nobody listens to me. I'll listen. You're about eleven pounds shy of a big rig! I walked right into that one.

19 August 2003
 


 
Garfield

You're fat. Fat? Really fat... Really fat? Really, really fat. Oh! Really, really fat. I knew that.

20 August 2003
 


 
Garfield

Wow! Congratulations! On what? You are now officially prohibited from crossing some bridges.

21 August 2003
 


 
Garfield

You're fat. How about now? You may LOOK smaller, but you're still fat!

22 August 2003
 


 
Garfield

Just once I'd like to hear something nice form you. Oh, how wonderful it would be to soar through the sky like an eagle, so proud and free. I mean about me. You'd never get off the ground.

23 August 2003
 


 
Garfield

Hey, pal! Hey, hallucination. Wait a minute! What are you doing here? I only see you when I'm on a diet. Well, SURPRISE! I just heard your owner on the phone with the vet, and you're going on one now! I am not! I'll vouch for him.Oh, no! Pizzas NEVER lie

24 August 2003
 


 
Garfield

Been climbing trees? I know, diet time.

25 August 2003
 


 
Garfield

You may have an entire grape for a snack! HOW ABOUT A DROP OF WATER TO WASH IT DOWN?!

26 August 2003
 


 
Garfield

I'm only having ONE meatball.

27 August 2003
 


 
Garfield

I like celery. Oh, me too! That's why I've dressed this stalk up in its own little outfit! You're supposed to eat it. CANNIBAL!

28 August 2003
 


 
Garfield

"Cheeesecaaake". I was right! What? You just gained a pund.

29 August 2003
 


 
Garfield

I'm off my diet. I'm on my diet. I'm off my diet.

30 August 2003
 


 
Garfield

BURP * Teddy bears are like keys...they're always in the first place you think they'd be, and the last place you look.

31 August 2003
 




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