I want to be left alone. Unless you're a chocolate chip cookie!
1 September 2003
This house is a mess. We shouls do something about it. Any suggestions? Do what I do. Close your eyes.
2 September 2003
I'm off on a long journey! Ran out of table.
3 September 2003
Someday, tree, when you grow big enough, I might climb you! I hope to heck I'm a redwood.
4 September 2003
You know what we could use in our lives? A wacky adventure! I'm in. As long as it's not too wacky or overly adventurous.
5 September 2003
ah AH AH CHOO Don't ask.
6 September 2003
Hmmm... A sack. They say cats find sacks fun. Whee. We're having some fun now. Oh, when will the fun ever end?
7 September 2003
Hello there, ol' pal, ol' buddy, ol' pal! And Jon!
8 September 2003
All right! When it freezes over, we can go skating.
9 September 2003
We were out of chocolate chips, so I used bacon bits. Cats aren't famous for their baking skills. UNTIL NOW!
10 September 2003
I'm going to hang my jacket in the closet. Uh...Jon... CAT HAIR! That's where I go to shed.
11 September 2003
I'm trying to decide which woman to call for a date. There are so many in the phone book. How to choose... Look under "D" for "desperate".
12 September 2003
I just accidentally knocked your Ming dynasty vase off the and broke it! Just kidding! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! It wasn't an accident.
13 September 2003
Here comes my big greeting. Hey! Where's my big greeting? SLURP!! Oh, there it is.
14 September 2003
Pay attention to me, world! Maybe the world is over here.
15 September 2003
There's a great big wonderful world out there! I hope it doesn't collide with this one!
16 September 2003
...and then...uh...I forget what happened. Oh, great! YOU TOLD ME A STORY FOR AN HOUR AND FORGOT THE ENDING?! If I had been paying attention, I would really be upset!
17 September 2003
Would this be a bad time to ask you to help get this piece of sofa off my claws?
18 September 2003
Let's see... YAHOO! Buy new curtains.
19 September 2003
Whoa... That's amazing! I fell of my chair. So you didn't suddenly become invisible?
20 September 2003
Too much sun isn't good for you. If you say so. But SOME sun is okay. If you say so. -
21 September 2003
SPLAT SPLUT SPLOT Thanks for the warm-up!
22 September 2003
A funny thing happened on the way to the fence! And, boy, I wish you had been there.
23 September 2003
Who wants to hear me sing a song? Isn't that cute? The audience is too shy to speak up. Is not.
24 September 2003
* Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow ** Come on! Everybody join in! What?! You don't know the words?!
25 September 2003
The entire audience is asleep. Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Time to check their pockets for candy! Z Z Z Z Z Z
26 September 2003
Tough audience. Boo! Booo! Boo! Boo! How about if I just fall of this fence and land on my head? Just gives you a awrm. fuzzy feeling for mankindm doesn't it? Yeah! All right! CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
27 September 2003
I have the last cookie! The VERY last one! And I'm not sharing! Okay, okay, this is plastic. Gee, I wonder what happened to the last REAL cookie. BURP
28 September 2003
It's a cold, dark morning. It's hailing...locusts are eating the lawn... The fence is on fire... Just another average monday.
29 September 2003
Hey, worm...worm? Yes? I thought this was your front door. It is. I'm sweeping out my garage.
30 September 2003