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Garfield

I want to be left alone. Unless you're a chocolate chip cookie!

1 September 2003
 


 
Garfield

This house is a mess. We shouls do something about it. Any suggestions? Do what I do. Close your eyes.

2 September 2003
 


 
Garfield

I'm off on a long journey! Ran out of table.

3 September 2003
 


 
Garfield

Someday, tree, when you grow big enough, I might climb you! I hope to heck I'm a redwood.

4 September 2003
 


 
Garfield

You know what we could use in our lives? A wacky adventure! I'm in. As long as it's not too wacky or overly adventurous.

5 September 2003
 


 
Garfield

ah AH AH CHOO Don't ask.

6 September 2003
 


 
Garfield

Hmmm... A sack. They say cats find sacks fun. Whee. We're having some fun now. Oh, when will the fun ever end?

7 September 2003
 


 
Garfield

Hello there, ol' pal, ol' buddy, ol' pal! And Jon!

8 September 2003
 


 
Garfield

All right! When it freezes over, we can go skating.

9 September 2003
 


 
Garfield

We were out of chocolate chips, so I used bacon bits. Cats aren't famous for their baking skills. UNTIL NOW!

10 September 2003
 


 
Garfield

I'm going to hang my jacket in the closet. Uh...Jon... CAT HAIR! That's where I go to shed.

11 September 2003
 


 
Garfield

I'm trying to decide which woman to call for a date. There are so many in the phone book. How to choose... Look under "D" for "desperate".

12 September 2003
 


 
Garfield

I just accidentally knocked your Ming dynasty vase off the and broke it! Just kidding! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! It wasn't an accident.

13 September 2003
 


 
Garfield

Here comes my big greeting. Hey! Where's my big greeting? SLURP!! Oh, there it is.

14 September 2003
 


 
Garfield

Pay attention to me, world! Maybe the world is over here.

15 September 2003
 


 
Garfield

There's a great big wonderful world out there! I hope it doesn't collide with this one!

16 September 2003
 


 
Garfield

...and then...uh...I forget what happened. Oh, great! YOU TOLD ME A STORY FOR AN HOUR AND FORGOT THE ENDING?! If I had been paying attention, I would really be upset!

17 September 2003
 


 
Garfield

Would this be a bad time to ask you to help get this piece of sofa off my claws?

18 September 2003
 


 
Garfield

Let's see... YAHOO! Buy new curtains.

19 September 2003
 


 
Garfield

Whoa... That's amazing! I fell of my chair. So you didn't suddenly become invisible?

20 September 2003
 


 
Garfield

Too much sun isn't good for you. If you say so. But SOME sun is okay. If you say so. -

21 September 2003
 


 
Garfield

SPLAT SPLUT SPLOT Thanks for the warm-up!

22 September 2003
 


 
Garfield

A funny thing happened on the way to the fence! And, boy, I wish you had been there.

23 September 2003
 


 
Garfield

Who wants to hear me sing a song? Isn't that cute? The audience is too shy to speak up. Is not.

24 September 2003
 


 
Garfield

* Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow ** Come on! Everybody join in! What?! You don't know the words?!

25 September 2003
 


 
Garfield

The entire audience is asleep. Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Time to check their pockets for candy! Z Z Z Z Z Z

26 September 2003
 


 
Garfield

Tough audience. Boo! Booo! Boo! Boo! How about if I just fall of this fence and land on my head? Just gives you a awrm. fuzzy feeling for mankindm doesn't it? Yeah! All right! CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

27 September 2003
 


 
Garfield

I have the last cookie! The VERY last one! And I'm not sharing! Okay, okay, this is plastic. Gee, I wonder what happened to the last REAL cookie. BURP

28 September 2003
 


 
Garfield

It's a cold, dark morning. It's hailing...locusts are eating the lawn... The fence is on fire... Just another average monday.

29 September 2003
 


 
Garfield

Hey, worm...worm? Yes? I thought this was your front door. It is. I'm sweeping out my garage.

30 September 2003
 




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