Who knows what the future holds? Less of this, I hope. Maybe medical science will make major advances. Like curing those little floaty specks at the edge of our vision. And the big one in the middle of mine.
You know, boys, I was thinking... What would life be like if cats and dogs wer ein charge? Hmmm...interesting. I'll have to give this some thought. Get us something to eat, clean my litter box, give Odie his bath, and I'll get backto you.
Sigh... Garfield, I gotta do something with my life. Why start now? I don't know what to do. DO what I do. I guess I'll raise my standards. I've lowered my standards. I'll be tougher on myself! Now I'm easier on myself. I'll take onthe world! I got out of
BEWARE Of The DOGS BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Oops, I'm late for another appointment! I'm going to turn you over to my assistant, Spot! Uh... How's it going, pal? Uh... According to your chart, I'm to bark at you, right? Uh... Arf!Come on! Is this how you tr
* DING DONG Someone's at the door. Hiya, kiddo. Grandma, what brings you here? I need a favor. Name it! You know that martial arts championship tomorrow? Sure. You want to come over to watch it? Nope, practice! I'm a contestant!urk Meet Granny the Grip.
It's going to take more than one STUPID little alarm clock to get ME up this morning! tick tock tick tock tick tock Z tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock This does not bode well... tick tocktick tock tick tock t
So, my contact slipped all the way back in my eye and I couldn't find it. So, I thogut, "Hey! Let's do some major suction!" So, I got this plunger and...well... Could you maybe give me some help here? You know, grab the handle and give it areall
My next guest, as you can see, has two heads. Has this been a problem for you? A PROBLEM?! NOOO! Ever hear the expression "two heads are better than one!?! ...ever hear it EIGHT GAZILLION TIMES A DAY?!! I think he hit a nerve.
hop hop hop Excuse me, Mr. Cat, sir... would you like to contribute to our blood drive? Even a small donation would be greatly appreciated. You're a flea, aren't you? Um...well, uh...Yeh, I guess. STONK That teeny hurse's capdidn't fool me for a minute. M
Sigh.. Well, I'm on a diet again, and you know what that means... Sorry I'm late! Food hallucinations. There was a little twelve-pickle pileup in the kitchen. Traffic was backed up for several floor tiles. Not very filling, butalways entertaining.
Sigh... Garfield, I'm depressed. What a absolute shock. I haven't had a date in months. Time sure flies when you're not having fun. Maybe I should give Kimmy a call. Wasn't she the one who was raised by wolves? She was raised bywolves, wasn't she? I can s
Here I am! The center of the universe! Bask in the wonder that is me! But don't overdo it. Try to keep from getting overexcited and hyperventilating. Will you be leaving soon? Oh, very well. bask away!
GARFIELD BURP Hi! Whoa. Say, aren't you the invisible man? No, I'm not. He's shorter than I am. He's only about this tall. Oh, yeah. But don't feel bad. A lot of people confuse us. I think I'll wake up now.
Boo! Pardon? Boo. I'm a ghost. You don't say. Oh, yes. I'm quite frightening. No, you're not. I'm not? Not even close. Are you sure? I find you yery pleasant. I wish I were dead. I'm not sure how to break this to you, pal.
* We now return to "Lorenzo, the Snail Who Saved Christmas". Oh, woe are we! How will we get these toys to all the kids?! I'LL do it! Lorenzo the Snail! Yes, 'tis I, Lorenzo the Snail, here to deliver toys to all the kids! Our hero! -So, what's