Who knows what the future holds? Less of this, I hope. Maybe medical science will make major advances. Like curing those little floaty specks at the edge of our vision. And the big one in the middle of mine.
You know, boys, I was thinking... What would life be like if cats and dogs wer ein charge? Hmmm...interesting. I'll have to give this some thought. Get us something to eat, clean my litter box, give Odie his bath, and I'll get backto you.
* DING DONG Someone's at the door. Hiya, kiddo. Grandma, what brings you here? I need a favor. Name it! You know that martial arts championship tomorrow? Sure. You want to come over to watch it? Nope, practice! I'm a contestant!urk Meet Granny the Grip.
My next guest, as you can see, has two heads. Has this been a problem for you? A PROBLEM?! NOOO! Ever hear the expression "two heads are better than one!?! ...ever hear it EIGHT GAZILLION TIMES A DAY?!! I think he hit a nerve.
Sigh.. Well, I'm on a diet again, and you know what that means... Sorry I'm late! Food hallucinations. There was a little twelve-pickle pileup in the kitchen. Traffic was backed up for several floor tiles. Not very filling, butalways entertaining.
Here I am! The center of the universe! Bask in the wonder that is me! But don't overdo it. Try to keep from getting overexcited and hyperventilating. Will you be leaving soon? Oh, very well. bask away!
GARFIELD BURP Hi! Whoa. Say, aren't you the invisible man? No, I'm not. He's shorter than I am. He's only about this tall. Oh, yeah. But don't feel bad. A lot of people confuse us. I think I'll wake up now.
Boo! Pardon? Boo. I'm a ghost. You don't say. Oh, yes. I'm quite frightening. No, you're not. I'm not? Not even close. Are you sure? I find you yery pleasant. I wish I were dead. I'm not sure how to break this to you, pal.