Who knows what the future holds? Less of this, I hope. - Maybe medical science will make major advances. - Like curing those little floaty specks at the edge of our vision. And the big one in the middle of mine.
Oh, joy! - I'm so hungry I could just eat... - ...and eat and eat. - ...and eat and eat and eat. - ...and eat and eat and eat and eat. - ...AND EAT AND EAT AND EAT AND EAT AND EAT. - BUT WHY STOP THERE?!
My next guest, as you can see, has two heads. - Has this been a problem for you? A PROBLEM?! NOOO! - Ever hear the expression "two heads are better than one!?! ...ever hear it EIGHT GAZILLION TIMES A DAY?!! I think he hit a nerve.
- Here I am! - The center of the universe! - Bask in the wonder that is me! - But don't overdo it. - Try to keep from getting overexcited and hyperventilating. - Will you be leaving soon? Oh, very well. bask away!
GARFIELD BURP - - Hi! Whoa. - Say, aren't you the invisible man? - No, I'm not. - He's shorter than I am. - He's only about this tall. Oh, yeah. - But don't feel bad. A lot of people confuse us. I think I'll wake up now.
- Boo! Pardon? - Boo. I'm a ghost. You don't say. - Oh, yes. I'm quite frightening. No, you're not. - I'm not? Not even close. - Are you sure? I find you yery pleasant. - I wish I were dead. I'm not sure how to break this to you, pal.
- SLAM! - Look at what I bought at the store, Garfield... - A 20-pound turkey! - We can roast it, and eat it, and then use the leftovers for sandwiches! - - Why did I say "leftovers"? What are leftovers?