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Garfield

Who knows what the future holds? Less of this, I hope. Maybe medical science will make major advances. Like curing those little floaty specks at the edge of our vision. And the big one in the middle of mine.

1 January 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

What ever happened to my glory days, Garfield? Wait! Wait! I know! KER-FLUSH

2 January 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Good times are ahead. Or behind. Because they sure aren't there.

3 January 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

You know, boys, I was thinking... What would life be like if cats and dogs wer ein charge? Hmmm...interesting. I'll have to give this some thought. Get us something to eat, clean my litter box, give Odie his bath, and I'll get backto you.

4 January 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Z blink blink Why can't the sun have a snooze button?

5 January 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Do not hit me in the face with that pie! You're the boss. Pie down the pants! SPLAT!

6 January 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I am not pathetic! Am I? Jon, you're asking a cat's opinion.

7 January 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

PLOP Stand here.

8 January 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Maybe we'll go out to eat tonight. But not to the pet shop for canaries and goldfish. Can we drop by on the way home for dessert?

9 January 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

My date excused herself from the table... And never came back! Excuse me, Jon... Maybe she got locked in the ladies' room. ...while I step into the closet and laugh for awhile.

10 January 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh... Garfield, I gotta do something with my life. Why start now? I don't know what to do. DO what I do. I guess I'll raise my standards. I've lowered my standards. I'll be tougher on myself! Now I'm easier on myself. I'll take onthe world! I got out of

11 January 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Aaaaah! He's drinking my hot tub! How's the soup? What....

12 January 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Cheese! And crackers! Now you're talking!

13 January 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

We took a vote, and we've decided to allow you to stay in the house. All right! cool! Right? Lucky for you!

14 January 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Help! I am frightened of that big strong cat! Help! I am frightened of that big strong cat! What?

15 January 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

What are you doing in there? The same thing you are. I pity you. Ditto the pity, pal.

16 January 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

You're trapped! Yeah, trapped in here with the chocolate chip cookies. I wish I were trapped. You'd need a bigger hole.

17 January 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Hi, Odie! Great to see you! But now, sadly, our visit must end. Oh, the pain of it all! BOOT! Literally. CRASH!

18 January 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Do you know what I think? I certainly hope not. Sigh.

19 January 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I think my toes are jealous of my fingers because they get to point at things. Note to self: stop walking around the house!

20 January 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I fell down sixty-three times, but I still like them. THUD Sixty-four! Ladies and gentlemen, the inventor of banana-peel slippers!

21 January 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I don't care what anybody else thinks! How's that sound? Needs work.

22 January 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

This has been a long, long day. This day is really zipping by. Could I borrow a cup of your day?

23 January 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield! It ISN'T time to get up! THEN WHY YELL AT ME?! That works. Rats.

24 January 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Ahem. HURK! HOOOOK NYAAAARK HOURRRK HAAACK Can you and your hairball take it outside? What, and give up show business?

25 January 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Entertain me. Sorry, pal. This is what I do. Not even alittle time step?

26 January 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

And just where do you think you're going? Who, me?

27 January 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

You never take me anywhere. BAT Wow! This must be the floor I've heard so much about!

28 January 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

BAT Yee-HA! It must be true... PARTEE! REverything is relative.

29 January 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

You've really let yourself go. Ha ha ha.

30 January 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

If you had ome wish, what would it be? To be part of the biggest sweater in the world! Who would it be for? You, lard-bottom. Walked smack into that one.

31 January 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm on the "I have pets" diet.

1 February 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

You never know what a cat is thinking. That's right. We're very mysterious. Eat. Sleep. Eat. sleep. Eat. Sleep.

2 February 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

You look different. Have you lost weight? OH, NO, WAIT! THAT'S NOT IT! YOU'RE EMPTY! THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!

3 February 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Glop. -and a sprig of rosemary! Glop with a sprig of rosemary.

4 February 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Is it true that you have nine lives? No. It just seems that long when living with YOU.

5 February 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm the most wonderful man in the world? You love me madly? I ddin't have the heart to tell her it was a wrong number. How thoughtful of you, fantasy boy.

6 February 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Your breath smells like tuna. Why, thank you! I owe it all to "Kitty Tuna mints"!

7 February 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

BEWARE Of The DOGS BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Oops, I'm late for another appointment! I'm going to turn you over to my assistant, Spot! Uh... How's it going, pal? Uh... According to your chart, I'm to bark at you, right? Uh... Arf!Come on! Is this how you tr

8 February 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Question, Odie...is dog food made from dogs? Urp slap ZIP Nah, it doesn't taste stupid enough.

9 February 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie, let's talk effort versus return here. You know, you can still lead a pointless life without all that running around.

10 February 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie, in honor of your gullibility... I'D LIKE TO PRESENT YOU WITH THIS INVISIBLE TROPHY! GARFIELD!

11 February 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie can't remember where he buried his bone. Yes... It's the dreaded glasses-on-the-forehead syndrome.

12 February 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

It had to happen. Odie chased his tail once too often. Now it's hiding from him.

13 February 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

And now, to explain why dogs drool so much, here's the dog who wrote the book... -ODIE! Swim on over here, pal!

14 February 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

YAWN I'm exhausted. Must sleep. Now I'm wide awake. Now I'm sleepy. Wide awake. Z Now what?

15 February 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I drew up a list of thing I don't want you to claw. I guess I should have put the list on the list.

16 February 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Nobody knows what the mysterious cat is thinking. Not even the mysterious cat.

17 February 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

YAWN Hey, I was just thinking about you.

18 February 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

How about giving me a big smile? Why? You already have one.

19 February 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm going to go make a sandwich. Well, be quick about it. I don't have all day to stel it, you know.

20 February 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Do you ever get that sleepy feeling in the middle of the afternoon? I do. And this afternoon has lasted 25 years.

21 February 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Mom, dad, Doc Boy...we're here! We were bored just sitting at home watching the TV. So we came over for a visit. -

22 February 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

You can swat me, but there will be another spider to take my place! Very well then. SMACK I'll renew my newspaper subscription.

23 February 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm not coming any closer. SMACK! My latest invention: magazine on a stick.

24 February 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Hee, hee, hee. When that cat gets here I'm going to swat him with this magazine! Uh-oh...too heavy! Couldn't wait for me, huh?

25 February 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, cat! This is my lawyer, Sid. I have a restraining order against you! Uh, why the smile? I've never squished a lawyer.

26 February 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! I wish the cat were here to swat me.

27 February 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

SMACK Ha! Ha! Just kidding! OH! WELL THAT MAKEs IT ALL RIGHT THEN!

28 February 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

* DING DONG Someone's at the door. Hiya, kiddo. Grandma, what brings you here? I need a favor. Name it! You know that martial arts championship tomorrow? Sure. You want to come over to watch it? Nope, practice! I'm a contestant!urk Meet Granny the Grip.

29 February 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

As it turns out... This is NOT my lucky hat! I may be just a cat, but it doesn't seem to me that Life is not quite as simple as Jon makes it.

1 March 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Stop whatever you're doing! I just always wanted to say that. So I don't have to stop?

2 March 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

This cat food actually doesn't smell too disgusting. Oh, well... I'll eat it anyway.

3 March 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Ever have days when you just can't get anything done? Days when I can't get anything done? ...no. Decades? ...yes.

4 March 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Laziness comes naturally to you, doesn't it? Uh-huh. If it didn't, I wouldn't attempt it.

5 March 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Okay...everybody off! FLEAS! YAAAHH!! I only agreed to give them a ride this far.

6 March 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

* * * * SLIP! You did that on PURPOSE, didn't you?! *

7 March 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

It's going to take more than one STUPID little alarm clock to get ME up this morning! tick tock tick tock tick tock Z tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock This does not bode well... tick tocktick tock tick tock t

8 March 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Cats do strange things. Strange... Cats do things?

9 March 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

You know, today bears a striking resemblance to yesterday. For all I know, this could be yesterday. Don't you have anything to do? Nothing that can't wait until tomorrow.

10 March 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

It says here that all good yodelers must warm up. WOOO WOOO WOOO Let's take this outside. Get back here!

11 March 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Who wants to claw the furniture? I do! I do! Be right back. I don't like the look of this.

12 March 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Look, Garfield! I finally got a SOCK to fit on my head. Surprised? I think what surprises me the most... Is that I didn't find that at all surprising.

13 March 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Ugh. Burp. Sniff. Snuck. Kaff. Cough. Grunt. Grate grate. Smack smack. Haaaack. Sigh. Morning talk.

14 March 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

You're probably wondering why this plunger is on my face. I refuse to play your little game.

15 March 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

So, my contact slipped all the way back in my eye and I couldn't find it. So, I thogut, "Hey! Let's do some major suction!" So, I got this plunger and...well... Could you maybe give me some help here? You know, grab the handle and give it areall

16 March 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

It's kinda nice not having to look at Jon's face. On the other hand... Stealing his lunch isn't half the fun.

17 March 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

They should put a warning label on those things.

18 March 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, what's going on? Donut racks only speak when spoken to, pal.

19 March 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

twist twist twist Well, it's about time! -

20 March 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, do you love me? Let me check. Check.

21 March 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I like to start my days slowly. Then build up to this.

22 March 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

If you're patient... ...and you wait long enough... Nothing will happen.

23 March 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

*********** I couldn't dream last night. The cable was out.

24 March 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

GULP What's for lunch? Swallow your breakfast!

25 March 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Is that all you're going to do? Yes. As long as there is space, I'm going to stare off into it.

26 March 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

It seems like this day will never end! Good night, Garfield. Whew! I barely got that last complaint in.

27 March 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Oh, joy! I'm so hungry I could just eat... ...and eat and eat. ...and eat and eat and eat. ...and eat and eat and eat and eat. ...AND EAT AND EAT AND EAT AND EAT AND EAT. BUT WHY STOP THERE?!

28 March 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

You can anything you want and still lose weight! How? Why, by getting out of that chair and committing yourself to a lifetime regimen of rigorous... CLICK! Whew! I narrowly avoided the "E" word!

29 March 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

This may very well be the greatest show in the history of television. But it's still no match fr my mighty remote! CLICK

30 March 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

CLICK Oops, sorry. I had the remote set on COMIC STRIP.

31 March 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

The following program is not a rerun. However, it is a lot like a bunch of other shows. I'd rather see an original rerun. click

1 April 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

My next guest, as you can see, has two heads. Has this been a problem for you? A PROBLEM?! NOOO! Ever hear the expression "two heads are better than one!?! ...ever hear it EIGHT GAZILLION TIMES A DAY?!! I think he hit a nerve.

2 April 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

click Z It...it can't be! It's a dream come true!!! Z The All-SLEEP channel!!!

3 April 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

You know, you guys totally absorb my life. I never have time to myself! Not a minute alone! You're always around! Thank you.

4 April 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Good morning, Garfield. Wait a minute! I don't remember putting socks on my hands! Gah! My underwear is on the outside of my jammies!! I think I'll spend today far away.

5 April 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm ignoring you. Ignoring me? And you had to tell me about it?! Amateur!

6 April 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Are you ignoring me? Not really. Because I wish you would. CAN'T I JUST STAND HERE?!

7 April 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

* ding ZIP! GULP Why do I bother baking cookies?

8 April 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

You shouldn't eat so fast. I think you're right, Jon. My teeth were getting hot.

9 April 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

BURRRRRRRRRRRR ...RRRRRRRRRRP! That burp lasted through four rooms! You're amazing.

10 April 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

hop hop hop Excuse me, Mr. Cat, sir... would you like to contribute to our blood drive? Even a small donation would be greatly appreciated. You're a flea, aren't you? Um...well, uh...Yeh, I guess. STONK That teeny hurse's capdidn't fool me for a minute. M

11 April 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

If you had the chance, would you actually bite me? No. My vet put me on a low-fat diet. And who says exercise is good for your health?

12 April 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I have an idea, Garfield. We ca play a little game. Let's play "Find the Feet". Is this one of those sarcastic games?

13 April 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Ypu're fat. Am not.

14 April 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

This came in the mail for you. Maybe now you'll consider dieting. You've been classified as a small planet! Cool!

15 April 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I could go for a S7-course meal. You need to go on a diet. 56?

16 April 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Today you start your new diet. Oh, no! This calls for desperate measures! I must travel back through time to avoid it! Hey! Boy, you cave men are ugly!

17 April 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh.. Well, I'm on a diet again, and you know what that means... Sorry I'm late! Food hallucinations. There was a little twelve-pickle pileup in the kitchen. Traffic was backed up for several floor tiles. Not very filling, butalways entertaining.

18 April 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I had a dream about food. BURP With onions.

19 April 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, I know you're on a diet... But how would you like a whole, entire bowl of food? -

20 April 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Here is your veggie burger, Garfield. What?! Are the cows on strike?

21 April 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

How's the salad? Ask it yourself. I'm not speaking to it.

22 April 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I'll be right back. crinkle I heard that candy wrapper! What makes you think it wasn't a celery stalk wrapper?

23 April 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, I've decided to take up woodworking. What would you like me to make first? Lasagna.

24 April 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Mmmmm... Good ol' grass... Green... Soft...cool... And when you lie on it... The only way you can look is up. Let's hear it for spiritual moments!

25 April 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Let the bad times roll!

26 April 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Sometimes I have to wonder, Garfield... Where is life taking me? How about OVER THERE, garlic breath?

27 April 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

My back itches. Great news, Jon! Your pathetic existence is about to have some purpose! I feel so fulfilled. Lower.

28 April 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

They've improved your cat food. It doesn't look and smell as disgusting as it used to be. Then it isn't cat food.

29 April 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

There are a lot of things going on in the world you don't know about. And let's keep it that way.

30 April 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

You seem to be in a good mood. Out of respect for the fact that you are wrong about everything. -

1 May 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z Garfield! Breakfast! Z SHOOP Mornings should come equipped with dimmer switches.

2 May 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon! Let's hang out together! Golly, it seems like we've already spent the whole day together! DING DONG * That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

3 May 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Our neighbors are circulating a petition complaining about all the annoying things you do. I know. I stole it. SMACK!

4 May 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

There are claw marks on the couch. Whoa! And I just clawed the couch! That's one spooky coincidence, huh?

5 May 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, I'm not sure you can be trusted. Why would you say that? Oh, look. I found your wallet.

6 May 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

You're a bad boy, Garfield! I can't help it. Sometimes couches just cry out to be clawed. I'm never taking you to a furniture store again. You're no fun.

7 May 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

It would be wrong to pull Odie's tail. ...and then kick him off the table. What are you doing? Making a list.

8 May 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

WOO-HOOO!! Catnip mouse.

9 May 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Maybe I'll claw Jon. Maybe I'll go get us some ice cream. If anybody claws Jon, they'll have me to answer to!

10 May 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Most of the earth's surface is covered by water. Who cares? How much of it is covered by lasagna?

11 May 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

We can't do anything about the past. But we CAN dom something about the future. Sounds like a lot of effort to me. I like the future just the way it's going to be.

12 May 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I am not boring! Tell that to the expression on my face.

13 May 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

What's that smell? I have no idea. But it does seem to be emanating from the general area of my tuna can collection.

14 May 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I couldn't find my hat! Then it occured to me that I didn't have one! So I didn't wear it! Now I remember why I didn't want to get out of bed.

15 May 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

YAWN I could sleep all day. Z Z Z Oh well... If at first you don*'t succeed...

16 May 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

You don't have many worries, do you? Sure I do... Like, can you pull a muscle blinking?

17 May 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Sometimes I like to make Odie feel special! Odie, there's nobody as peculiar as you are. -

18 May 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm going off to work in the donut mines. Cool! Dig up something with icing! Count on it, good buddy! I'm dreaming aren't I?

19 May 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

You never ask me about my day. How was your day? I'm a sock puppet, dummy! What do you think it was like?! It's an extra-long spin cycle for you, pal.

20 May 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Am I bothering you? Am I? Am I? Huh? Am I? ...well? Because I'm sure bothering myself.

21 May 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

We now return to "Garfield Mystery Theater"! What happened to my lunch?! Some mysteries are best left unsolved.

22 May 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield. Garfield. Garfield! GARFIELD!! GARRRRR FIEEEEEELD!!!!! Lozenge?

23 May 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

You don't have much energy. Oookaaay... And just how much energy do I need to accomplish this?

24 May 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

There's a slice of pizza stuck in the ceiling. And it appears to be loosening. The house needs cleaning. I'm on it.

25 May 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Do you know what this day could use? KICK! thud A thud.

26 May 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm going to see the sights! Why are you staring at a shade pull? To a cat, this is a sight.

27 May 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Nobody tells me what to do! Have something to eat. Well, this is a bit awkward.

28 May 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I just heard a joke. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Sometimes it's best to just get those things over with.

29 May 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh... Garfield, I'm depressed. What a absolute shock. I haven't had a date in months. Time sure flies when you're not having fun. Maybe I should give Kimmy a call. Wasn't she the one who was raised by wolves? She was raised bywolves, wasn't she? I can s

30 May 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Some days I just can't get started. I know what you mean... 1994 was like that for me.

31 May 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Woo woo woo! Personally, I don't think it's any more than a two-woo day.

1 June 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh... I have nothing to celebrate. For the 100th day in a row!

2 June 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

This day needs improving. I have to admit, that's not bad.

3 June 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Who knows...maybe someday I'll visit another planet. Give it up, Jon. You won't be able to get a date there either.

4 June 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Time to see if my teeth are still sharp enough. Aaaah! My leg! See you again for my six-month checkup.

5 June 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

HARF HARF HARF HAAAACK HARRRRF PTOOEY PTOOEY PTOOEY More coffee, boys? Sure! 'bout time!

6 June 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

No more of this "getting older" stuff! From now on I'll... DONK I'll... Ow!

7 June 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Soon I'll be 26 years old. I hate aging. Unfortunately, aging is madly in love with me.

8 June 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

What would you like for your birthday, Garfield? A featherless canary. It wouldn't tickle going down.

9 June 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Nermal, you're the nicest cat I know. May I have a word with you, Nermal? Nobody's nicer than *I* am, if you know what's good for you.

10 June 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

They say the older you get, the wiser you get. You must be very, very wise. Very, very, very, very, VERY wise! I wonder if anyone will miss him?

11 June 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

People love me...know why? Because I'm cute, that's why! And you........ Well, you're deteriorating. I wonder how high "cute" bounces?

12 June 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh. Birthday brings you lots of things... Gray hair... Bad eyesight...creaky joints... Ear hair, aches, pains, bad teeth... Sigh... and cake!

13 June 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

This year I feel younger than ever! No little birthday is going to get ME down, no sir... Is it my imagination, or is this strip getting longer?

14 June 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

So what, you're going to be 26... Time marches on! Come back!

15 June 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm not getting older, I'm getting better. Every day in every way. And I'm gonna grow wings and I'm gonna fly, too.

16 June 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Age is a state of mind. With a healthy dose of denial.

17 June 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm not showing my age. Not for you or for anyone else.

18 June 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh...26...another birthday...another year...another... Another... What was I just thinking about?

19 June 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon! Jon! Man, this is embarrassing. I completely forgot what I was going to say! Now I remember! Your car is on fire.

20 June 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I HATE mondays. HEY, GARFIELD! IT'S MONDAAAY!! And people who love that I hate mondays.

21 June 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh... One of the sad realities of life... The laundry always cools off.

22 June 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Bewar eOf "Beware Of..." Ah... "Mime Dog".

23 June 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Z SUPPERTIME! You fell asleep hanging on the screen door again, didn't you? How'd ya guess?

24 June 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

OTHER animals play. OTHER animals frolic. We need to make some changes around here! You're right! But how do we change all those other animals?

25 June 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I rented a video. Garfield. It has everything! Action, adventure... And a great sound track! "The Polka Ninjas".

26 June 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh... I love grass... It's cool in the morning... Warm in the afternoon... And cool again in the evening. Mmmmm... Kinda like an electric blanket, only in reverse.

27 June 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I've had a really great day today! How about you? Oh, Garfield. Yeah. Ask him how his day has been.

28 June 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm going to get you! Help! Help! I'm not buying it, guys. I told you we should be facing the same way. Okay, already!

29 June 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

And THAT'S what chasing mice should look like! I notice you didn't catch him.

30 June 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Go on. Mice rule! Ha! Ha! Ha! I lost a bet.

1 July 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I declare this house mouse free! Whoa! Cheese has legs!

2 July 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Do you mind?! Sorry. Uh, Garfield? He's taking a shower.

3 July 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

* dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig ODIE!!! Well, I guess not even Odie is perfect.

4 July 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

It's monday... The screws on that chandelier need... Tightening.

5 July 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Save me! It's a giant meatball from outer space! Never fear! The meatballinator is here! I hate waking up.

6 July 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

What's your problem? My problem? I only get to have one?

7 July 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Why don't birds like me? Because eat them, you idiot! I can live with that.

8 July 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Ice cubes down your pants! YAAAHHH! HA! HA! HA! HA! Now my soda is warm.

9 July 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I want you to do nothing all day. Is this some kind of trick?

10 July 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

This window is filthy. I can't see a thing. I knew that.

11 July 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

It's a beautiful day at the stadium... For the world drinking-out-of-the-toilet championship! lap lap lap lap Never let a dog pick what you watch.

12 July 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Here we see a typical dog chasing a squirrel. And now the dog has cornered the squirrel. Here we see the dog trying to remove a pine cone from up his nose. Disgraceful.

13 July 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Today in the news, a giant meteor struck earth, destroying all life. What? ...what's that? Oops, I guess that didn't happen. You gotta check those sources, bucko.

14 July 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

The Bolivioan tree frog lives in... CLICK Boring. This is the police! We have you surrounded! Ah. Put down the Bolivian tree frog! Okaaay...

15 July 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I believe that television viewers are smarter than people who read books. Why is that? You can't change a book with a remote, now can you? Good point.

16 July 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

click click I have this down to a science... click click I avoid the shows, and only see the commercials! click click

17 July 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh... I'm down. Distressed, depressed, and down in the dumps. snatch GULP Never underestimate the power of positive donuts!

18 July 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I have the urge to exercise. Whew! Thank goodness it passed.

19 July 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Stop bothering me! Okay, you can bother me a little, but only if food is involved.

20 July 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

DARN IT, GARFIELD! WHEN I SPEAK, PAY ATTENTION! That's quite enough. Are you done? May I quit now?

21 July 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Cats always know when it's time for dinner. We mount miniature closed-circuit video cameras in the bottoms of our food dishes.

22 July 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Ah! The kitchen; where the food is! Ah! The kitchen; where the food used to be!

23 July 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield. Yes? Don't tease Odie! What? Where would he het an idea like that?

24 July 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Oh, no! I'm losing my hair! My dad's bald. Doc Boy does a comb.over! NOW I'LL NEVER GET A WOMAN! YAAAAH! Today, a bald spot... Tomorrow, a mohawk!

25 July 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Allow me to introduce a close, dear, and personal friend... ...this pork chop. Get back here! Who was that guy?

26 July 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Interception!

27 July 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I'd like to have something different for dinner. LIKE AN OPPORTUNITY TO EAT MY OWN FOOD! What? Is it your birthday or something?

28 July 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

BURP That was unnecessary. You wouldn't say that if you'd just eaten three lunches.

29 July 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Mmm... GULP Ah, that should hold me until I'm able to move again.

30 July 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Do you ever get cravings for certain foods? Boy, I do. Right now, I could really go for something edible.

31 July 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Here I am! The center of the universe! Bask in the wonder that is me! But don't overdo it. Try to keep from getting overexcited and hyperventilating. Will you be leaving soon? Oh, very well. bask away!

1 August 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon says I should "seize the day!" There's only one problem... I can't reach it from here.

2 August 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm saving money by cutting my own hair! You must be saving millions!

3 August 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I am a man of dignity. Oh, sure. Since I hid his wax lips.

4 August 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I put on running shoes... Jogging shorts, and a sweat band. That's enough exercise for today.

5 August 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

HAH-LOOOOOOOO ELL-ENNNNN *click* Dang, she saw right through my suave accent. *I* thought you were yodeling.

6 August 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

YAAAAHHHH! Z YA SLAP Thanks. Recurring porcupine petting zoo nightmare.

7 August 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

You know, if *I* were you... Sleeping all day...eating like a pig... Being waited on hand and foot... Not listeing to a thing I say... Wow...I wish I WERE you. Take a number.

8 August 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Bad web day. Do tell.

9 August 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Swat me quick. I'm in a hurry. SWAT! How's that? Thank you. That frees up the rest of my day.

10 August 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

TWANG! THUD! Diet time. You should talk!

11 August 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Is this where the spider convention is being held? Yup. SMACK! -

12 August 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Hi there! Go away! Let's play! I can't win.

13 August 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I was bored. Reeeally bored.

14 August 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

* RING Hello?... Hello? Hello? Hello? Is anybody there? There's noboy there. Well then, I guess I'LL talk. He's a lonely, lonely man.

15 August 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Who wants to help me doing nothing? Not me. I'd probably end up doing all the work.

16 August 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

And now, to read some dog poetry, here's Odie! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip... Hey! No limericks!

17 August 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I think I'll claw a large stranger. OUCH! Is that your cat? No. Am so!

18 August 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

YAWN I won't say that was a long nap, but... What year is it? I know you!

19 August 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm going out in search of love! We will never se Jon again.

20 August 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

STOP STARING AT ME! It's good that we have these little discussions.

21 August 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh... You never pay any attention to me... So I'M not speaking to YOU anymore! Did you HEAR me?!!

22 August 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

You're late! BAT -and your follow-through need work! Nag, nag, nag.

23 August 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

BAT "Hello from the door...wish you were here".

24 August 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, Garfield. Yo, Yarn. What's up? Not much. Just hanging with my cousin... He's a spool of thread. There is a family resemblance.

25 August 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

bink bink bink bink bink Where have you... bink bink In the hot tub, OKAY?!

26 August 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

You know, even balls of yarn need conditioner after shampooing. I know! I know!

27 August 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

? sniff sniff sniff ? Dogs don't understand balls of yarn.

28 August 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

YAWN Z Z Z The good spots are always taken. Z

29 August 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Sleep in, or eat? ...sleep in, or eat? Sleep in it is.

30 August 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Tooooooooo late.

31 August 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

An ode to dinner... BURRRRP!!! Based on an actual experience.

1 September 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Whew! ...it sure is hot. It's not so much the heat, it's the humidity. He had that coming.

2 September 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I've gotta find a way to cool off. Are those frozen peas?! They're a ll the rage this season.

3 September 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I've discovered a new way to beat the summer heat. TURN UP THE AIR CONDITIONING! WHOP!

4 September 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

SCHTONK Water? If you please.

5 September 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Cat At Work GO The flag mouse was actually a nice touch.

6 September 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Good work, Garfield! Be ever vigilant! HEY! HEY! HEY! Don't turn the page yet! If you're going to read over my shoulder, read faster!

7 September 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Wouldn't you have a better chance of catching the mouse if you actually chased him? I'm counting on his pulling up lame.

8 September 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Eek! A mouse! Come on. It's his birthday.

9 September 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm tired. Then have a seat. Perhaps I've been too lax on this cat-mouse thing.

10 September 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield! Catch the mouse! I will. But, because I'm such a great sport, I'm giving him a head start. About a two-week head start.

11 September 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

BONK! Who wants a hug? Somebody? Anybody? Nobody? -

12 September 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Time to explore the outer reaches of my universe. -

13 September 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

GRRR Odie has something cornered. GRRR GRRR It's the corner.

14 September 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

There's surely something on worth watching. click click click click click click click click It's the All-Lasagna Channel! The mother lode!

15 September 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

* *

16 September 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

It was so strange...my date possessed the ability to become invisible! Uh, Jon... One minute she was there and, the next minute... She ditched you. Poof.

17 September 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I wonder if they'll make a movie about my life someday. Absolutely! But more like a sock puppet show.

18 September 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Hmmm... Maybe Jon's right. ...I SHOULD get outdoors more often. -

19 September 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Nap time. THUD You'r epathetic. Z

20 September 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Ahhhhhhh The nap... Bedtime's appetizer.

21 September 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Bunk beds.

22 September 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Naps are always more fun when they're snuck.

23 September 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z click Z

24 September 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

What if I were to just lie here forever... And never get up again? What are you doing? Thinking happy thoughts.

25 September 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Hmm... Dinner, breakfast, and lunch... Breakfast, dinner, and lunch... Lunch, dinner, and breakfast?...Breakfast, lunch, and dinner! If it ain't broke, don't fix it!

26 September 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

BURP GASP!!!

27 September 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Have a coupon for a free cheeseburger! Okay! Hey! This has expired!

28 September 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Look, Garfield! Scary, huh? Scary? You'r ejust wearing a grocery sack! I'm an empty grocery sack! EMPTY?!

29 September 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I've been lying here for 83 hours and 17 minutes without moving a muscle. YES! Only 10 seconds away from my personal bes... Nuts.

30 September 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Ellen, when you say hurtful things to me, I just want to curl up and wither away. She's saying hurtful things. So wither already.

1 October 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Today is a teense less boring than yesterday. Party on.

2 October 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

O-kay... Time to get up. Yup. Gotta get up right now... Yessir-reedy-deedy-do -up and at 'em... What are you doing? Fooling myself.

3 October 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield! Did you eat all three of those cakes I baked?! Nope. Two and a half.

4 October 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield... You've been eating in bed again, haven't you? So, Sherlock, what tipped you off?

5 October 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

* RIIIING! Hello? No, no...it's all right. That was the Titanic. They spotted an orange iceberg. I wonder if YOU float?

6 October 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I now do weight and fortunes. You're on. You're fat. ...and my fortune? I predict you're going to stomp me flat. You're good.

7 October 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

If you continue to gain weight at your current rate... In 17 years, you'll blot out the sun! Where are you going? To get a donut and a flashlight.

8 October 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Low-fat cat food. DO I LOOK LIKE A LOW-FAT CAT?!

9 October 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Have a salad...have A salad... HAVE a salad... Have a SALAD... Ahem... Havea SALAD. There's just no right way to say that to him.

10 October 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

If you close your eyes, you can pretend this lettuce is chocolate cake. If you close YOUR eyes, I can have REAL chocolare cake!

11 October 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, Jon, check out my new diet! munch munch GULP Did you notice I chewed before I swallowed?

12 October 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

How's the diet going? Hey! Somebody out there's eating! I withdraw the question. BACON!

13 October 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

How's the diet going? Great! I've cut out snacks. I did, however, have eleven lunches.

14 October 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I've eaten all the donuts... Now they can't tempt me to cheat on my diet. Flawless logic, if ever I've heard it!

15 October 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Are you having a good time? BECAUSE I'M NOT! SPLOT Wait. That was kind of fun.

16 October 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

GARFIELD BURP Hi! Whoa. Say, aren't you the invisible man? No, I'm not. He's shorter than I am. He's only about this tall. Oh, yeah. But don't feel bad. A lot of people confuse us. I think I'll wake up now.

17 October 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Why are acts so mysterious? Allow me to explain by way of an interpretive dance. -

18 October 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Why is a dog's nose so cold? Let's find out. Ah-ha... *

19 October 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

GOING WHERE did you get the gong? Spanky's house of all things dinner.

20 October 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Cats are very clean animals. They even clean themselves with their tongues. But not you! We're out of conditioner.

21 October 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, I think that girl down the counter is looking at me! No she isn't. I think she wants to meet me! No she doesn't! I may have been mistaken. Yes, you were.

22 October 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm so bored I can't believe it. Not me. I can believe it.

23 October 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I can sleep anywhere. Z Z See? Whoops. Z

24 October 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

WOW! LOOK AT THAT BUG, FAT, ORANGE Pumpkin.

25 October 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Hmmm, just like Odie... The light's on, but nobody's home.

26 October 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

...that monster could be ANYwhere! ...he could even be right behind Hi, guys... Cue the bloodcurdling screams.

27 October 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Larry, don't! ...don't go in there! I must go in there, Margaret! Brave, Larry. AAAAGGGHHH! Brave, stupid, Larry.

28 October 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Tonight we're speaking with a big, fat, creepy monster. Glad to be here. So, where do you live? Under your bed. Uhhhh... And aren't you a little old to be wearing bunny slippers? Sweet dreams.

29 October 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

We're speaking today with an actual vampire. Good morning, sir. Thank yo-...morning= MORNING?!! They just might want to draw those blinds.

30 October 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Boo! Pardon? Boo. I'm a ghost. You don't say. Oh, yes. I'm quite frightening. No, you're not. I'm not? Not even close. Are you sure? I find you yery pleasant. I wish I were dead. I'm not sure how to break this to you, pal.

31 October 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Ambition! Drive, fortitude, gumption, determination... I've always wanted to say those words.

1 November 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Time to take a break, Odie. Our breaks are so long, our breaks need breaks.

2 November 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Ah...AH... CHOO! So, would you like some toast? Not in this lifetime.

3 November 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Sometimes I sleep so much I can't tell if it's day or night. Sometimes I eat so much I can't tell if I'm hungry or full. Ignorance is bliss.

4 November 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Oh, Ellen... My love for you is like an endless void... Wait! Wrong smile! That's the one about your head.

5 November 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Sack time. Z

6 November 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Beware of Dog GRRRR Just look at this... Why do dogs always need "beware" signs? We cats don't NEED "beware" signs...people just KNOW... WOW...you're right. I WANNA SIGN! SMACK! poo!

7 November 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

There are things in life we just have to admit we can't control. Like you. Yeah, I'm a real force of nature.

8 November 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, I know I'm fat...so what? I'm fat, and I'm BEAUTIFUL! Narcissism...use it or lose it

9 November 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Say, good lookin'. You look fabulous! Hey, mirrors need love, too.

10 November 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Oh, geez. I need a haircut bad. Try shedding, it's cheaper!

11 November 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I thought I was going to seize the day... But the day seized me instead. Poor Jon. Life's a salad bar, and he just keeps smacking his forehead on the sneeze guard.

12 November 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

So, how was YOUR day? Better then yours.

13 November 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Brrrr! Mmmmmmmm MMMMMMMMM -

14 November 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Operators are standing by to take your order! I won't be ordering anything...you may take the rest of the night off. Hello? Hello?

15 November 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

And now, back to our nature special... Sharks who love toes. -

16 November 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

We have a great show! And we know you'll enjoy it! Nobody tells me wht to do. CLICK

17 November 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Welcome back to "Telepathic Jokes"! Already heard it. CLICK

18 November 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I love hosting this show. -Absolutely love it! It means I don't have to WATCH it. I wish *I* hosted it.

19 November 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Oh, Lance, the bomb is about to go off! Don't worry, Marion. Here comes Super Dog to save us! Bark! Bark! Bark! Where is he going?! Spotted a squirrel.

20 November 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

SLAM! Look at what I bought at the store, Garfield... A 20-pound turkey! We can roast it, and eat it, and then use the leftovers for sandwiches! Why did I say "leftovers"? What are leftovers?

21 November 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, are you happy? No food, no happy.

22 November 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Come on out! No! Come and get me, bozo! Dinner, Garfield? No thanks. I just ate a small house.

23 November 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

That was a nutritious meal! Yeah, I didn't like it either.

24 November 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield! Dinner! Disappointed? Kinda.

25 November 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

There you are! I love lasagna! But alas, it was only a fling.

26 November 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, Garfield, Garfield. Just look at you... He's right...I DO look hungry.

27 November 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

GROAN Z EEEYRRRGH! GROWWWL! HUFF HUFF HUFF AAARRRGGH! pant pant pant The dryer shrunk my pants! It's always the dryer. It's never digging out at the family reunion.

28 November 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Christmas is coming, and you know what that means... That's EXACTLY what that means.

29 November 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, you! Christmas is coming...get with the program! That's more like it.

30 November 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Calendars...they hurry all year long. -until december... Then they MOSEY!

1 December 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

You know,they say Christmas cookie calories don't count. I believe that. Now, to convince my belly.

2 December 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Santa Claus knows if you're good or bad. That's cool. But does he know I'm dangerous?

3 December 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

sniff sniff It smells like Christmas! It must be that time of year... Hint hint

4 December 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

pat pat pat ? Santa's watching.

5 December 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey! Nice hat! That's the ol' Christmas spirit! He must have been talking about my Christmas cookie storage device.

6 December 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I love this time of year. Cookies...presents...cookies...family...cookies... More cookies... WHO ate all the cookies?!

7 December 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

All right, I'll take you to see Santa IF you promise to behave. We're not going. C'mon! That was my best fake sincere smile!

8 December 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Dear Santa, I have been very good all year... And... Boy...fiction is hard.

9 December 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

So, Garfield, is Santa going to bring you lots of presents this year? He'd better! We have a contract and I have a good lawyer.

10 December 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

We return now to "The Littlest Elf". -

11 December 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

* We now return to "Lorenzo, the Snail Who Saved Christmas". Oh, woe are we! How will we get these toys to all the kids?! I'LL do it! Lorenzo the Snail! Yes, 'tis I, Lorenzo the Snail, here to deliver toys to all the kids! Our hero! -So, what's

12 December 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, a Christmas card. "Wishing you the very best of this holiday season...! -"and stop calling me and asking me out, you dork. Ellen" Warm, sincere, and it gets the job done.

13 December 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Look, Garfield, another Christmas card! I wonder if it's from Doc Boy? Does the postmark have a cow on it? The Postmark has a cow on it.

14 December 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

We now return to "Harold FEnsternick..." "-the regular guy who saved Christmas". Gee, guess I oughta open the flue... Nice save, Harold.

15 December 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

A box! No, wait! Not at THIS time of year...it's not a box... IT'S A NAKED CHRISTMAS PRESENT!

16 December 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm wrapping Christmas presents now... SO DON'T come in here! -and NO video surveillance cameras! Too late.

17 December 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

We now return to "Steward, the Cristmas Leech". Gather 'round, elves! Ho! Ho! H-...huh? GAAHHH! GET IT OFF ME!! GET IT OFF!!! Wow. Stew's thirsty.

18 December 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Ah! Food! Bed! Punching bag! Confidant! Soft touch! Honestly, what DO you get the cat who has everything?

19 December 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, cat. Hey, spider. I have a gift for you...lower away, guys! Have a lick. Over my dead tongue.

20 December 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

The Christmas tree seems to be missing something... Got it! It needs more presents.

21 December 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, go back to bed. I can't. Who gives presents to Santa?

22 December 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Christmas is only two days away! 172,800 seconds! You look preoccupied. 172,797 seconds...

23 December 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Christmas eve... Sleep is not an option.

24 December 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

It's Christmas again, old friend... Time for us to exchange our annual Christmas gift... -

25 December 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh... The presents have all been unwrapped... The carols have all been sung... The food has all been eaten... The hugs have all been given... It was all so great. Same time next year?

26 December 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

That was a great Christmas, wasn't it? Yeah... Remember that nut log grandma sent us? Oh, yeah... You SHOULD...you ate the whole thing. I'll be digesting that baby till the spring thaw.

27 December 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Hello, Lisa? It's Jon Arbuckle... -and there just happens to be a huge hole in my social calendar for new year's eve. She told me to take my calendar and spackle it. How diplomatic.

28 December 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Denise, it's Jon... Hey, howzabout just the two of us going out on new year's eve? Guess it'll just be the one of us. Are you sure YOU want to go out with you?

29 December 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

Ellen, will you go out with me on new year's eve? What's that sound? ...soda, you say? Out your nose, you say? So far, and yet so far.

30 December 2004
 
 
   
Garfield

New year's eve... And he's all dressed up with no place to go. What a perfectly good waste of a perfectly bad suit.

31 December 2004
 




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