Who knows what the future holds? Less of this, I hope. Maybe medical science will make major advances. Like curing those little floaty specks at the edge of our vision. And the big one in the middle of mine.
1 January 2004
What ever happened to my glory days, Garfield? Wait! Wait! I know! KER-FLUSH
2 January 2004
Good times are ahead. Or behind. Because they sure aren't there.
3 January 2004
You know, boys, I was thinking... What would life be like if cats and dogs wer ein charge? Hmmm...interesting. I'll have to give this some thought. Get us something to eat, clean my litter box, give Odie his bath, and I'll get backto you.
4 January 2004
Z blink blink Why can't the sun have a snooze button?
5 January 2004
Do not hit me in the face with that pie! You're the boss. Pie down the pants! SPLAT!
6 January 2004
I am not pathetic! Am I? Jon, you're asking a cat's opinion.
7 January 2004
PLOP Stand here.
8 January 2004
Maybe we'll go out to eat tonight. But not to the pet shop for canaries and goldfish. Can we drop by on the way home for dessert?
9 January 2004
My date excused herself from the table... And never came back! Excuse me, Jon... Maybe she got locked in the ladies' room. ...while I step into the closet and laugh for awhile.
10 January 2004
Sigh... Garfield, I gotta do something with my life. Why start now? I don't know what to do. DO what I do. I guess I'll raise my standards. I've lowered my standards. I'll be tougher on myself! Now I'm easier on myself. I'll take onthe world! I got out of
11 January 2004
Aaaaah! He's drinking my hot tub! How's the soup? What....
12 January 2004
Cheese! And crackers! Now you're talking!
13 January 2004
We took a vote, and we've decided to allow you to stay in the house. All right! cool! Right? Lucky for you!
14 January 2004
Help! I am frightened of that big strong cat! Help! I am frightened of that big strong cat! What?
15 January 2004
What are you doing in there? The same thing you are. I pity you. Ditto the pity, pal.
16 January 2004
You're trapped! Yeah, trapped in here with the chocolate chip cookies. I wish I were trapped. You'd need a bigger hole.
17 January 2004
Hi, Odie! Great to see you! But now, sadly, our visit must end. Oh, the pain of it all! BOOT! Literally. CRASH!
18 January 2004
Do you know what I think? I certainly hope not. Sigh.
19 January 2004
I think my toes are jealous of my fingers because they get to point at things. Note to self: stop walking around the house!
20 January 2004
I fell down sixty-three times, but I still like them. THUD Sixty-four! Ladies and gentlemen, the inventor of banana-peel slippers!
21 January 2004
I don't care what anybody else thinks! How's that sound? Needs work.
22 January 2004
This has been a long, long day. This day is really zipping by. Could I borrow a cup of your day?
23 January 2004
Garfield! It ISN'T time to get up! THEN WHY YELL AT ME?! That works. Rats.
24 January 2004
Ahem. HURK! HOOOOK NYAAAARK HOURRRK HAAACK Can you and your hairball take it outside? What, and give up show business?
25 January 2004
Entertain me. Sorry, pal. This is what I do. Not even alittle time step?
26 January 2004
And just where do you think you're going? Who, me?
27 January 2004
You never take me anywhere. BAT Wow! This must be the floor I've heard so much about!
28 January 2004
BAT Yee-HA! It must be true... PARTEE! REverything is relative.
29 January 2004
You've really let yourself go. Ha ha ha.
30 January 2004
If you had ome wish, what would it be? To be part of the biggest sweater in the world! Who would it be for? You, lard-bottom. Walked smack into that one.
31 January 2004