Who knows what the future holds? Less of this, I hope. - Maybe medical science will make major advances. - Like curing those little floaty specks at the edge of our vision. And the big one in the middle of mine.
1 January 2004
What ever happened to my glory days, Garfield? - Wait! Wait! I know! - KER-FLUSH
2 January 2004
Good times are ahead. - Or behind. - Because they sure aren't there.
3 January 2004
4 January 2004
Z - blink blink - Why can't the sun have a snooze button?
5 January 2004
Do not hit me in the face with that pie! - You're the boss. - Pie down the pants! SPLAT!
6 January 2004
I am not pathetic! - - Am I? Jon, you're asking a cat's opinion.
7 January 2004
- PLOP - Stand here.
8 January 2004
Maybe we'll go out to eat tonight. - - But not to the pet shop for canaries and goldfish. Can we drop by on the way home for dessert?
9 January 2004
My date excused herself from the table... - And never came back! Excuse me, Jon... - Maybe she got locked in the ladies' room. ...while I step into the closet and laugh for awhile.
10 January 2004
the world! I got out of bed this morning. - Who am I kidding? How do I do it?
11 January 2004
Aaaaah! - He's drinking my hot tub! - How's the soup? What....
12 January 2004
Cheese! - - And crackers! Now you're talking!
13 January 2004
We took a vote, and we've decided to allow you to stay in the house. All right! cool! - Right? - Lucky for you!
14 January 2004
Help! I am frightened of that big strong cat! - - Help! I am frightened of that big strong cat! What?
15 January 2004
What are you doing in there? - The same thing you are. - I pity you. Ditto the pity, pal.
16 January 2004
You're trapped! - Yeah, trapped in here with the chocolate chip cookies. - I wish I were trapped. You'd need a bigger hole.
17 January 2004
- Hi, Odie! - Great to see you! - But now, sadly, our visit must end. - Oh, the pain of it all! - BOOT! - Literally. CRASH!
18 January 2004
Do you know what I think? I certainly hope not. - Sigh.
19 January 2004
- I think my toes are jealous of my fingers because they get to point at things. - Note to self: stop walking around the house!
20 January 2004
I fell down sixty-three times, but I still like them. - THUD - Sixty-four! Ladies and gentlemen, the inventor of banana-peel slippers!
21 January 2004
I don't care what anybody else thinks! - - How's that sound? Needs work.
22 January 2004
This has been a long, long day. - This day is really zipping by. - Could I borrow a cup of your day?
23 January 2004
Garfield! It ISN'T time to get up! - THEN WHY YELL AT ME?! - That works. Rats.
24 January 2004
Ahem. - HURK! - HOOOOK - NYAAAARK - HOURRRK - HAAACK - Can you and your hairball take it outside? What, and give up show business?
25 January 2004
Entertain me. Sorry, pal. - This is what I do. Not even alittle time step?
26 January 2004
- - And just where do you think you're going? Who, me?
27 January 2004
You never take me anywhere. - BAT - Wow! This must be the floor I've heard so much about!
28 January 2004
BAT - Yee-HA! It must be true... - PARTEE! REverything is relative.
29 January 2004
- - You've really let yourself go. Ha ha ha.
30 January 2004
If you had ome wish, what would it be? - To be part of the biggest sweater in the world! Who would it be for? - You, lard-bottom. Walked smack into that one.
31 January 2004