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Garfield

Who knows what the future holds? Less of this, I hope. Maybe medical science will make major advances. Like curing those little floaty specks at the edge of our vision. And the big one in the middle of mine.

1 January 2004
 


 
Garfield

What ever happened to my glory days, Garfield? Wait! Wait! I know! KER-FLUSH

2 January 2004
 


 
Garfield

Good times are ahead. Or behind. Because they sure aren't there.

3 January 2004
 


 
Garfield

You know, boys, I was thinking... What would life be like if cats and dogs wer ein charge? Hmmm...interesting. I'll have to give this some thought. Get us something to eat, clean my litter box, give Odie his bath, and I'll get backto you.

4 January 2004
 


 
Garfield

Z blink blink Why can't the sun have a snooze button?

5 January 2004
 


 
Garfield

Do not hit me in the face with that pie! You're the boss. Pie down the pants! SPLAT!

6 January 2004
 


 
Garfield

I am not pathetic! Am I? Jon, you're asking a cat's opinion.

7 January 2004
 


 
Garfield

PLOP Stand here.

8 January 2004
 


 
Garfield

Maybe we'll go out to eat tonight. But not to the pet shop for canaries and goldfish. Can we drop by on the way home for dessert?

9 January 2004
 


 
Garfield

My date excused herself from the table... And never came back! Excuse me, Jon... Maybe she got locked in the ladies' room. ...while I step into the closet and laugh for awhile.

10 January 2004
 


 
Garfield

Sigh... Garfield, I gotta do something with my life. Why start now? I don't know what to do. DO what I do. I guess I'll raise my standards. I've lowered my standards. I'll be tougher on myself! Now I'm easier on myself. I'll take onthe world! I got out of

11 January 2004
 


 
Garfield

Aaaaah! He's drinking my hot tub! How's the soup? What....

12 January 2004
 


 
Garfield

Cheese! And crackers! Now you're talking!

13 January 2004
 


 
Garfield

We took a vote, and we've decided to allow you to stay in the house. All right! cool! Right? Lucky for you!

14 January 2004
 


 
Garfield

Help! I am frightened of that big strong cat! Help! I am frightened of that big strong cat! What?

15 January 2004
 


 
Garfield

What are you doing in there? The same thing you are. I pity you. Ditto the pity, pal.

16 January 2004
 


 
Garfield

You're trapped! Yeah, trapped in here with the chocolate chip cookies. I wish I were trapped. You'd need a bigger hole.

17 January 2004
 


 
Garfield

Hi, Odie! Great to see you! But now, sadly, our visit must end. Oh, the pain of it all! BOOT! Literally. CRASH!

18 January 2004
 


 
Garfield

Do you know what I think? I certainly hope not. Sigh.

19 January 2004
 


 
Garfield

I think my toes are jealous of my fingers because they get to point at things. Note to self: stop walking around the house!

20 January 2004
 


 
Garfield

I fell down sixty-three times, but I still like them. THUD Sixty-four! Ladies and gentlemen, the inventor of banana-peel slippers!

21 January 2004
 


 
Garfield

I don't care what anybody else thinks! How's that sound? Needs work.

22 January 2004
 


 
Garfield

This has been a long, long day. This day is really zipping by. Could I borrow a cup of your day?

23 January 2004
 


 
Garfield

Garfield! It ISN'T time to get up! THEN WHY YELL AT ME?! That works. Rats.

24 January 2004
 


 
Garfield

Ahem. HURK! HOOOOK NYAAAARK HOURRRK HAAACK Can you and your hairball take it outside? What, and give up show business?

25 January 2004
 


 
Garfield

Entertain me. Sorry, pal. This is what I do. Not even alittle time step?

26 January 2004
 


 
Garfield

And just where do you think you're going? Who, me?

27 January 2004
 


 
Garfield

You never take me anywhere. BAT Wow! This must be the floor I've heard so much about!

28 January 2004
 


 
Garfield

BAT Yee-HA! It must be true... PARTEE! REverything is relative.

29 January 2004
 


 
Garfield

You've really let yourself go. Ha ha ha.

30 January 2004
 


 
Garfield

If you had ome wish, what would it be? To be part of the biggest sweater in the world! Who would it be for? You, lard-bottom. Walked smack into that one.

31 January 2004
 




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