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Garfield

Ellen, when you say hurtful things to me, I just want to curl up and wither away. She's saying hurtful things. So wither already.

1 October 2004
 


 
Garfield

Today is a teense less boring than yesterday. Party on.

2 October 2004
 


 
Garfield

O-kay... Time to get up. Yup. Gotta get up right now... Yessir-reedy-deedy-do -up and at 'em... What are you doing? Fooling myself.

3 October 2004
 


 
Garfield

Garfield! Did you eat all three of those cakes I baked?! Nope. Two and a half.

4 October 2004
 


 
Garfield

Garfield... You've been eating in bed again, haven't you? So, Sherlock, what tipped you off?

5 October 2004
 


 
Garfield

* RIIIING! Hello? No, no...it's all right. That was the Titanic. They spotted an orange iceberg. I wonder if YOU float?

6 October 2004
 


 
Garfield

I now do weight and fortunes. You're on. You're fat. ...and my fortune? I predict you're going to stomp me flat. You're good.

7 October 2004
 


 
Garfield

If you continue to gain weight at your current rate... In 17 years, you'll blot out the sun! Where are you going? To get a donut and a flashlight.

8 October 2004
 


 
Garfield

Low-fat cat food. DO I LOOK LIKE A LOW-FAT CAT?!

9 October 2004
 


 
Garfield

Have a salad...have A salad... HAVE a salad... Have a SALAD... Ahem... Havea SALAD. There's just no right way to say that to him.

10 October 2004
 


 
Garfield

If you close your eyes, you can pretend this lettuce is chocolate cake. If you close YOUR eyes, I can have REAL chocolare cake!

11 October 2004
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Jon, check out my new diet! munch munch GULP Did you notice I chewed before I swallowed?

12 October 2004
 


 
Garfield

How's the diet going? Hey! Somebody out there's eating! I withdraw the question. BACON!

13 October 2004
 


 
Garfield

How's the diet going? Great! I've cut out snacks. I did, however, have eleven lunches.

14 October 2004
 


 
Garfield

I've eaten all the donuts... Now they can't tempt me to cheat on my diet. Flawless logic, if ever I've heard it!

15 October 2004
 


 
Garfield

Are you having a good time? BECAUSE I'M NOT! SPLOT Wait. That was kind of fun.

16 October 2004
 


 
Garfield

GARFIELD BURP Hi! Whoa. Say, aren't you the invisible man? No, I'm not. He's shorter than I am. He's only about this tall. Oh, yeah. But don't feel bad. A lot of people confuse us. I think I'll wake up now.

17 October 2004
 


 
Garfield

Why are acts so mysterious? Allow me to explain by way of an interpretive dance. -

18 October 2004
 


 
Garfield

Why is a dog's nose so cold? Let's find out. Ah-ha... *

19 October 2004
 


 
Garfield

GOING WHERE did you get the gong? Spanky's house of all things dinner.

20 October 2004
 


 
Garfield

Cats are very clean animals. They even clean themselves with their tongues. But not you! We're out of conditioner.

21 October 2004
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I think that girl down the counter is looking at me! No she isn't. I think she wants to meet me! No she doesn't! I may have been mistaken. Yes, you were.

22 October 2004
 


 
Garfield

I'm so bored I can't believe it. Not me. I can believe it.

23 October 2004
 


 
Garfield

I can sleep anywhere. Z Z See? Whoops. Z

24 October 2004
 


 
Garfield

WOW! LOOK AT THAT BUG, FAT, ORANGE Pumpkin.

25 October 2004
 


 
Garfield

Hmmm, just like Odie... The light's on, but nobody's home.

26 October 2004
 


 
Garfield

...that monster could be ANYwhere! ...he could even be right behind Hi, guys... Cue the bloodcurdling screams.

27 October 2004
 


 
Garfield

Larry, don't! ...don't go in there! I must go in there, Margaret! Brave, Larry. AAAAGGGHHH! Brave, stupid, Larry.

28 October 2004
 


 
Garfield

Tonight we're speaking with a big, fat, creepy monster. Glad to be here. So, where do you live? Under your bed. Uhhhh... And aren't you a little old to be wearing bunny slippers? Sweet dreams.

29 October 2004
 


 
Garfield

We're speaking today with an actual vampire. Good morning, sir. Thank yo-...morning= MORNING?!! They just might want to draw those blinds.

30 October 2004
 


 
Garfield

Boo! Pardon? Boo. I'm a ghost. You don't say. Oh, yes. I'm quite frightening. No, you're not. I'm not? Not even close. Are you sure? I find you yery pleasant. I wish I were dead. I'm not sure how to break this to you, pal.

31 October 2004
 




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