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Garfield

Ambition! Drive, fortitude, gumption, determination... I've always wanted to say those words.

1 November 2004
 


 
Garfield

Time to take a break, Odie. Our breaks are so long, our breaks need breaks.

2 November 2004
 


 
Garfield

Ah...AH... CHOO! So, would you like some toast? Not in this lifetime.

3 November 2004
 


 
Garfield

Sometimes I sleep so much I can't tell if it's day or night. Sometimes I eat so much I can't tell if I'm hungry or full. Ignorance is bliss.

4 November 2004
 


 
Garfield

Oh, Ellen... My love for you is like an endless void... Wait! Wrong smile! That's the one about your head.

5 November 2004
 


 
Garfield

Sack time. Z

6 November 2004
 


 
Garfield

Beware of Dog GRRRR Just look at this... Why do dogs always need "beware" signs? We cats don't NEED "beware" signs...people just KNOW... WOW...you're right. I WANNA SIGN! SMACK! poo!

7 November 2004
 


 
Garfield

There are things in life we just have to admit we can't control. Like you. Yeah, I'm a real force of nature.

8 November 2004
 


 
Garfield

Hey, I know I'm fat...so what? I'm fat, and I'm BEAUTIFUL! Narcissism...use it or lose it

9 November 2004
 


 
Garfield

Say, good lookin'. You look fabulous! Hey, mirrors need love, too.

10 November 2004
 


 
Garfield

Oh, geez. I need a haircut bad. Try shedding, it's cheaper!

11 November 2004
 


 
Garfield

I thought I was going to seize the day... But the day seized me instead. Poor Jon. Life's a salad bar, and he just keeps smacking his forehead on the sneeze guard.

12 November 2004
 


 
Garfield

So, how was YOUR day? Better then yours.

13 November 2004
 


 
Garfield

Brrrr! Mmmmmmmm MMMMMMMMM -

14 November 2004
 


 
Garfield

Operators are standing by to take your order! I won't be ordering anything...you may take the rest of the night off. Hello? Hello?

15 November 2004
 


 
Garfield

And now, back to our nature special... Sharks who love toes. -

16 November 2004
 


 
Garfield

We have a great show! And we know you'll enjoy it! Nobody tells me wht to do. CLICK

17 November 2004
 


 
Garfield

Welcome back to "Telepathic Jokes"! Already heard it. CLICK

18 November 2004
 


 
Garfield

I love hosting this show. -Absolutely love it! It means I don't have to WATCH it. I wish *I* hosted it.

19 November 2004
 


 
Garfield

Oh, Lance, the bomb is about to go off! Don't worry, Marion. Here comes Super Dog to save us! Bark! Bark! Bark! Where is he going?! Spotted a squirrel.

20 November 2004
 


 
Garfield

SLAM! Look at what I bought at the store, Garfield... A 20-pound turkey! We can roast it, and eat it, and then use the leftovers for sandwiches! Why did I say "leftovers"? What are leftovers?

21 November 2004
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, are you happy? No food, no happy.

22 November 2004
 


 
Garfield

Come on out! No! Come and get me, bozo! Dinner, Garfield? No thanks. I just ate a small house.

23 November 2004
 


 
Garfield

That was a nutritious meal! Yeah, I didn't like it either.

24 November 2004
 


 
Garfield

Garfield! Dinner! Disappointed? Kinda.

25 November 2004
 


 
Garfield

There you are! I love lasagna! But alas, it was only a fling.

26 November 2004
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, Garfield, Garfield. Just look at you... He's right...I DO look hungry.

27 November 2004
 


 
Garfield

GROAN Z EEEYRRRGH! GROWWWL! HUFF HUFF HUFF AAARRRGGH! pant pant pant The dryer shrunk my pants! It's always the dryer. It's never digging out at the family reunion.

28 November 2004
 


 
Garfield

Christmas is coming, and you know what that means... That's EXACTLY what that means.

29 November 2004
 


 
Garfield

Hey, you! Christmas is coming...get with the program! That's more like it.

30 November 2004
 




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