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Garfield

As it turns out... This is NOT my lucky hat! I may be just a cat, but it doesn't seem to me that Life is not quite as simple as Jon makes it.

1 March 2004
 


 
Garfield

Stop whatever you're doing! I just always wanted to say that. So I don't have to stop?

2 March 2004
 


 
Garfield

This cat food actually doesn't smell too disgusting. Oh, well... I'll eat it anyway.

3 March 2004
 


 
Garfield

Ever have days when you just can't get anything done? Days when I can't get anything done? ...no. Decades? ...yes.

4 March 2004
 


 
Garfield

Laziness comes naturally to you, doesn't it? Uh-huh. If it didn't, I wouldn't attempt it.

5 March 2004
 


 
Garfield

Okay...everybody off! FLEAS! YAAAHH!! I only agreed to give them a ride this far.

6 March 2004
 


 
Garfield

* * * * SLIP! You did that on PURPOSE, didn't you?! *

7 March 2004
 


 
Garfield

It's going to take more than one STUPID little alarm clock to get ME up this morning! tick tock tick tock tick tock Z tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock This does not bode well... tick tocktick tock tick tock t

8 March 2004
 


 
Garfield

Cats do strange things. Strange... Cats do things?

9 March 2004
 


 
Garfield

You know, today bears a striking resemblance to yesterday. For all I know, this could be yesterday. Don't you have anything to do? Nothing that can't wait until tomorrow.

10 March 2004
 


 
Garfield

It says here that all good yodelers must warm up. WOOO WOOO WOOO Let's take this outside. Get back here!

11 March 2004
 


 
Garfield

Who wants to claw the furniture? I do! I do! Be right back. I don't like the look of this.

12 March 2004
 


 
Garfield

Look, Garfield! I finally got a SOCK to fit on my head. Surprised? I think what surprises me the most... Is that I didn't find that at all surprising.

13 March 2004
 


 
Garfield

Ugh. Burp. Sniff. Snuck. Kaff. Cough. Grunt. Grate grate. Smack smack. Haaaack. Sigh. Morning talk.

14 March 2004
 


 
Garfield

You're probably wondering why this plunger is on my face. I refuse to play your little game.

15 March 2004
 


 
Garfield

So, my contact slipped all the way back in my eye and I couldn't find it. So, I thogut, "Hey! Let's do some major suction!" So, I got this plunger and...well... Could you maybe give me some help here? You know, grab the handle and give it areall

16 March 2004
 


 
Garfield

It's kinda nice not having to look at Jon's face. On the other hand... Stealing his lunch isn't half the fun.

17 March 2004
 


 
Garfield

They should put a warning label on those things.

18 March 2004
 


 
Garfield

Hey, what's going on? Donut racks only speak when spoken to, pal.

19 March 2004
 


 
Garfield

twist twist twist Well, it's about time! -

20 March 2004
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, do you love me? Let me check. Check.

21 March 2004
 


 
Garfield

I like to start my days slowly. Then build up to this.

22 March 2004
 


 
Garfield

If you're patient... ...and you wait long enough... Nothing will happen.

23 March 2004
 


 
Garfield

*********** I couldn't dream last night. The cable was out.

24 March 2004
 


 
Garfield

GULP What's for lunch? Swallow your breakfast!

25 March 2004
 


 
Garfield

Is that all you're going to do? Yes. As long as there is space, I'm going to stare off into it.

26 March 2004
 


 
Garfield

It seems like this day will never end! Good night, Garfield. Whew! I barely got that last complaint in.

27 March 2004
 


 
Garfield

Oh, joy! I'm so hungry I could just eat... ...and eat and eat. ...and eat and eat and eat. ...and eat and eat and eat and eat. ...AND EAT AND EAT AND EAT AND EAT AND EAT. BUT WHY STOP THERE?!

28 March 2004
 


 
Garfield

You can anything you want and still lose weight! How? Why, by getting out of that chair and committing yourself to a lifetime regimen of rigorous... CLICK! Whew! I narrowly avoided the "E" word!

29 March 2004
 


 
Garfield

This may very well be the greatest show in the history of television. But it's still no match fr my mighty remote! CLICK

30 March 2004
 


 
Garfield

CLICK Oops, sorry. I had the remote set on COMIC STRIP.

31 March 2004
 




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