As it turns out... - This is NOT my lucky hat! - I may be just a cat, but it doesn't seem to me that Life is not quite as simple as Jon makes it.
1 March 2004
Stop whatever you're doing! - - I just always wanted to say that. So I don't have to stop?
2 March 2004
This cat food actually doesn't smell too disgusting. - Oh, well... - I'll eat it anyway.
3 March 2004
Ever have days when you just can't get anything done? - Days when I can't get anything done? ...no. - Decades? ...yes.
4 March 2004
Laziness comes naturally to you, doesn't it? - Uh-huh. - If it didn't, I wouldn't attempt it.
5 March 2004
Okay...everybody off! - FLEAS! - YAAAHH!! I only agreed to give them a ride this far.
6 March 2004
* - * - * - * - - SLIP! - You did that on PURPOSE, didn't you?! *
7 March 2004
It's going to take more than one STUPID little alarm clock to get ME up this morning! tick tock - tick tock tick tock Z tick tock tick tock tick tock - tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock This does not bode well... tick tock
8 March 2004
Cats do strange things. - Strange... - Cats do things?
9 March 2004
You know, today bears a striking resemblance to yesterday. - For all I know, this could be yesterday. - Don't you have anything to do? Nothing that can't wait until tomorrow.
10 March 2004
It says here that all good yodelers must warm up. - WOOO WOOO WOOO - Let's take this outside. Get back here!
11 March 2004
Who wants to claw the furniture? - I do! I do! - Be right back. I don't like the look of this.
12 March 2004
Look, Garfield! I finally got a SOCK to fit on my head. Surprised? - I think what surprises me the most... - Is that I didn't find that at all surprising.
13 March 2004
- Ugh. Burp. - Sniff. Snuck. - Kaff. Cough. - Grunt. Grate grate. - Smack smack. Haaaack. - Sigh. Morning talk.
14 March 2004
- - You're probably wondering why this plunger is on my face. I refuse to play your little game.
15 March 2004
So, my contact slipped all the way back in my eye and I couldn't find it. So, I thogut, "Hey! Let's do some major suction!" So, I got this plunger and...well... - Could you maybe give me some help here? You know, grab the handle and give it a
16 March 2004
It's kinda nice not having to look at Jon's face. - On the other hand... - Stealing his lunch isn't half the fun.
17 March 2004
- - They should put a warning label on those things.
18 March 2004
- - Hey, what's going on? Donut racks only speak when spoken to, pal.
19 March 2004
twist twist twist - Well, it's about time! -
20 March 2004
- Garfield, do you love me? - Let me check. - - - - Check.
21 March 2004
I like to start my days slowly. - - Then build up to this.
22 March 2004
If you're patient... - ...and you wait long enough... - Nothing will happen.
23 March 2004
*********** - - I couldn't dream last night. The cable was out.
24 March 2004
- GULP - What's for lunch? Swallow your breakfast!
25 March 2004
Is that all you're going to do? Yes. - - As long as there is space, I'm going to stare off into it.
26 March 2004
It seems like this day will never end! - Good night, Garfield. Whew! - I barely got that last complaint in.
27 March 2004
Oh, joy! - I'm so hungry I could just eat... - ...and eat and eat. - ...and eat and eat and eat. - ...and eat and eat and eat and eat. - ...AND EAT AND EAT AND EAT AND EAT AND EAT. - BUT WHY STOP THERE?!
28 March 2004
You can anything you want and still lose weight! - How? Why, by getting out of that chair and committing yourself to a lifetime regimen of rigorous... CLICK! - Whew! I narrowly avoided the "E" word!
29 March 2004
This may very well be the greatest show in the history of television. - - But it's still no match fr my mighty remote! CLICK
30 March 2004
CLICK - - Oops, sorry. I had the remote set on COMIC STRIP.
31 March 2004