You seem to be in a good mood. Out of respect for the fact that you are wrong about everything. -
1 May 2004
Z Z Garfield! Breakfast! Z SHOOP Mornings should come equipped with dimmer switches.
2 May 2004
Jon! Let's hang out together! Golly, it seems like we've already spent the whole day together! DING DONG * That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
3 May 2004
Our neighbors are circulating a petition complaining about all the annoying things you do. I know. I stole it. SMACK!
4 May 2004
There are claw marks on the couch. Whoa! And I just clawed the couch! That's one spooky coincidence, huh?
5 May 2004
Garfield, I'm not sure you can be trusted. Why would you say that? Oh, look. I found your wallet.
6 May 2004
You're a bad boy, Garfield! I can't help it. Sometimes couches just cry out to be clawed. I'm never taking you to a furniture store again. You're no fun.
7 May 2004
It would be wrong to pull Odie's tail. ...and then kick him off the table. What are you doing? Making a list.
8 May 2004
WOO-HOOO!! Catnip mouse.
9 May 2004
Maybe I'll claw Jon. Maybe I'll go get us some ice cream. If anybody claws Jon, they'll have me to answer to!
10 May 2004
Most of the earth's surface is covered by water. Who cares? How much of it is covered by lasagna?
11 May 2004
We can't do anything about the past. But we CAN dom something about the future. Sounds like a lot of effort to me. I like the future just the way it's going to be.
12 May 2004
I am not boring! Tell that to the expression on my face.
13 May 2004
What's that smell? I have no idea. But it does seem to be emanating from the general area of my tuna can collection.
14 May 2004
I couldn't find my hat! Then it occured to me that I didn't have one! So I didn't wear it! Now I remember why I didn't want to get out of bed.
15 May 2004
YAWN I could sleep all day. Z Z Z Oh well... If at first you don*'t succeed...
16 May 2004
You don't have many worries, do you? Sure I do... Like, can you pull a muscle blinking?
17 May 2004
Sometimes I like to make Odie feel special! Odie, there's nobody as peculiar as you are. -
18 May 2004
I'm going off to work in the donut mines. Cool! Dig up something with icing! Count on it, good buddy! I'm dreaming aren't I?
19 May 2004
You never ask me about my day. How was your day? I'm a sock puppet, dummy! What do you think it was like?! It's an extra-long spin cycle for you, pal.
20 May 2004
Am I bothering you? Am I? Am I? Huh? Am I? ...well? Because I'm sure bothering myself.
21 May 2004
We now return to "Garfield Mystery Theater"! What happened to my lunch?! Some mysteries are best left unsolved.
22 May 2004
Garfield. Garfield. Garfield! GARFIELD!! GARRRRR FIEEEEEELD!!!!! Lozenge?
23 May 2004
You don't have much energy. Oookaaay... And just how much energy do I need to accomplish this?
24 May 2004
There's a slice of pizza stuck in the ceiling. And it appears to be loosening. The house needs cleaning. I'm on it.
25 May 2004
Do you know what this day could use? KICK! thud A thud.
26 May 2004
I'm going to see the sights! Why are you staring at a shade pull? To a cat, this is a sight.
27 May 2004
Nobody tells me what to do! Have something to eat. Well, this is a bit awkward.
28 May 2004
I just heard a joke. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Sometimes it's best to just get those things over with.
29 May 2004
Sigh... Garfield, I'm depressed. What a absolute shock. I haven't had a date in months. Time sure flies when you're not having fun. Maybe I should give Kimmy a call. Wasn't she the one who was raised by wolves? She was raised bywolves, wasn't she? I can s
30 May 2004
Some days I just can't get started. I know what you mean... 1994 was like that for me.
31 May 2004