You seem to be in a good mood. - Out of respect for the fact that you are wrong about everything. -
1 May 2004
Z - Z - Garfield! Breakfast! Z - - - SHOOP - Mornings should come equipped with dimmer switches.
2 May 2004
Jon! Let's hang out together! - Golly, it seems like we've already spent the whole day together! - DING DONG * That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
3 May 2004
Our neighbors are circulating a petition complaining about all the annoying things you do. - I know. I stole it. SMACK!
4 May 2004
There are claw marks on the couch. - Whoa! And I just clawed the couch! - That's one spooky coincidence, huh?
5 May 2004
Garfield, I'm not sure you can be trusted. - Why would you say that? - Oh, look. I found your wallet.
6 May 2004
You're a bad boy, Garfield! I can't help it. - Sometimes couches just cry out to be clawed. - I'm never taking you to a furniture store again. You're no fun.
7 May 2004
It would be wrong to pull Odie's tail. - ...and then kick him off the table. - What are you doing? Making a list.
8 May 2004
- - - - - - WOO-HOOO!! Catnip mouse.
9 May 2004
Maybe I'll claw Jon. - Maybe I'll go get us some ice cream. - If anybody claws Jon, they'll have me to answer to!
10 May 2004
Most of the earth's surface is covered by water. - Who cares? - How much of it is covered by lasagna?
11 May 2004
We can't do anything about the past. - But we CAN dom something about the future. Sounds like a lot of effort to me. - I like the future just the way it's going to be.
12 May 2004
- - I am not boring! Tell that to the expression on my face.
13 May 2004
What's that smell? - I have no idea. - But it does seem to be emanating from the general area of my tuna can collection.
14 May 2004
I couldn't find my hat! - Then it occured to me that I didn't have one! - So I didn't wear it! Now I remember why I didn't want to get out of bed.
15 May 2004
YAWN - I could sleep all day. - Z - Z - Z - Oh well... - If at first you don*'t succeed...
16 May 2004
You don't have many worries, do you? - Sure I do... - Like, can you pull a muscle blinking?
17 May 2004
Sometimes I like to make Odie feel special! - Odie, there's nobody as peculiar as you are. -
18 May 2004
I'm going off to work in the donut mines. Cool! - Dig up something with icing! Count on it, good buddy! - I'm dreaming aren't I?
19 May 2004
You never ask me about my day. - How was your day? - I'm a sock puppet, dummy! What do you think it was like?! It's an extra-long spin cycle for you, pal.
20 May 2004
Am I bothering you? - Am I? Am I? Huh? Am I? ...well? - Because I'm sure bothering myself.
21 May 2004
- We now return to "Garfield Mystery Theater"! - What happened to my lunch?! Some mysteries are best left unsolved.
22 May 2004
Garfield. - Garfield. - Garfield! - GARFIELD!! - GARRRRR- - FIEEEEEELD!!!!! - Lozenge?
23 May 2004
You don't have much energy. - Oookaaay... - And just how much energy do I need to accomplish this?
24 May 2004
There's a slice of pizza stuck in the ceiling. - And it appears to be loosening. - The house needs cleaning. I'm on it.
25 May 2004
Do you know what this day could use? - KICK! - thud A thud.
26 May 2004
I'm going to see the sights! - - Why are you staring at a shade pull? To a cat, this is a sight.
27 May 2004
Nobody tells me what to do! - Have something to eat. - Well, this is a bit awkward.
28 May 2004
I just heard a joke. - Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! - Sometimes it's best to just get those things over with.
29 May 2004
wolves, wasn't she? I can still hear her baying at the moon. - - Hello, Kimmy? It's Jon Arbuckle! Ask her if she's had her shots.
30 May 2004
Some days I just can't get started. - I know what you mean... - 1994 was like that for me.
31 May 2004