- Woo woo woo! - Personally, I don't think it's any more than a two-woo day.
1 June 2004
Sigh... - I have nothing to celebrate. - For the 100th day in a row!
2 June 2004
This day needs improving. - I have to admit, that's not bad.
3 June 2004
Who knows...maybe someday I'll visit another planet. - Give it up, Jon. - You won't be able to get a date there either.
4 June 2004
Time to see if my teeth are still sharp enough. - Aaaah! My leg! - See you again for my six-month checkup.
5 June 2004
- - - - HARF HARF HARF HAAAACK - HARRRRF PTOOEY PTOOEY PTOOEY - More coffee, boys? Sure! 'bout time!
6 June 2004
No more of this "getting older" stuff! From now on I'll... DONK - I'll... - Ow!
7 June 2004
Soon I'll be 26 years old. - I hate aging. - Unfortunately, aging is madly in love with me.
8 June 2004
What would you like for your birthday, Garfield? - A featherless canary. - It wouldn't tickle going down.
9 June 2004
Nermal, you're the nicest cat I know. - May I have a word with you, Nermal? - Nobody's nicer than *I* am, if you know what's good for you.
10 June 2004
They say the older you get, the wiser you get. - You must be very, very wise. - Very, very, very, very, VERY wise! I wonder if anyone will miss him?
11 June 2004
People love me...know why? - Because I'm cute, that's why! And you........ - Well, you're deteriorating. I wonder how high "cute" bounces?
12 June 2004
Sigh. - Birthday brings you lots of things... - Gray hair... - Bad eyesight...creaky joints... - Ear hair, aches, pains, bad teeth... - Sigh... - and cake!
13 June 2004
This year I feel younger than ever! - No little birthday is going to get ME down, no sir... - Is it my imagination, or is this strip getting longer?
14 June 2004
So what, you're going to be 26... - Time marches on! - Come back!
15 June 2004
I'm not getting older, I'm getting better. - Every day in every way. - And I'm gonna grow wings and I'm gonna fly, too.
16 June 2004
Age is a state of mind. - - With a healthy dose of denial.
17 June 2004
I'm not showing my age. - - Not for you or for anyone else.
18 June 2004
Sigh...26...another birthday...another year...another... - Another... - What was I just thinking about?
19 June 2004
- Jon! Jon! - - Man, this is embarrassing. - I completely forgot what I was going to say! - - Now I remember! Your car is on fire.
20 June 2004
I HATE mondays. - HEY, GARFIELD! IT'S MONDAAAY!! - And people who love that I hate mondays.
21 June 2004
Sigh... - One of the sad realities of life... - The laundry always cools off.
22 June 2004
Bewar eOf - "Beware Of..." - Ah... "Mime Dog".
23 June 2004
Z - SUPPERTIME! - You fell asleep hanging on the screen door again, didn't you? How'd ya guess?
24 June 2004
OTHER animals play. OTHER animals frolic. - We need to make some changes around here! You're right! - But how do we change all those other animals?
25 June 2004
I rented a video. Garfield. - It has everything! Action, adventure... - And a great sound track! "The Polka Ninjas".
26 June 2004
Sigh... - I love grass... - It's cool in the morning... - Warm in the afternoon... - And cool again in the evening. - Mmmmm... - Kinda like an electric blanket, only in reverse.
27 June 2004
I've had a really great day today! - How about you? - Oh, Garfield. Yeah. Ask him how his day has been.
28 June 2004
I'm going to get you! Help! Help! - I'm not buying it, guys. - I told you we should be facing the same way. Okay, already!
29 June 2004
- - And THAT'S what chasing mice should look like! I notice you didn't catch him.
30 June 2004