Woo woo woo! Personally, I don't think it's any more than a two-woo day.
1 June 2004
Sigh... I have nothing to celebrate. For the 100th day in a row!
2 June 2004
This day needs improving. I have to admit, that's not bad.
3 June 2004
Who knows...maybe someday I'll visit another planet. Give it up, Jon. You won't be able to get a date there either.
4 June 2004
Time to see if my teeth are still sharp enough. Aaaah! My leg! See you again for my six-month checkup.
5 June 2004
HARF HARF HARF HAAAACK HARRRRF PTOOEY PTOOEY PTOOEY More coffee, boys? Sure! 'bout time!
6 June 2004
No more of this "getting older" stuff! From now on I'll... DONK I'll... Ow!
7 June 2004
Soon I'll be 26 years old. I hate aging. Unfortunately, aging is madly in love with me.
8 June 2004
What would you like for your birthday, Garfield? A featherless canary. It wouldn't tickle going down.
9 June 2004
Nermal, you're the nicest cat I know. May I have a word with you, Nermal? Nobody's nicer than *I* am, if you know what's good for you.
10 June 2004
They say the older you get, the wiser you get. You must be very, very wise. Very, very, very, very, VERY wise! I wonder if anyone will miss him?
11 June 2004
People love me...know why? Because I'm cute, that's why! And you........ Well, you're deteriorating. I wonder how high "cute" bounces?
12 June 2004
Sigh. Birthday brings you lots of things... Gray hair... Bad eyesight...creaky joints... Ear hair, aches, pains, bad teeth... Sigh... and cake!
13 June 2004
This year I feel younger than ever! No little birthday is going to get ME down, no sir... Is it my imagination, or is this strip getting longer?
14 June 2004
So what, you're going to be 26... Time marches on! Come back!
15 June 2004
I'm not getting older, I'm getting better. Every day in every way. And I'm gonna grow wings and I'm gonna fly, too.
16 June 2004
Age is a state of mind. With a healthy dose of denial.
17 June 2004
I'm not showing my age. Not for you or for anyone else.
18 June 2004
Sigh...26...another birthday...another year...another... Another... What was I just thinking about?
19 June 2004
Jon! Jon! Man, this is embarrassing. I completely forgot what I was going to say! Now I remember! Your car is on fire.
20 June 2004
I HATE mondays. HEY, GARFIELD! IT'S MONDAAAY!! And people who love that I hate mondays.
21 June 2004
Sigh... One of the sad realities of life... The laundry always cools off.
22 June 2004
Bewar eOf "Beware Of..." Ah... "Mime Dog".
23 June 2004
Z SUPPERTIME! You fell asleep hanging on the screen door again, didn't you? How'd ya guess?
24 June 2004
OTHER animals play. OTHER animals frolic. We need to make some changes around here! You're right! But how do we change all those other animals?
25 June 2004
I rented a video. Garfield. It has everything! Action, adventure... And a great sound track! "The Polka Ninjas".
26 June 2004
Sigh... I love grass... It's cool in the morning... Warm in the afternoon... And cool again in the evening. Mmmmm... Kinda like an electric blanket, only in reverse.
27 June 2004
I've had a really great day today! How about you? Oh, Garfield. Yeah. Ask him how his day has been.
28 June 2004
I'm going to get you! Help! Help! I'm not buying it, guys. I told you we should be facing the same way. Okay, already!
29 June 2004
And THAT'S what chasing mice should look like! I notice you didn't catch him.
30 June 2004