Go on. - Mice rule! - Ha! Ha! Ha! I lost a bet.
1 July 2004
I declare this house mouse free! - - Whoa! Cheese has legs!
2 July 2004
Do you mind?! - Sorry. - Uh, Garfield? He's taking a shower.
3 July 2004
* - dig dig - - - dig dig dig - dig dig dig dig dig dig - ODIE!!! Well, I guess not even Odie is perfect.
4 July 2004
It's monday... - The screws on that chandelier need... - Tightening.
5 July 2004
Save me! It's a giant meatball from outer space! - Never fear! The meatballinator is here! - I hate waking up.
6 July 2004
What's your problem? - My problem? - I only get to have one?
7 July 2004
Why don't birds like me? - Because eat them, you idiot! - I can live with that.
8 July 2004
Ice cubes down your pants! - YAAAHHH! HA! HA! HA! HA! - Now my soda is warm.
9 July 2004
I want you to do nothing all day. - - Is this some kind of trick?
10 July 2004
- - - This window is filthy. - I can't see a thing. - - I knew that.
11 July 2004
It's a beautiful day at the stadium... - For the world drinking-out-of-the-toilet championship! - lap lap lap lap Never let a dog pick what you watch.
12 July 2004
Here we see a typical dog chasing a squirrel. - And now the dog has cornered the squirrel. - Here we see the dog trying to remove a pine cone from up his nose. Disgraceful.
13 July 2004
Today in the news, a giant meteor struck earth, destroying all life. - What? ...what's that? - Oops, I guess that didn't happen. You gotta check those sources, bucko.
14 July 2004
The Bolivioan tree frog lives in... CLICK Boring. - This is the police! We have you surrounded! Ah. - Put down the Bolivian tree frog! Okaaay...
15 July 2004
I believe that television viewers are smarter than people who read books. - Why is that? - You can't change a book with a remote, now can you? Good point.
16 July 2004
click click - I have this down to a science... click click - I avoid the shows, and only see the commercials! click click
17 July 2004
Sigh... - I'm down. - Distressed, depressed, and down in the dumps. - - snatch GULP - - Never underestimate the power of positive donuts!
18 July 2004
I have the urge to exercise. - - Whew! Thank goodness it passed.
19 July 2004
Stop bothering me! - - Okay, you can bother me a little, but only if food is involved.
20 July 2004
DARN IT, GARFIELD! WHEN I SPEAK, PAY ATTENTION! - - That's quite enough. Are you done? May I quit now?
21 July 2004
- Cats always know when it's time for dinner. We mount miniature closed-circuit video cameras in the bottoms of our food dishes.
22 July 2004
Ah! The kitchen; where the food is! - - Ah! The kitchen; where the food used to be!
23 July 2004
Garfield. Yes? - Don't tease Odie! What? - Where would he het an idea like that?
24 July 2004
- Oh, no! I'm losing my hair! - My dad's bald. Doc Boy does a comb.over! - NOW I'LL NEVER GET A WOMAN! - YAAAAH! - Today, a bald spot... - Tomorrow, a mohawk!
25 July 2004
Allow me to introduce a close, dear, and personal friend... - ...this pork chop. - Get back here! - Who was that guy?
26 July 2004
- - Interception!
27 July 2004
I'd like to have something different for dinner. - - LIKE AN OPPORTUNITY TO EAT MY OWN FOOD! What? Is it your birthday or something?
28 July 2004
- BURP - That was unnecessary. You wouldn't say that if you'd just eaten three lunches.
29 July 2004
Mmm... - GULP - Ah, that should hold me until I'm able to move again.
30 July 2004
Do you ever get cravings for certain foods? - Boy, I do. - Right now, I could really go for something edible.
31 July 2004