Go on. Mice rule! Ha! Ha! Ha! I lost a bet.
1 July 2004
I declare this house mouse free! Whoa! Cheese has legs!
2 July 2004
Do you mind?! Sorry. Uh, Garfield? He's taking a shower.
3 July 2004
* dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig ODIE!!! Well, I guess not even Odie is perfect.
4 July 2004
It's monday... The screws on that chandelier need... Tightening.
5 July 2004
Save me! It's a giant meatball from outer space! Never fear! The meatballinator is here! I hate waking up.
6 July 2004
What's your problem? My problem? I only get to have one?
7 July 2004
Why don't birds like me? Because eat them, you idiot! I can live with that.
8 July 2004
Ice cubes down your pants! YAAAHHH! HA! HA! HA! HA! Now my soda is warm.
9 July 2004
I want you to do nothing all day. Is this some kind of trick?
10 July 2004
This window is filthy. I can't see a thing. I knew that.
11 July 2004
It's a beautiful day at the stadium... For the world drinking-out-of-the-toilet championship! lap lap lap lap Never let a dog pick what you watch.
12 July 2004
Here we see a typical dog chasing a squirrel. And now the dog has cornered the squirrel. Here we see the dog trying to remove a pine cone from up his nose. Disgraceful.
13 July 2004
Today in the news, a giant meteor struck earth, destroying all life. What? ...what's that? Oops, I guess that didn't happen. You gotta check those sources, bucko.
14 July 2004
The Bolivioan tree frog lives in... CLICK Boring. This is the police! We have you surrounded! Ah. Put down the Bolivian tree frog! Okaaay...
15 July 2004
I believe that television viewers are smarter than people who read books. Why is that? You can't change a book with a remote, now can you? Good point.
16 July 2004
click click I have this down to a science... click click I avoid the shows, and only see the commercials! click click
17 July 2004
Sigh... I'm down. Distressed, depressed, and down in the dumps. snatch GULP Never underestimate the power of positive donuts!
18 July 2004
I have the urge to exercise. Whew! Thank goodness it passed.
19 July 2004
Stop bothering me! Okay, you can bother me a little, but only if food is involved.
20 July 2004
DARN IT, GARFIELD! WHEN I SPEAK, PAY ATTENTION! That's quite enough. Are you done? May I quit now?
21 July 2004
Cats always know when it's time for dinner. We mount miniature closed-circuit video cameras in the bottoms of our food dishes.
22 July 2004
Ah! The kitchen; where the food is! Ah! The kitchen; where the food used to be!
23 July 2004
Garfield. Yes? Don't tease Odie! What? Where would he het an idea like that?
24 July 2004
Oh, no! I'm losing my hair! My dad's bald. Doc Boy does a comb.over! NOW I'LL NEVER GET A WOMAN! YAAAAH! Today, a bald spot... Tomorrow, a mohawk!
25 July 2004
Allow me to introduce a close, dear, and personal friend... ...this pork chop. Get back here! Who was that guy?
26 July 2004
27 July 2004
I'd like to have something different for dinner. LIKE AN OPPORTUNITY TO EAT MY OWN FOOD! What? Is it your birthday or something?
28 July 2004
BURP That was unnecessary. You wouldn't say that if you'd just eaten three lunches.
29 July 2004
Mmm... GULP Ah, that should hold me until I'm able to move again.
30 July 2004
Do you ever get cravings for certain foods? Boy, I do. Right now, I could really go for something edible.
31 July 2004