Here I am! The center of the universe! Bask in the wonder that is me! But don't overdo it. Try to keep from getting overexcited and hyperventilating. Will you be leaving soon? Oh, very well. bask away!
1 August 2004
Jon says I should "seize the day!" There's only one problem... I can't reach it from here.
2 August 2004
I'm saving money by cutting my own hair! You must be saving millions!
3 August 2004
I am a man of dignity. Oh, sure. Since I hid his wax lips.
4 August 2004
I put on running shoes... Jogging shorts, and a sweat band. That's enough exercise for today.
5 August 2004
HAH-LOOOOOOOO ELL-ENNNNN *click* Dang, she saw right through my suave accent. *I* thought you were yodeling.
6 August 2004
YAAAAHHHH! Z YA SLAP Thanks. Recurring porcupine petting zoo nightmare.
7 August 2004
You know, if *I* were you... Sleeping all day...eating like a pig... Being waited on hand and foot... Not listeing to a thing I say... Wow...I wish I WERE you. Take a number.
8 August 2004
Bad web day. Do tell.
9 August 2004
Swat me quick. I'm in a hurry. SWAT! How's that? Thank you. That frees up the rest of my day.
10 August 2004
TWANG! THUD! Diet time. You should talk!
11 August 2004
Is this where the spider convention is being held? Yup. SMACK! -
12 August 2004
Hi there! Go away! Let's play! I can't win.
13 August 2004
I was bored. Reeeally bored.
14 August 2004
* RING Hello?... Hello? Hello? Hello? Is anybody there? There's noboy there. Well then, I guess I'LL talk. He's a lonely, lonely man.
15 August 2004
Who wants to help me doing nothing? Not me. I'd probably end up doing all the work.
16 August 2004
And now, to read some dog poetry, here's Odie! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip... Hey! No limericks!
17 August 2004
I think I'll claw a large stranger. OUCH! Is that your cat? No. Am so!
18 August 2004
YAWN I won't say that was a long nap, but... What year is it? I know you!
19 August 2004
I'm going out in search of love! We will never se Jon again.
20 August 2004
STOP STARING AT ME! It's good that we have these little discussions.
21 August 2004
Sigh... You never pay any attention to me... So I'M not speaking to YOU anymore! Did you HEAR me?!!
22 August 2004
You're late! BAT -and your follow-through need work! Nag, nag, nag.
23 August 2004
BAT "Hello from the door...wish you were here".
24 August 2004
Hey, Garfield. Yo, Yarn. What's up? Not much. Just hanging with my cousin... He's a spool of thread. There is a family resemblance.
25 August 2004
bink bink bink bink bink Where have you... bink bink In the hot tub, OKAY?!
26 August 2004
You know, even balls of yarn need conditioner after shampooing. I know! I know!
27 August 2004
? sniff sniff sniff ? Dogs don't understand balls of yarn.
28 August 2004
YAWN Z Z Z The good spots are always taken. Z
29 August 2004
Sleep in, or eat? ...sleep in, or eat? Sleep in it is.
30 August 2004
31 August 2004