- Here I am! - The center of the universe! - Bask in the wonder that is me! - But don't overdo it. - Try to keep from getting overexcited and hyperventilating. - Will you be leaving soon? Oh, very well. bask away!
1 August 2004
Jon says I should "seize the day!" - There's only one problem... - I can't reach it from here.
2 August 2004
I'm saving money by cutting my own hair! - - You must be saving millions!
3 August 2004
I am a man of dignity. - Oh, sure. - Since I hid his wax lips.
4 August 2004
I put on running shoes... - Jogging shorts, and a sweat band. - That's enough exercise for today.
5 August 2004
HAH-LOOOOOOOO ELL-ENNNNN - *click* - Dang, she saw right through my suave accent. *I* thought you were yodeling.
6 August 2004
YAAAAHHHH! Z - YA- SLAP - Thanks. Recurring porcupine petting zoo nightmare.
7 August 2004
- You know, if *I* were you... - Sleeping all day...eating like a pig... - Being waited on hand and foot... - Not listeing to a thing I say... - - Wow...I wish I WERE you. Take a number.
8 August 2004
- - Bad web day. Do tell.
9 August 2004
Swat me quick. I'm in a hurry. - SWAT! - How's that? Thank you. That frees up the rest of my day.
10 August 2004
- TWANG! THUD! - Diet time. You should talk!
11 August 2004
Is this where the spider convention is being held? Yup. - SMACK! -
12 August 2004
Hi there! - Go away! - Let's play! I can't win.
13 August 2004
- - I was bored. Reeeally bored.
14 August 2004
- * RING - Hello?... - Hello? Hello? Hello? - Is anybody there? - There's noboy there. - Well then, I guess I'LL talk. He's a lonely, lonely man.
15 August 2004
- Who wants to help me doing nothing? Not me. - I'd probably end up doing all the work.
16 August 2004
And now, to read some dog poetry, here's Odie! - Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! - Yip! Yip... Hey! No limericks!
17 August 2004
I think I'll claw a large stranger. - OUCH! - Is that your cat? No. Am so!
18 August 2004
YAWN - I won't say that was a long nap, but... - What year is it? I know you!
19 August 2004
I'm going out in search of love! - - We will never se Jon again.
20 August 2004
- STOP STARING AT ME! - It's good that we have these little discussions.
21 August 2004
- Sigh... - You never pay any attention to me... - So I'M not speaking to YOU anymore! - - - Did you HEAR me?!!
22 August 2004
You're late! - BAT - -and your follow-through need work! Nag, nag, nag.
23 August 2004
BAT - - "Hello from the door...wish you were here".
24 August 2004
Hey, Garfield. Yo, Yarn. What's up? - Not much. Just hanging with my cousin... - He's a spool of thread. There is a family resemblance.
25 August 2004
bink bink bink - bink bink - Where have you... bink bink In the hot tub, OKAY?!
26 August 2004
- - You know, even balls of yarn need conditioner after shampooing. I know! I know!
27 August 2004
? - sniff sniff sniff - ? Dogs don't understand balls of yarn.
28 August 2004
- YAWN - Z - - Z - Z - The good spots are always taken. Z
29 August 2004
Sleep in, or eat? ...sleep in, or eat? - - Sleep in it is.
30 August 2004
- - Tooooooooo late.
31 August 2004