An ode to dinner... - BURRRRP!!! - Based on an actual experience.
1 September 2004
Whew! ...it sure is hot. - It's not so much the heat, it's the humidity. - He had that coming.
2 September 2004
I've gotta find a way to cool off. - - Are those frozen peas?! They're a ll the rage this season.
3 September 2004
I've discovered a new way to beat the summer heat. - - TURN UP THE AIR CONDITIONING! WHOP!
4 September 2004
- - - - - SCHTONK - Water? If you please.
5 September 2004
- Z Cat At Work GO - The flag mouse was actually a nice touch.
6 September 2004
Good work, Garfield! Be ever vigilant! - HEY! HEY! HEY! - Don't turn the page yet! If you're going to read over my shoulder, read faster!
7 September 2004
- - Wouldn't you have a better chance of catching the mouse if you actually chased him? I'm counting on his pulling up lame.
8 September 2004
Eek! A mouse! - - Come on. It's his birthday.
9 September 2004
I'm tired. - Then have a seat. - Perhaps I've been too lax on this cat-mouse thing.
10 September 2004
Garfield! Catch the mouse! I will. - But, because I'm such a great sport, I'm giving him a head start. - About a two-week head start.
11 September 2004
BONK! - Who wants a hug? - Somebody? - Anybody? - Nobody? - -
12 September 2004
Time to explore the outer reaches of my universe. - -
13 September 2004
GRRR Odie has something cornered. - GRRR - GRRR It's the corner.
14 September 2004
There's surely something on worth watching. click click click - click click click click click - It's the All-Lasagna Channel! The mother lode!
15 September 2004
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16 September 2004
It was so strange...my date possessed the ability to become invisible! - Uh, Jon... One minute she was there and, the next minute... - She ditched you. Poof.
17 September 2004
I wonder if they'll make a movie about my life someday. - Absolutely! - But more like a sock puppet show.
18 September 2004
- Hmmm... - Maybe Jon's right. - ...I SHOULD get outdoors more often. - - -
19 September 2004
Nap time. - THUD - You'r epathetic. Z
20 September 2004
Ahhhhhhh - The nap... - Bedtime's appetizer.
21 September 2004
- - Bunk beds.
22 September 2004
Z - - Naps are always more fun when they're snuck.
23 September 2004
Z - Z click - Z
24 September 2004
What if I were to just lie here forever... - And never get up again? - What are you doing? Thinking happy thoughts.
25 September 2004
Hmm... - Dinner, breakfast, and lunch... - Breakfast, dinner, and lunch... - Lunch, dinner, and breakfast?...
26 September 2004
BURP - - GASP!!!
27 September 2004
- Have a coupon for a free cheeseburger! Okay! - Hey! This has expired!
28 September 2004
Look, Garfield! - Scary, huh? Scary? You'r ejust wearing a grocery sack! - I'm an empty grocery sack! EMPTY?!
29 September 2004
I've been lying here for 83 hours and 17 minutes without moving a muscle. - YES! Only 10 seconds away from my personal bes... - Nuts.
30 September 2004