An ode to dinner... BURRRRP!!! Based on an actual experience.
1 September 2004
Whew! ...it sure is hot. It's not so much the heat, it's the humidity. He had that coming.
2 September 2004
I've gotta find a way to cool off. Are those frozen peas?! They're a ll the rage this season.
3 September 2004
I've discovered a new way to beat the summer heat. TURN UP THE AIR CONDITIONING! WHOP!
4 September 2004
SCHTONK Water? If you please.
5 September 2004
Z Cat At Work GO The flag mouse was actually a nice touch.
6 September 2004
Good work, Garfield! Be ever vigilant! HEY! HEY! HEY! Don't turn the page yet! If you're going to read over my shoulder, read faster!
7 September 2004
Wouldn't you have a better chance of catching the mouse if you actually chased him? I'm counting on his pulling up lame.
8 September 2004
Eek! A mouse! Come on. It's his birthday.
9 September 2004
I'm tired. Then have a seat. Perhaps I've been too lax on this cat-mouse thing.
10 September 2004
Garfield! Catch the mouse! I will. But, because I'm such a great sport, I'm giving him a head start. About a two-week head start.
11 September 2004
BONK! Who wants a hug? Somebody? Anybody? Nobody? -
12 September 2004
Time to explore the outer reaches of my universe. -
13 September 2004
GRRR Odie has something cornered. GRRR GRRR It's the corner.
14 September 2004
There's surely something on worth watching. click click click click click click click click It's the All-Lasagna Channel! The mother lode!
15 September 2004
16 September 2004
It was so strange...my date possessed the ability to become invisible! Uh, Jon... One minute she was there and, the next minute... She ditched you. Poof.
17 September 2004
I wonder if they'll make a movie about my life someday. Absolutely! But more like a sock puppet show.
18 September 2004
Hmmm... Maybe Jon's right. ...I SHOULD get outdoors more often. -
19 September 2004
Nap time. THUD You'r epathetic. Z
20 September 2004
Ahhhhhhh The nap... Bedtime's appetizer.
21 September 2004
22 September 2004
Z Naps are always more fun when they're snuck.
23 September 2004
Z Z click Z
24 September 2004
What if I were to just lie here forever... And never get up again? What are you doing? Thinking happy thoughts.
25 September 2004
Hmm... Dinner, breakfast, and lunch... Breakfast, dinner, and lunch... Lunch, dinner, and breakfast?...Breakfast, lunch, and dinner! If it ain't broke, don't fix it!
26 September 2004
27 September 2004
Have a coupon for a free cheeseburger! Okay! Hey! This has expired!
28 September 2004
Look, Garfield! Scary, huh? Scary? You'r ejust wearing a grocery sack! I'm an empty grocery sack! EMPTY?!
29 September 2004
I've been lying here for 83 hours and 17 minutes without moving a muscle. YES! Only 10 seconds away from my personal bes... Nuts.
30 September 2004