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Garfield

* HONNNK!!! You do that to me every year! But what better way to start the year. -than with a cruel laugh at your expense?

1 January 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield... ...i love you. I love you, too. pat pat pat But do you respect me? I love you, too. pat pat pat

2 January 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Well, the holidays are officially over. Time to get back to my old routine... What are YOU doing? My old routine.

3 January 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I think I'll lie here all day. I can't think of anything to do today. Bum.

4 January 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, all you do is sleep. Sleep, and sleep, and sleep, and sleep. Know what I call someone like that? Frisky?

5 January 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Time for a nice nap... Th eice-cream truck is coming up the street! Looks like we've got ourselves in a real dilemma here...

6 January 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

You are the laziest creature on earth. YES! I'd celebrate, but that might cost me my ranking.

7 January 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Imagine what your life would be like if you had wings. Grim... I'd have to sleep on my stomach.

8 January 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

You mice have it nice. A little cheese and you're happy. You got that right. Not so with cats. We need more out of life. More? Like naps. But that's less! With cats, less IS more.

9 January 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Huh? What happened? You're awake. Oh, so that's what this is.

10 January 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

SOMEone clawed the couch. *I* have claws! Ooh! Ooh! Blame me! Blame me!

11 January 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I can't figure this riddle out. And they printed the answer upside down! Oh, great! The answer's right side up, but now the eiddle's upside down! That's my exit cue.

12 January 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Dogs put way too much effort into doing nothing.

13 January 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Ellen, words cannot describe my feelings for you... -so let me express them with music instead. Anna-one, anna-two... Anna bye-bye, Ellen.

14 January 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I thought we were going to have fun today. Hmmm... REMEMBER that nap we took? Maybe it happened again.

15 January 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Ungh. Unnnggghhh. ERRRRRGGGHHHH HUP!-AAAARRRGGGHH POP! HA! It's OFF! * LALALALALALALA * The "pickle jar lid victory dance".

16 January 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon, wake up! I have news! click I'm shedding!

17 January 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Behind you is an awful lot of cat hair. Stop following me!

18 January 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

May I have a word with you? I believe this cat hair is yours. Not anymore.

19 January 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

It's like Jon always says, you can't have too much cat hair in the house. Well he doesn't ALWAYS say it.

20 January 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

GARFIELD! Like I can stop shedding on command!

21 January 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm going to rake the living room. I was shedding in the kitchen, too!

22 January 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

You're a good friend, Odie. And do you know why? Because even after all I've done to you over the years... You must turn the other cheek and take it in stride. Kick Me

23 January 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm bored. OW! You kicked me! And now you're not bored!

24 January 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Today I got my head stuck in a wastebasket. Uh-huh. The I got the wastebasket stuck in a trash can. Okay... Then I got the trash can stuck in a dumpster. Let's skip to the landfill, shall we?

25 January 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield? Yes? You glued my elbows to the table again, didn't you? Yup. And my cup, too! Now, try to take your hand off your face.

26 January 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

SLAP Tag team begging.

27 January 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I never get invited to parties. I blame you. Everyone else THANKS me.

28 January 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

WHIRRRRR Had a little trouble with the can opener. You're pathetic.

29 January 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

click My next guest is a ghost. Welcome to the show. Glad to be here. So, what's new with you? Not much, really. I'm dead, you know. And what's that like? It's kind of fun... I can float throuch walls, and... BOO! YAAAH! -do that.There went a perfectly go

30 January 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Let's talk coincidence. Is it any coincidence that a canary fits perfectly on a hot dog bun? I think not. Come back here!

31 January 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey! You're the cat who ate my brother! You're the cat who ate my two brothers! I love this family!

1 February 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

COUGH! HACK! COUGH! HACK Whoa! Did you eve rhave a canary go down the wrong pipe? You're disgusting.

2 February 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

This decoy isn't working.

3 February 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

You must think birds aren't very observant. On average, two out of three of them aren't.

4 February 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I am a songbird. I bring joy to all who hear me. And to some who don't.

5 February 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

pack pack pack roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll Uh... Break out the paper cones and the strawberry syrup!

6 February 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Bring me food! You ate all the food. Bring me a mint!

7 February 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

sniff sniff sniff Odir is on the trail of somethin. THUD The wall.

8 February 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Hello, Luigi's? I'd like to order a smal llLARGE Pizza to go. A leg hair.

9 February 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

*snap* *snap* Yes? Scratch my nose.

10 February 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Mary only dates compassionate guys. I have to do something kind... I could give someone a pedicure! Step away from the cat.

11 February 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Rain. THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! Stop banging your head against the wall!

12 February 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity ta-pit-tap tad... ta-p... ta...t... C'mon, people...wh

13 February 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I hope you don't mind me saying... But I think you're swell. Aw, shucks. Now what?

14 February 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I love ya, buddy! Me, I'm just being a phony!

15 February 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Nobody is nicer than I am! Oh, once there was someone... ...but I took care of thet.

16 February 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm better than you! Huzzah.

17 February 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

You're awfully impressed with yourself, aren't you? Yes, we are.

18 February 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm staring yt you! Who can blame you?

19 February 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

* Out of my way, bozo. I said step aside, Clyde! Very well, I'll just stand here until you move. Garfield! It's been days! Where have you been? Waiting for a guy to melt.

20 February 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

sniff sniff sniff sniff Ahhhh...the smell of burning goats. Jon's turned the furnace on.

21 February 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

OKAY, GUYS, THE COAST IS CLEAR! Advance scout.

22 February 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I love winter. FWUMP -about this much.

23 February 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Look, Jon! I built a snowcat! What's that? Well, what do you know! I believe he hacked up a snowball.

24 February 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

The forecast calls for a really bad blizzard today. Great. Now I'll be stuck here till the snowplows come.

25 February 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Someday it will warm up. And you will melt into a puddle of water. Nevertheless, I wouldn't mind a sweater today.

26 February 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

High five. SLAP OIOIOING! -

27 February 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Oooh! You must be the cat with the rolled-up newspaper! SMACK I thought he was one of those urban legends.

28 February 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Hammock.

1 March 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I hate humidity. No kidding.

2 March 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Is that a chain? I've put on a little weight, okay?

3 March 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

All hail! I am king of the spiders! SMACK! I might have been more impressed if I were a spider as well. Good point.

4 March 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Wouldn't you like to be like your old man when you grow up, son? SMACK! Gee, I wonder what mom's up to?

5 March 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I've gained weight. Now I've lost it... Now I've gained it again! And I lost it again! NOW IT'S BACK!!! YAAAAHHH! That's for not changing my batteries, lardo!

6 March 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

You think I'm pretty stupid, don't you? Why are you looking at me like that? This is the stare of agreement.

7 March 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

GOTTA DANCE! WAAHHH CRASH I guess that sounds better than "Gotta fall down".

8 March 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Bad ear day.

9 March 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

tap tap tap tap YAAAHHH! I CAN'T STAND THE BOREDOM! It seems fond of you!

10 March 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Hello. YAAAAHHH! All I said was, "Hello". YAAAAHHH!

11 March 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

You have tuna on your breath. Oh, yeah. GULP

12 March 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

boink boink boink boink boink boink bonk SPLAT! Heh heh heh

13 March 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Snails are slow. You take that back.

14 March 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Do you snails ever leave your shells? For only two reasons... And what are they? Fire drills and skinny.dipping.

15 March 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I guess I'll park it here for tonight. Would you mind hooking me up? Not at all. Air conditioning.

16 March 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

It's been nice visiting with you, Mr. Snail, but I have to leave. Me too. Say, you're faster than you look. Back at you.

17 March 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Boy, snails have it good. They can retreat into their shells, shut out the world, and sleep away. I should be so lucky.

18 March 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

! NAP AHOY!

19 March 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Oh, no! My sock puppet has turned into a bloodthirsty zombie! He attacks an unsuspecting victim! What are you doing, Garfield? And sucks his life forces rigth out through his skull! Sigh Oh! This is so horrible I can't watch! I'mgoing to throw this thing

20 March 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey! Where did my lunch go?! BURP Oh, yeah.

21 March 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Uh-oh. Lunch doesn't agree wit hbreakfast. They're battling it out... BURP -and lunch wins.

22 March 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I finished gnawing the furniture. Now I'm off to eat some cheese and then to chew on socks. Garfield... I'm on it, Jon. Pace yourself!

23 March 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Bark What? BARK What? BARK! Well there's no need to yell.

24 March 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Ellen, if you hand up on me, you'll break my heart. CLICK Nowww we wait for the guilt to set in. And wait...and wait...and wait...

25 March 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I always find it amazing how cats can stare out into space for hours on end. Z

26 March 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

A lone donut! Aren't you going to eat that? Not yet. I'm waiting for the rest of the herd to return.

27 March 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Nothing makes sense anymore! My world is spinning out of control! Here. Salvation!

28 March 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

That's breakfast, lunch, and dinner... Oh...and a couple of snacks! Now all I have to do is chew! You're disgusting.

29 March 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

The mighty hunter stalks his prey. He circles and closes in upwind... He singles out the weakest taco...

30 March 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

You can't always get what you want. I can, but you can't.

31 March 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

It's here! BURP You somehow manage to eat the pizza before it arrived. I have friends high up in the delivery business.

1 April 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Cat treat! What this place lacks in ambience, it makes up for in service.

2 April 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, pal. Hey. You know, Garfield, I once considered becoming an actor. Do tell. Possibly reciting Shakespeare on stage. Whoa. Or maybe a leading man in the movies. Really? I might have had mobs of screaming fans. You know it! Evenmy own star on the Holly

3 April 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Listen to this old superstition, Garfield... "If a cat sneezes near a bride, it means she will have good luck in her life". Sure, like that's going to happen i nTHIS house... What.

4 April 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

"A strange dog following you is good luck". "A howling dog is a sign of bad luck". AAARRROOOO Ar, ar, ar...

5 April 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

If a cat sneezes, it is a sign of rain". 'choo. Cool.

6 April 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

"To cure illness in a family..." "Wash the patient, and throw the water on the cat". KAFF KAFF sniff sniff I get no respect around here.

7 April 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

"So the princess kissed the dog..." "and he turned into a handsome prince." I love this story. It gives him hope.

8 April 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Here's an interesting factoid, Garfield. Certain kinds of birds can't fly. If you squeak up quiet enough, none of them can.

9 April 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

grumble grumble Snackie time. Let's see...applesauce? ...polish sausage? ...cheese ball? Corn dog? Yogurt? Cold pizza? Pickle chips? Beef log? Pork chop? Green grapes? Pig's knuckles? Spanish olives? Walleyed pike? Headcheese? Potpie? Bean burrito? Aw, wh

10 April 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Wake up, Garfield! It's 4 A.M.! I have a great idea! Let's watch the sunrise! Okay, you can watch it from the ambulance.

11 April 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

push CRASH! Why do you do that? I didn't see YOU volunteering.

12 April 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

My life is missing something. That's it! Lunch!

13 April 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

You know... You don't take naps... Naps take you.

14 April 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Hi, Ellen, it's Jon. Do I feel what? ...in my back? ...my leg? ...my head? Ellen, voodoo dolls don't really work. Ouch!

15 April 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon appears deep in thought. Pie is good. Wow, deeper than I thought!

16 April 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Operators standing by! Yes, you too can be more popular with women if you use Babe Magnet Body Lotion! Side effects may include excessive body hair... itchy elbows, note twitching... foot tapping, leg slapping...and flutteringeyelids. What idiot would buy

17 April 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I had a terrible morning... -and you SLEPT all morning. So then, what have we learned from this?

18 April 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie! That spot on the wall looks like a steak! SHOOM SPLAT! Now that spot on the wall looks like Odie.

19 April 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

You know what? We needed a new toaster anyway. You're glowing.

20 April 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

You don't scare me. I'm not supposed to. You're supposed to scare ME. Oops. Rookie.

21 April 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Ellen, how about I zip over to your place and serenade you with my accordion? "Restraining Order" is such an ugly word, Ellen. That's two words, dummy.

22 April 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Cupcakes. Made you smile.

23 April 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, everyone! We're here! My little Jon-Jon! squeeze Hiya, son. SMACK! Hey, bro. POP 'sup, sport? NOOGIE, NOOGIE NOOGIE What more could you ask for in a family? Two aspirin and a neck brace?

24 April 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Cat food is disgusting to look at. Not that I spend a lot of time looking at it.

25 April 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

You gotta know your limits... For instance, I can only eat so much... Then we run out of food.

26 April 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I wish I were more popular. Have you considered feeding me more?

27 April 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

GOBBLE GOBBLE SNARF GULP squik squik -

28 April 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Would you like me to fill your dish? With something other than your face, please.

29 April 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

If you beg, I'll let you lick my ice cream cone. The cartoonist has elected not to show this panel due to its graphic nature. You could have asked nicely! Where's the fun in that?

30 April 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh... Well, Jon went up to fix the leaky roof again... Who knows why our roof leaks... Maybe our shingles are cracked... Or warped... WHUMP! ...but I strongly suspect they're loose. Mommy...

1 May 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Well, well, you're finally up! Do you realize you slept for 23 straight hours? * And I can do without the little victory dance!!

2 May 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Dogs. Dogs can look busy even when they're doing nothing.

3 May 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

You'd never lie to me, would you? WAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! Of course not.

4 May 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Beware Of The Dog Grrrr That sign was somewhat underestimated.

5 May 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I asked that cute librarian out again today. And?... She told me to be quiet and fined me. I'm sure it was long overdue.

6 May 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Injuries are something we athletes have to live with. Got a paper cut playing chess by mail.

7 May 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

click I love this show. It always has a happy ending. *ding See? Cookies are done.

8 May 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Women... Where's mine?! Most likely in hiding.

9 May 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Bad date, Garfield. We went to a petting zoo... And a goat ate my pants. Nice teddy bear boxers.

10 May 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Bad date, Garfield. We went to a fancy french restaurant. And I ordered her a tennis shoe souffle. Properly prepared, they're really quite tasty.

11 May 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Bad date, Garfield. We went sailing. Ever had a mizzenmast stuck up your No, and let's talk about anything else right now.

12 May 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Bad date, Garfield. We went to the fair and I ate four chili-cheese dogs. Then we rode the screaming weevil. Hey! I'm having breakfast here!

13 May 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Bad date, Garfield. She left in the middle of the meal with the valet parking guy. In my car. Ouch.

14 May 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

You know, Garfield, sometimes I feel like a failure. Maybe I could have made better decisions in my life. Jon, you decided to have pets who love you... So you can never be a failure. pat pat Now, this self-pity thing isn't going todelay dinner, is it?

15 May 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

You know... It's not the size of the nap that counts... -it's howmany you can squeeze into an afternoon.

16 May 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

So much for home barbering. I thought I did a pretty good job.

17 May 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Excuse me. Have you seen my uncle Dave? Perhaps. What does he taste like?

18 May 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

The simple act of sitting in a chair... ...Odie... Not even a whisper of a clue.

19 May 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm a lonely guy, Garfield. Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely... -lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely...

20 May 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Here's a pet survey, Garfield. "What is your pet's most endearing feature?" Hmmm... I never killed anything that wasn't sick.

21 May 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

rrrrr grrrrr rrrrr phew! pant pant yip! yip! yip! It's the old garden-hose-comes-to-life gag.

22 May 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Hello? Mrs. Feeny? He did what? Well, that doesn't sound too bad. Ah, but the day is young.

23 May 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

* RIIINNG Hello, Mrs. Feeny. How are you? She's NOT fine! I kinda figured that.

24 May 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

That was Mrs. Feeny. Although she was kind of hard to understand. I think she said she wanted her dentures back. She'll have to arm wrestle my sock puppet for them.

25 May 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

* RIIINNG * RIIINNG * RIIINNG I'm not going to answer that. You'd better. Mrs. Feeny's on her cell phone in the front yard.

26 May 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

That was Mrs. Feeny. Yeeeees? What's all this about her chihuahua and papier-mache? Let's just say the mummy lives.

27 May 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

SLAM! Never flirt with a touchy grocery checker. I notice she double-bagged you.

28 May 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

STOP! The cook lost his cell phone! ** ** That would explain the ringing in my ears.

29 May 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

You know... I'd give anything to know what's going on inside that head of yours. Hmm. 500 pounds of lasagna oughta do it. You're drooling.

30 May 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm headed out. So? I'm going downtown. Who cares? To get cat food. I miss you already, buddy!

31 May 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Sometimes I'm wondering what you're thinking, Odie. Obviously, that makes two of us.

1 June 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Oh, well... SO much for weed whacking. You missed a spot over thare.

2 June 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

DING DONG * YAAAAHHH! THAT'S another pizza delivery guy who's never coming back! jingle jingle Sure he will. I've got his car keys.

3 June 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Hi, Ellen? It's Jon. click I wonder what's on TV tonight. Already made the popcorn and poured the sodas.

4 June 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

You know... There's an old adage... That pets are people too... Hey, Garfield! Check this out. I'm Turrrkey man! And I couldn't be more insulted.

5 June 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Create a whole new you in just six weeks! Call now! Operators are standing by! click Why would I want to create a whole new me? Then I'd just have to share...

6 June 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

This is a test... This is only a test... What is the capital of North Dakota? This IS a test!

7 June 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

And now, with the overture to the opera "Carmen"... We give you Wanda Mae Throttlebottom... -and her amazing knee cymbals! I have got to learn to read.

8 June 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

My first guest tonight needs no introduction. -

9 June 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

And now, for your listening and viewing pleasure... -Ida Mae Stepstool and her yodeling pig! Whoa! * Yodel-odell-odell-odell-ayy-EEE-oooooh. The pig looks better in lederhosen than Ida Mae does.

10 June 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Did you miss me? Yes, I did, Jon. In fact... I wasn't done missing you. Would you mind leaving again?

11 June 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

FLOP Odie can't count to three, so he just spins until he passes out. Z

12 June 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I don't mind birthdays. I really don't. It's the AGING thing that curdles my cheese.

13 June 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm going to be 27. You'd think I'd be older and wiser by now. You'd think.

14 June 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Looks like you have another birthday creeping up on you. At my age, birthdays don't creep anymore... They just burst through the door and march right in.

15 June 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

27...where do the years go? If only I could turn back the hands of time... And take all thos enaps all over again.

16 June 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I hear you're having a birthday? What should I get an old geezer like you? How about a coaster with legs? Very clever.

17 June 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Are you really turning 27 on sunday? Yes, I am. Wow...27. HEY...I...THINK...THAT'S...GREAT!!

18 June 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh... Another birthday. This one's number 27... And that's pretty old for a cat. If only there were something I could do... You're walking backwards. It's only a theory, but it just might work.

19 June 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Welcome to my planet. Feel free to give me things! Gum massager? Edible things.

20 June 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield. ZIP? Yes? Stunned him.

21 June 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

POP Hey! That's MY gum!

22 June 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

YAAAAH! Spider web.

23 June 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Ellen, I have a cold. I thought you might like to feed me some soup. That's not what spoons are for, Ellen. Ouch.

24 June 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Beware of Beware of Dog Sign Weird. BEWARE OF DOG

25 June 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, help me choose a tie for my date tonight. Should I go with this bunny tie that says, "I'm cuddly"... The golfer's tie that says, "I'm athletic"... Or the animal print that says, "I'm wild!"? How about this one? The

26 June 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Ladies and gentlemen, man's best friend... Dog! Better you than me.

27 June 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Fetch the stick, Odie! CLONK! Or let it hit you in the head...that works for me, too!

28 June 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I took Odie for a walk as a favor to you... And came back without him.. As a favor to me.

29 June 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

It's Super Odie! I think the cape goes in the back, Super.

30 June 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

In answer to your many letters... BOOT Yes... CRASH! Odie does do all his own stunts!

1 July 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I wonder how dogs remember where they bury bones? I suspected as much.

2 July 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Wow! The world's biggest cookie! -and the world's biggest can of sardines! And the world's biggest loaf of garlic bread! And the world's biggest bowl of five-alarm chili! BURRRRP!!! What would you like for breakfast? The world'sbiggest antacid.

3 July 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Are you EVER getting up?! Gimme a break. I'm sleepy, not psychic.

4 July 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

You're collecting dust. It's just my little way of keeping busy.

5 July 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, I', worried about you. How long do you think you can go on doing nothing with your life? He's just jealous that I HAVE a life to do nothing with.

6 July 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, a fly! Don't move a muscle! Now THERE was a totally unnecessary sentence. Just get the fly.

7 July 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Eating, sleeping, sleeping, eating... I wish *I* could be a cat! Oh, very well. Leave a resume, and I'll get back to you later.

8 July 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

The weekend is here... You can relax now. I'll try it just this once.

9 July 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Don't even think about it! Odie...you... I've endured you abuse long enough, fat boy! poke poke POOF Whew! It was just a bad dream. -

10 July 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, I'd like your attention for a moment. You git it. -

11 July 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Don't let ANYone ever tell you that's not fun!

12 July 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

What's wrong with you? My brain is stuck in HICCUP. You are weird.

13 July 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

You're not so tough. YAAAH! Like, how tough do you have to be?

14 July 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon, you should travel more. SHOVE THUD! He's visiting Thudland.!

15 July 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

STOP THAT! Consider it put on my to-do list.

16 July 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Sometimes I like to just walk around the house... And look at all the things I've achieved... Yeees. It's nice to know you're making a difference!

17 July 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

You don't REALLY love me! Yes I do! Oh, NO you don't! Um... -line? Don't you just love reality shows?

18 July 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, how'd you like ABS like THIS? EAT something!!!

19 July 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Mulroony, I've heard there is a tribe of headshrinkers in this jungle. Are you aware of that? yes, sir, i am. He's gonna need a smaller pit helmet.

20 July 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Bob, we've only got 3 seconds before the bomb explodes! Cut the red wire, not the green one! Bernice, there's something I've always wanted to tell you... Yes? ...I'm color-blind. Bye-bye, Bob and Bernice.

21 July 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

The court calls Gouda May Freegenweegenswallodribbenfraxenlaxenismabittle to the stand. Be seated, Mrs. Freegenweegenswallodribbenfraxenlaxenismabittle. Please state your name.

22 July 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I hate cats. Hate them. Hate, hate, hate them! I think I met that guy.

23 July 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

click Ooh...reality TV... Today, on "Wild and Crazy Animals with Pat Schepple"... Cats! Why do they climb up trees? They can't get down out of them... So why do they keep climbing up them? Hey, Garfield! It's dress-up-lie-a-wombatnight! Ask me,

24 July 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

You look like you're in as good a mood as I am! Yes, I am, Jon. Did you take the last cookie too?

25 July 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Well, I guess I'll go mow the lawn. As soon as I reassemble the mower! Wrench?

26 July 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Beware of the Dog PITY the Dog

27 July 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

It's my birthday. BURP! Sorry, I didn't have time to wrap it.

28 July 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click clickclick click clic

29 July 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

What time is it? It's snack time!

30 July 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh I'm bored. What to do... What to do?... How about a nap? Saaay...how ABOUT a nap? How about a NAP?!! Nuts. Now I'm so excited.

31 July 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

...and now back to our show on natural disasters... Help! The creek's risin'! The floods-they're a-comin'! Augglubbbbll-glub-l-glubb.

1 August 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Ellen, I have the perfect evening planned for us. -do whe what? Well, yeah, we do kind of have to be together. And poof goes another perfect evening.

2 August 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Ellen, I'd give ANYTHING if you'd go out with me. Wow. That's a lot of zeros. You could always hock your dignity.

3 August 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Ellen, my life is meaningless without you. IT's meaningless anyway. What do you mean my life is meaningless ANYway?!! Great minds think alike.

4 August 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

What's that, Ellen? ...you think I'm boring? Me? ...BORING?! Well, Ellen, let me tell you a little story... Z Z

5 August 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Ellen, if you hang upon me, I'll never call you again! CLICK Oh, poor, poor Ellen... Poor, poor beside-herself-with-joy Ellen.

6 August 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I think I'll hypnotize Odie. Hmm. He appears to already be in a trance. Of course with dogs, it's hard to tell. Let's see how receptive he is to suggestion. You are a chiiickennn... cluck cluck cluck Is Odie hypnotized? No. Juststupid.

7 August 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Let's play "Scary Words". Riiight. Words don't scare me. "Lasagna Famine". Garfield? Breathe! I can't breathe!

8 August 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Never iron pants while you're wearing them. Thanks. I'll remember that the next time I wear pants.

9 August 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield! Why is there a fish in your dish?! I'm returning him to his natural habitat. sploosh! ...my stomach!

10 August 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Picnic time! All right! Don't I get a sandwich? Blankets don't eat.

11 August 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Cat breath... ...versus dog breath. You be the judge!

12 August 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Cookies * This will save you a step. Cookies

13 August 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

What do you do today...what to do? ... I could raid the fridge... Or watch some TV... Or take a nap... *I* know! I'll go see what that rascal, Odie, is up to.

14 August 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

HACK! Garfield! Is this your feather? Do I look like a canary?

15 August 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

You know, you can't eat just one canary. Once I start eating canaries, I just can't stop! So, what's YOUR favorite snack food?

16 August 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

So, I sneak up on this cat, see... And then I beat the stuffing out of him! I think I'll go for a cheese sandwich.

17 August 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Being yellow in color, you would think canaries would have a buttery flavor. But they don't. Go away. Or lemony!

18 August 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Those are Murray's feathers! This can only mean one thing... Murray's molting! I like you.

19 August 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I was in your neighborhood, so I thought I'd hand deliver this. Gee thanks, dag. Garfield! We got an invitation to Blondie and Dagwood's anniversary party! FOOD! "No gifts. Casual dress. Dialogue and lettering will be provided". Yesss!I won't ev

20 August 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

* dingle dingle Oh. Odieee. skit skit skit skit * dingle dingle dingle dingle No traction on the linoleum. skitty skitty skitty skitty skitty * dingle dingle dingle dingle dingle dingle skittitty skittitty skittitty skittitty skittittyskittitty WHOOMP SH

21 August 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, Garfield! I baked a cake today! Do tell. But I guess you know that. Duh.

22 August 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

So that's why the ceiling fan stopped.

23 August 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Wait! You can't eat me! Why? Uh, well...'cause I'm plastic? Yeh, that's it! I'm plastic! If you're gonna lie, you gotta lie with authority. I'll remember that.

24 August 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon, you are such a klutz. Get off the floor. You pushed me off my chair! And why must you dwell on the past?!

25 August 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

POING He's holding his concentration better than usual.

26 August 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Care to try out the non-stick surface of my new skillet? Sure! What fun! In fact, I want to invite all my friends, too! I'll be right back! Perhaps my ploy was a bit too obvious...

27 August 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

* RIIIN... Hello? Mrs. Feeny is on the phone. Give her my love. She's angry with you again. She's beautiful when she scrowls. I can hear her teeth grinding. In her mouth, or in the glass? She wants to know where her blommers are.They're now in a circus te

28 August 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Woe is me! My dish is empty! * ding Thank goodness my prk chops are ready.

29 August 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

That's odd. It's missing. Garfield, have you seen twnty pounds of kitty litter? Memo of self: read labels.

30 August 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I've stolen Odie's bone! It's all mine! And boy, is this disgusting!

31 August 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm going to leap on that donut! Okay, I'm going to waddle over that donut!

1 September 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield here! With a special safety tip for all you boys and girls out there... Never stand between me and my dinner!

2 September 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Question... If I ate the ingredients separately... Would they form a lasagna in my stomach? NOW what are we going to have for dinner?

3 September 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Oboy! It's here! Have a nice day! bweeeen ping SPWAK zzzzzzzzzz SPLAT! My...what a nice day!

4 September 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

...you cats! TAKE! TAKE! TAKE! You're right. GIVE! GIVE! GIVE!

5 September 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

That's disgusting! What's his problem? You'd think he'd never seen a hairball scrapbook before.

6 September 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I would like to be alone. You got it! Well? I'll stand guard.

7 September 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Not counting this bag... We're completely out of potato chips. How unfortunate and how so very strange.

8 September 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

beep beep bip bip boop boop boop Hello, Luigi's Pizza Parlor. It's for you.

9 September 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Well, it wasn't easy, but I got both shoes on the same foot! Is it any wonder I sleep 18 hours a day?

10 September 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

What's with the big grin? I'm grinning? That can't be! I'm VERY unhappy. MY FACe MUST BE UNDER THE CONTROL OF GRIN-HAPPY ALIENS FROM ANOTHER PLANET! Oh, the horror of it all! You ate the last donut, didn't you? It's the grin-happyaliens, I tell you!

11 September 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I have here a message of hope. ...a promise of dreams come true, of desires fulfilled... Is that a shopping list? Helloooo.

12 September 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I said go get the ball. I didn't say bring it back.

13 September 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey! Where are my slippers?! You left them in my food bowl again. Well, then give 'em to me! PTOOEY bonk

14 September 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, how about a display of affection? purr That's IT?!! Hey, that WAS even kinda sappy for a cat.

15 September 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I was out late last night. You got lost, didn't you? A lot of the houses around here look alike!

16 September 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

WHOA! CRASH! That tree almost fell on me! I am one lucky cat, huh, Jon? Jon?

17 September 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

* bip bip boop boop beep beep boop Hi, I'd like to order a pizza. With everything on it. BIGGER THAN LARGE YOU DORK And do you have anything bigger than a large, you dork? Oops.

18 September 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

SLUP How's the coffee? It got the job done.

19 September 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Do NOT kick Odie! You're the boss. SLAP!

20 September 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Everything is your fault. Well... Except the weather. Nobody's perfect.

21 September 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Who knows? Maybe there ARE beings on other planets. Yeah... Chickens would be nice.

22 September 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

198 199 200 rings! Do you suppose she isn't home?

23 September 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

You wait right here while I do nothing. I'm back. You are so strange.

24 September 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh I saw the CUTEST girl at the deli today, Garfield. She was a vision, standing at the counter right in front of the chopped liver... The smell of love and hot pastrami filled the air... Suddemly, I was a knish on a mission! Irushed over to her and sai

25 September 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Oh, sure... We cats didn't invent the nap. We merely perfected it.

26 September 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

You shouldn't just lie here, Garfield. I shouldn't? Cool... I'm a rebel!

27 September 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

If you stay there long enough, you'll get covered with dust... And eventually, nobody will be able to see you! Good. Then maybe the nagging will stop.

28 September 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

That ceiling looks like a wall. Which proves my point. Standing is overrated.

29 September 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Getting some rest? Nope... I'm doing nothing. The two can appear amazingly similar to the untrained eye.

30 September 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

One thing about cats... They're very curious animals. And why is that, Garfield? Don't know, don't care.

1 October 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

PSSSHHHFFFFFT sluuuck

2 October 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

** DING-DONG Pavlov's cat.

3 October 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

It's a cruel world! BOOT! That's where I'm placing the blame, anyway.

4 October 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Ellen, I just wanted you to know...I already HAVE a date for friday! YES, a mammal! Go easy on her, she's really hurting.

5 October 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

My peanut butter cups! MY mid-morning, post-breakfast, pre-nap snack.

6 October 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Bad date, Garfield. She was a mime. What does this mean? Some things are best left unsaid.

7 October 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Is that a canary feather? Not anymore.

8 October 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

LICK poo

9 October 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I saw THE cutest girl in the supermarket today...she was so... Do you even care? Only if you remembered to buy the donuts.

10 October 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I saw THE cutest girl at the bowling alley today. She was working at the snack bar. I've never eaten so many (burp) nachos in my life. I'll bet *I* have.

11 October 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I saw that cute perfume tester girl at the mall again. I asked her if she wanted to go to Wienerworld in her break. Then she hosed me with "Eau de Sauerkraut". Goes well with wieners.

12 October 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I saw THE cutest girl in the kissing booth at the fair today. So I bought her whole roll of tickets... Then she went on break and Delores the Wonder Chimp stepped in for her. Is that banana on your breath?

13 October 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

What's that, Heidi? You hate me with every fiber of your being? That may not be a good sign. Depending on how many fibers her being has.

14 October 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

GOBBLE GOBBLE SNARF SNARF GULP! BURRRRP You're disgusting. pat pat pat Disgusting and content.

15 October 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

HOOP! -

16 October 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Pillow, please.

17 October 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

If you think I'm throwing it back, you're nuts!

18 October 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

What a day! I thought it would never end. And just whose fault is that? I took several naps and it zipped right away.

19 October 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

You'd have to slow the comic strip WAY down to see that.

20 October 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Where's the fish? On vacation. Oh, look. He sent you a postcard!

21 October 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I think I'll bat that ball of yarn. CLONK! OW! I had a big lunch.

22 October 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

WHUMP!

23 October 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm a mean dog! But everybody LOVES you! I'm a failure. Who's mean now?

24 October 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Beware Of The Dog *Breath!* Now THAT hurts. Mint?

25 October 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Sorry. It just doesn't work. Really? Can you be more specific? Well... The ruffles are all wrong. Beware of the Dog

26 October 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Very impressive. Why, thank you! My new CD is available in the lobby! What IS this world coming to?!

27 October 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Why don't you leave? Okay. Boy, to think of all the time I wasted barking.

28 October 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

My chain broke! I'm free! I'm free to...uh... ...uh... Dogs don't handle change well.

29 October 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm going to scare Jon. Heeey, that's a great look for you! It is? Just super! But it NEEDS something... Ah! Here it is! You're not taking me seriously, are you? Perfect!

30 October 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

This is a warm moment, isn't it? Sure. A man and his cat. Whatever. I didn't say you could touch me.

31 October 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I had a bad haircut. Two wrongs don't make a right, pal!

1 November 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

You can't fool me. What? You're up to something. No, I'm not. But now I feel obligated. KICK

2 November 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

BIP BIP BOOP BEEP BEEP BEEP BOOP Welcome to Luigi's Pizza...if you'd like a pizza, touch one... How can a number wear off of a keypad? Touching it 10,000 times might do the trick.

3 November 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Thelma Lou Lickspittle! I wonder if she ever got married? For her sake, I sure hope so.

4 November 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

GARFIELD! Let's hear it for flocked wallpaper.

5 November 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

BARK -

6 November 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Tonight, on "Snack and Chat," we have with us the world's largest woman. So, Ma'am, to what do you attribute your size? You gotta finish that? I'm going to have to start a fan club.

7 November 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

And what is your special talent, sir? I play the saw. ** * ** * *** Whoops. *BWONG* SLAP OW! Is there a carpenter in the house?

8 November 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Welcome to "Rice is Nice!" The cooking show where ALL we cook is rice...on EVERY show... Is that UNDERSTOOD?! Sounds like SOMEone could use a cheeseburger.

9 November 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Oh, Marie! I could never live without you! Nor I you, Ted! Let's get married! Oooookaaay...let me just check my schedule... MUHWEE! COME MACK! COME MACK! MUHWEE! It's tough to talk with a day planner in your nose.

10 November 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Next, on "Most Amazing Police Chases"... Stop. Okay. That IS amazing.

11 November 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

My next guest is a big rock. THUD Thanks for dropping in. Gooood-bye.

12 November 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

grumble Time for a midnight snack. chomp chew chomp chew GULP GULP BURP! Whoops. Ate the bulb again.

13 November 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I have a smart alarm clock. It had the good sense not to get me up early. Your alarm clock is eating your breakfast.

14 November 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, Odie! Fetch the stick! A little quick on the draw there, aren't we, trigger?

15 November 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

YAWN zzzzz I swallowed a fly! Come onnnnn, dessert!

16 November 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

What a nice day. But they never last. Stupid nice day.

17 November 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

People with pets tend to live longer. That's hard to believe. Boy, tamper with a guy's brakes just once and you're marked for life!

18 November 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Question: is everything better with melted cheese on it? I have a missing sweatsock. Anser: "No".

19 November 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

THONK -

20 November 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Who wants pizza? What are you doing? My today-really-stunk-until-this-moment dance.

21 November 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I'd like an extra large pizza with triple toppings of everything. Yes...I'm the guy with the cat. Yes...I'll leave the money on the driveway. Wimps.

22 November 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

How about pizza again tonight? What? I've never loved you more than at this very moment.

23 November 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

PUT THE TURKEY BACK! I was just taking it for a walk.

24 November 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, what's a five-letter word for "a flat bread dough covered with tomato sauce, cheese, herbs, meat, and various... You dial. You order. beep boop boop.

25 November 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I'd like to travel the world. What a wonderful ambition, Jon! I say, go for it! And bring back a pizza!

26 November 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Dog origami.

27 November 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

The first snowflake! YESSSSS! Hot chocolate season is here!

28 November 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Christmas may not be able to get here fast enough... WHUMP But WINTER sure can.

29 November 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield...Santa Claus is coming to town! Really? He can share MY room!

30 November 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Ah nee ah gwass ub wadda. Guess who's been licking Christmas card envelopes all day? Wadda...

1 December 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

* Ah, the first Christmas carol of the season. It's hard to believe that in just three short weeks... ** * I'm gonna be SICK of that sucker.

2 December 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I have to let Santa know...have you been good or bad this year? Good! Aside from the incessant, compulsive lying.

3 December 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

crack crack crack Dear Santa, this is Garfield. I am writing to tell you about my behavior this past calendar year. It has been good. Very good...nay, outstanding...nay, nay, exemplary. I might even go so far as to say that I havebeen a paragon of virtue,

4 December 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

If Santa brings me what I want, he gets the hat back.

5 December 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Christmas is coming. For those of you unable to take a big, fat hint.

6 December 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Burp

7 December 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Awww... You look like you could use some Christmas cheer! If I live to be a hundred, I will still never understand cats.

8 December 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

I finally found the perfect Christmas stocking. HEY! Who nailed my waders to the mantle?! We're talking quantity, not quality here.

9 December 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

SLAM So, how did caroling go? I swallowed my pitch pipe. That's my Jon... Ever the showman! *

10 December 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

DONK DONK DONK DONK! OW! Okay! We'll get a real one!

11 December 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, everybody... It's the holiday season! Have you hugged your Christmas tree today?

12 December 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

pull CHA-CHING *

13 December 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

* kiss Self-service.

14 December 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Have Pity

15 December 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

CHOMP -

16 December 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

It's time for Christmas cookies! ...do you HEAR me?! I GOTTA learn how to talk. Y'know, we should bake some Christmas cookies.

17 December 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh... Bacon and eggs... Pencil and paper... Peas and carrots... Yin and yang... Peanut butter and jelly... Christmas and cookies... I'll start the oven.

18 December 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, Odie, look at this! Jon's baking Christmas cookies! -

19 December 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Mrs. Feeny sent us another fruitcake this year. It looks exactly like the one she sent us last year. But we threw that one away... I'll get the mallet and wooden stake.

20 December 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Happy holiday, cats! SMACK! GIFT WRAP?! Fa-la-lah, baby.

21 December 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Now back to "Enos Gumalot, The Elevator Operator Who Saved Christmas". * ding Merry Christmas, Santa... What floor, please? Roof. You da MAN, Enos.

22 December 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

The stockings are hung...the milk and cookies have been put out... The milk and cookies are GONE. Maybe Santa showed up (burp) early.

23 December 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Ho! Ho! Ho! Z

24 December 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Z T POING! SHOOM! For Garfield RIP RIP RIP TEAR TEAR TEAR SHRED SHRED SHRED How do you like your gift, Garfield? Gift?

25 December 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

You can take that hat off now. -

26 December 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

You'll be happy to know mom didn't knit you a sweater this Christmas... She decided to branch out and made you a SCARF instead! -

27 December 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

boing! Got a trampoline for Christmas.

28 December 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Hi, Beth, it's Jon...wanna go out for new year's? Married? ...wow. And children, too? How many? Nobody has 400 kids, Beth. That's a lot of sippy cups.

29 December 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Hi, Lisa, are you free on new year's eve? AIIIYYYEEEE THUD! Lisa, you faked your own death LAST year. Let the poor woman rest in peace.

30 December 2005
 
 
   
Garfield

Oh, so you have a party to go to tonight... Rub it in, why don't you? fweeeee

31 December 2005
 




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