- Hey, everyone! We're here! - My little Jon-Jon! squeeze - Hiya, son. SMACK! - Hey, bro. POP - 'sup, sport? NOOGIE, NOOGIE NOOGIE - What more could you ask for in a family? Two aspirin and a neck brace?
Sigh... - Well, Jon went up to fix the leaky roof again... - Who knows why our roof leaks... - Maybe our shingles are cracked... - Or warped... - WHUMP! - ...but I strongly suspect they're loose. Mommy...
Sigh... - Another birthday. - This one's number 27... - And that's pretty old for a cat. - If only there were something I could do... - - You're walking backwards. It's only a theory, but it just might work.
Bob, we've only got 3 seconds before the bomb explodes! - Cut the red wire, not the green one! Bernice, there's something I've always wanted to tell you... - Yes? ...I'm color-blind. Bye-bye, Bob and Bernice.
I saw THE cutest girl in the kissing booth at the fair today. - So I bought her whole roll of tickets... - Then she went on break and Delores the Wonder Chimp stepped in for her. Is that banana on your breath?
Oh, Marie! I could never live without you! Nor I you, Ted! Let's get married! - Oooookaaay...let me just check my schedule... - MUHWEE! COME MACK! COME MACK! MUHWEE! It's tough to talk with a day planner in your nose.
been a paragon of virtue, a shining example...indeed, a role model and ispiration to cats everywhere. - ...across this great land of ours...not to mention the entire universe! - If you're gonna lie, lie big!