* HONNNK!!! You do that to me every year! But what better way to start the year. -than with a cruel laugh at your expense?
1 January 2005
Garfield... ...i love you. I love you, too. pat pat pat But do you respect me? I love you, too. pat pat pat
2 January 2005
Well, the holidays are officially over. Time to get back to my old routine... What are YOU doing? My old routine.
3 January 2005
I think I'll lie here all day. I can't think of anything to do today. Bum.
4 January 2005
Garfield, all you do is sleep. Sleep, and sleep, and sleep, and sleep. Know what I call someone like that? Frisky?
5 January 2005
Time for a nice nap... Th eice-cream truck is coming up the street! Looks like we've got ourselves in a real dilemma here...
6 January 2005
You are the laziest creature on earth. YES! I'd celebrate, but that might cost me my ranking.
7 January 2005
Imagine what your life would be like if you had wings. Grim... I'd have to sleep on my stomach.
8 January 2005
You mice have it nice. A little cheese and you're happy. You got that right. Not so with cats. We need more out of life. More? Like naps. But that's less! With cats, less IS more.
9 January 2005
Z Huh? What happened? You're awake. Oh, so that's what this is.
10 January 2005
SOMEone clawed the couch. *I* have claws! Ooh! Ooh! Blame me! Blame me!
11 January 2005
I can't figure this riddle out. And they printed the answer upside down! Oh, great! The answer's right side up, but now the eiddle's upside down! That's my exit cue.
12 January 2005
Dogs put way too much effort into doing nothing.
13 January 2005
Ellen, words cannot describe my feelings for you... -so let me express them with music instead. Anna-one, anna-two... Anna bye-bye, Ellen.
14 January 2005
I thought we were going to have fun today. Hmmm... REMEMBER that nap we took? Maybe it happened again.
15 January 2005
Ungh. Unnnggghhh. ERRRRRGGGHHHH HUP!-AAAARRRGGGHH POP! HA! It's OFF! * LALALALALALALA * The "pickle jar lid victory dance".
16 January 2005
Jon, wake up! I have news! click I'm shedding!
17 January 2005
Behind you is an awful lot of cat hair. Stop following me!
18 January 2005
May I have a word with you? I believe this cat hair is yours. Not anymore.
19 January 2005
It's like Jon always says, you can't have too much cat hair in the house. Well he doesn't ALWAYS say it.
20 January 2005
GARFIELD! Like I can stop shedding on command!
21 January 2005
I'm going to rake the living room. I was shedding in the kitchen, too!
22 January 2005
You're a good friend, Odie. And do you know why? Because even after all I've done to you over the years... You must turn the other cheek and take it in stride. Kick Me
23 January 2005
I'm bored. OW! You kicked me! And now you're not bored!
24 January 2005
Today I got my head stuck in a wastebasket. Uh-huh. The I got the wastebasket stuck in a trash can. Okay... Then I got the trash can stuck in a dumpster. Let's skip to the landfill, shall we?
25 January 2005
Garfield? Yes? You glued my elbows to the table again, didn't you? Yup. And my cup, too! Now, try to take your hand off your face.
26 January 2005
SLAP Tag team begging.
27 January 2005
I never get invited to parties. I blame you. Everyone else THANKS me.
28 January 2005
WHIRRRRR Had a little trouble with the can opener. You're pathetic.
29 January 2005
click My next guest is a ghost. Welcome to the show. Glad to be here. So, what's new with you? Not much, really. I'm dead, you know. And what's that like? It's kind of fun... I can float throuch walls, and... BOO! YAAAH! -do that.There went a perfectly go
30 January 2005
Let's talk coincidence. Is it any coincidence that a canary fits perfectly on a hot dog bun? I think not. Come back here!
31 January 2005