One thing about cats... - They're very curious animals. - And why is that, Garfield? Don't know, don't care.
1 October 2005
- - - PSSSHHHFFFFFT sluuuck
2 October 2005
** DING-DONG - - Pavlov's cat.
3 October 2005
It's a cruel world! - BOOT! - That's where I'm placing the blame, anyway.
4 October 2005
Ellen, I just wanted you to know...I already HAVE a date for friday! - YES, a mammal! Go easy on her, she's really hurting.
5 October 2005
- - My peanut butter cups! MY mid-morning, post-breakfast, pre-nap snack.
6 October 2005
Bad date, Garfield. - She was a mime. - What does this mean? Some things are best left unsaid.
7 October 2005
- - Is that a canary feather? Not anymore.
8 October 2005
- - - - - LICK - poo
9 October 2005
I saw THE cutest girl in the supermarket today...she was so... - - Do you even care? Only if you remembered to buy the donuts.
10 October 2005
I saw THE cutest girl at the bowling alley today. - She was working at the snack bar. - I've never eaten so many (burp) nachos in my life. I'll bet *I* have.
11 October 2005
I saw that cute perfume tester girl at the mall again. - I asked her if she wanted to go to Wienerworld in her break. - Then she hosed me with "Eau de Sauerkraut". Goes well with wieners.
12 October 2005
I saw THE cutest girl in the kissing booth at the fair today. - So I bought her whole roll of tickets... - Then she went on break and Delores the Wonder Chimp stepped in for her. Is that banana on your breath?
13 October 2005
What's that, Heidi? - You hate me with every fiber of your being? - That may not be a good sign. - Depending on how many fibers her being has.
14 October 2005
GOBBLE GOBBLE SNARF SNARF GULP! - BURRRRP - You're disgusting. pat pat pat Disgusting and content.
15 October 2005
- - - - HOOP! - -
16 October 2005
- - Pillow, please.
17 October 2005
- - If you think I'm throwing it back, you're nuts!
18 October 2005
What a day! - I thought it would never end. And just whose fault is that? - I took several naps and it zipped right away.
19 October 2005
- - You'd have to slow the comic strip WAY down to see that.
20 October 2005
Where's the fish? - On vacation. - Oh, look. He sent you a postcard!
21 October 2005
I think I'll bat that ball of yarn. - CLONK! OW! - I had a big lunch.
22 October 2005
- - - - - - WHUMP!
23 October 2005
I'm a mean dog! - But everybody LOVES you! - I'm a failure. Who's mean now?
24 October 2005
Beware Of The Dog - *Breath!* - Now THAT hurts. Mint?
25 October 2005
Sorry. It just doesn't work. Really? - Can you be more specific? Well... - The ruffles are all wrong. Beware of the Dog
26 October 2005
BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! - Very impressive. - Why, thank you! My new CD is available in the lobby! What IS this world coming to?!
27 October 2005
Why don't you leave? Okay. - - Boy, to think of all the time I wasted barking.
28 October 2005
My chain broke! I'm free! - I'm free to...uh... - ...uh... Dogs don't handle change well.
29 October 2005
- I'm going to scare Jon. - Heeey, that's a great look for you! - It is? Just super! - But it NEEDS something... - Ah! Here it is! - You're not taking me seriously, are you? Perfect!
30 October 2005
This is a warm moment, isn't it? Sure. - A man and his cat. Whatever. - I didn't say you could touch me.
31 October 2005