One thing about cats... They're very curious animals. And why is that, Garfield? Don't know, don't care.
1 October 2005
2 October 2005
** DING-DONG Pavlov's cat.
3 October 2005
It's a cruel world! BOOT! That's where I'm placing the blame, anyway.
4 October 2005
Ellen, I just wanted you to know...I already HAVE a date for friday! YES, a mammal! Go easy on her, she's really hurting.
5 October 2005
My peanut butter cups! MY mid-morning, post-breakfast, pre-nap snack.
6 October 2005
Bad date, Garfield. She was a mime. What does this mean? Some things are best left unsaid.
7 October 2005
Is that a canary feather? Not anymore.
8 October 2005
9 October 2005
I saw THE cutest girl in the supermarket today...she was so... Do you even care? Only if you remembered to buy the donuts.
10 October 2005
I saw THE cutest girl at the bowling alley today. She was working at the snack bar. I've never eaten so many (burp) nachos in my life. I'll bet *I* have.
11 October 2005
I saw that cute perfume tester girl at the mall again. I asked her if she wanted to go to Wienerworld in her break. Then she hosed me with "Eau de Sauerkraut". Goes well with wieners.
12 October 2005
I saw THE cutest girl in the kissing booth at the fair today. So I bought her whole roll of tickets... Then she went on break and Delores the Wonder Chimp stepped in for her. Is that banana on your breath?
13 October 2005
What's that, Heidi? You hate me with every fiber of your being? That may not be a good sign. Depending on how many fibers her being has.
14 October 2005
GOBBLE GOBBLE SNARF SNARF GULP! BURRRRP You're disgusting. pat pat pat Disgusting and content.
15 October 2005
16 October 2005
17 October 2005
If you think I'm throwing it back, you're nuts!
18 October 2005
What a day! I thought it would never end. And just whose fault is that? I took several naps and it zipped right away.
19 October 2005
You'd have to slow the comic strip WAY down to see that.
20 October 2005
Where's the fish? On vacation. Oh, look. He sent you a postcard!
21 October 2005
I think I'll bat that ball of yarn. CLONK! OW! I had a big lunch.
22 October 2005
23 October 2005
I'm a mean dog! But everybody LOVES you! I'm a failure. Who's mean now?
24 October 2005
Beware Of The Dog *Breath!* Now THAT hurts. Mint?
25 October 2005
Sorry. It just doesn't work. Really? Can you be more specific? Well... The ruffles are all wrong. Beware of the Dog
26 October 2005
BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Very impressive. Why, thank you! My new CD is available in the lobby! What IS this world coming to?!
27 October 2005
Why don't you leave? Okay. Boy, to think of all the time I wasted barking.
28 October 2005
My chain broke! I'm free! I'm free to...uh... ...uh... Dogs don't handle change well.
29 October 2005
I'm going to scare Jon. Heeey, that's a great look for you! It is? Just super! But it NEEDS something... Ah! Here it is! You're not taking me seriously, are you? Perfect!
30 October 2005
This is a warm moment, isn't it? Sure. A man and his cat. Whatever. I didn't say you could touch me.
31 October 2005