Ah nee ah gwass ub wadda. Guess who's been licking Christmas card envelopes all day? Wadda...
1 December 2005
* Ah, the first Christmas carol of the season. It's hard to believe that in just three short weeks... ** * I'm gonna be SICK of that sucker.
2 December 2005
I have to let Santa know...have you been good or bad this year? Good! Aside from the incessant, compulsive lying.
3 December 2005
4 December 2005
If Santa brings me what I want, he gets the hat back.
5 December 2005
Christmas is coming. For those of you unable to take a big, fat hint.
6 December 2005
7 December 2005
Awww... You look like you could use some Christmas cheer! If I live to be a hundred, I will still never understand cats.
8 December 2005
I finally found the perfect Christmas stocking. HEY! Who nailed my waders to the mantle?! We're talking quantity, not quality here.
9 December 2005
SLAM So, how did caroling go? I swallowed my pitch pipe. That's my Jon... Ever the showman! *
10 December 2005
DONK DONK DONK DONK! OW! Okay! We'll get a real one!
11 December 2005
Hey, everybody... It's the holiday season! Have you hugged your Christmas tree today?
12 December 2005
pull CHA-CHING *
13 December 2005
* kiss Self-service.
14 December 2005
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16 December 2005
It's time for Christmas cookies! ...do you HEAR me?! I GOTTA learn how to talk. Y'know, we should bake some Christmas cookies.
17 December 2005
Sigh... Bacon and eggs... Pencil and paper... Peas and carrots... Yin and yang... Peanut butter and jelly... Christmas and cookies... I'll start the oven.
18 December 2005
Hey, Odie, look at this! Jon's baking Christmas cookies! -
19 December 2005
Mrs. Feeny sent us another fruitcake this year. It looks exactly like the one she sent us last year. But we threw that one away... I'll get the mallet and wooden stake.
20 December 2005
Happy holiday, cats! SMACK! GIFT WRAP?! Fa-la-lah, baby.
21 December 2005
Now back to "Enos Gumalot, The Elevator Operator Who Saved Christmas". * ding Merry Christmas, Santa... What floor, please? Roof. You da MAN, Enos.
22 December 2005
The stockings are hung...the milk and cookies have been put out... The milk and cookies are GONE. Maybe Santa showed up (burp) early.
23 December 2005
Ho! Ho! Ho! Z
24 December 2005
Z T POING! SHOOM! For Garfield RIP RIP RIP TEAR TEAR TEAR SHRED SHRED SHRED How do you like your gift, Garfield? Gift?
25 December 2005
You can take that hat off now. -
26 December 2005
You'll be happy to know mom didn't knit you a sweater this Christmas... She decided to branch out and made you a SCARF instead! -
27 December 2005
boing! Got a trampoline for Christmas.
28 December 2005
Hi, Beth, it's Jon...wanna go out for new year's? Married? ...wow. And children, too? How many? Nobody has 400 kids, Beth. That's a lot of sippy cups.
29 December 2005
Hi, Lisa, are you free on new year's eve? AIIIYYYEEEE THUD! Lisa, you faked your own death LAST year. Let the poor woman rest in peace.
30 December 2005
Oh, so you have a party to go to tonight... Rub it in, why don't you? fweeeee
31 December 2005