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Garfield

Ah nee ah gwass ub wadda. Guess who's been licking Christmas card envelopes all day? Wadda...

1 December 2005
 


 
Garfield

* Ah, the first Christmas carol of the season. It's hard to believe that in just three short weeks... ** * I'm gonna be SICK of that sucker.

2 December 2005
 


 
Garfield

I have to let Santa know...have you been good or bad this year? Good! Aside from the incessant, compulsive lying.

3 December 2005
 


 
Garfield

crack crack crack Dear Santa, this is Garfield. I am writing to tell you about my behavior this past calendar year. It has been good. Very good...nay, outstanding...nay, nay, exemplary. I might even go so far as to say that I havebeen a paragon of virtue,

4 December 2005
 


 
Garfield

If Santa brings me what I want, he gets the hat back.

5 December 2005
 


 
Garfield

Christmas is coming. For those of you unable to take a big, fat hint.

6 December 2005
 


 
Garfield

Burp

7 December 2005
 


 
Garfield

Awww... You look like you could use some Christmas cheer! If I live to be a hundred, I will still never understand cats.

8 December 2005
 


 
Garfield

I finally found the perfect Christmas stocking. HEY! Who nailed my waders to the mantle?! We're talking quantity, not quality here.

9 December 2005
 


 
Garfield

SLAM So, how did caroling go? I swallowed my pitch pipe. That's my Jon... Ever the showman! *

10 December 2005
 


 
Garfield

DONK DONK DONK DONK! OW! Okay! We'll get a real one!

11 December 2005
 


 
Garfield

Hey, everybody... It's the holiday season! Have you hugged your Christmas tree today?

12 December 2005
 


 
Garfield

pull CHA-CHING *

13 December 2005
 


 
Garfield

* kiss Self-service.

14 December 2005
 


 
Garfield

Have Pity

15 December 2005
 


 
Garfield

CHOMP -

16 December 2005
 


 
Garfield

It's time for Christmas cookies! ...do you HEAR me?! I GOTTA learn how to talk. Y'know, we should bake some Christmas cookies.

17 December 2005
 


 
Garfield

Sigh... Bacon and eggs... Pencil and paper... Peas and carrots... Yin and yang... Peanut butter and jelly... Christmas and cookies... I'll start the oven.

18 December 2005
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Odie, look at this! Jon's baking Christmas cookies! -

19 December 2005
 


 
Garfield

Mrs. Feeny sent us another fruitcake this year. It looks exactly like the one she sent us last year. But we threw that one away... I'll get the mallet and wooden stake.

20 December 2005
 


 
Garfield

Happy holiday, cats! SMACK! GIFT WRAP?! Fa-la-lah, baby.

21 December 2005
 


 
Garfield

Now back to "Enos Gumalot, The Elevator Operator Who Saved Christmas". * ding Merry Christmas, Santa... What floor, please? Roof. You da MAN, Enos.

22 December 2005
 


 
Garfield

The stockings are hung...the milk and cookies have been put out... The milk and cookies are GONE. Maybe Santa showed up (burp) early.

23 December 2005
 


 
Garfield

Ho! Ho! Ho! Z

24 December 2005
 


 
Garfield

Z T POING! SHOOM! For Garfield RIP RIP RIP TEAR TEAR TEAR SHRED SHRED SHRED How do you like your gift, Garfield? Gift?

25 December 2005
 


 
Garfield

You can take that hat off now. -

26 December 2005
 


 
Garfield

You'll be happy to know mom didn't knit you a sweater this Christmas... She decided to branch out and made you a SCARF instead! -

27 December 2005
 


 
Garfield

boing! Got a trampoline for Christmas.

28 December 2005
 


 
Garfield

Hi, Beth, it's Jon...wanna go out for new year's? Married? ...wow. And children, too? How many? Nobody has 400 kids, Beth. That's a lot of sippy cups.

29 December 2005
 


 
Garfield

Hi, Lisa, are you free on new year's eve? AIIIYYYEEEE THUD! Lisa, you faked your own death LAST year. Let the poor woman rest in peace.

30 December 2005
 


 
Garfield

Oh, so you have a party to go to tonight... Rub it in, why don't you? fweeeee

31 December 2005
 




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