- Ah nee ah gwass ub wadda. - Guess who's been licking Christmas card envelopes all day? Wadda...
1 December 2005
* Ah, the first Christmas carol of the season. - It's hard to believe that in just three short weeks... ** - * I'm gonna be SICK of that sucker.
2 December 2005
I have to let Santa know...have you been good or bad this year? - Good! - Aside from the incessant, compulsive lying.
3 December 2005
crack crack crack - Dear Santa, this is Garfield. - I am writing to tell you about my behavior this past calendar year. - It has been good. Very good...nay, outstanding...nay, nay, exemplary. - I might even go so far as to say that I have
4 December 2005
- - If Santa brings me what I want, he gets the hat back.
5 December 2005
Christmas is coming. - - For those of you unable to take a big, fat hint.
6 December 2005
- - Burp
7 December 2005
Awww... - You look like you could use some Christmas cheer! - If I live to be a hundred, I will still never understand cats.
8 December 2005
I finally found the perfect Christmas stocking. - HEY! - Who nailed my waders to the mantle?! We're talking quantity, not quality here.
9 December 2005
SLAM So, how did caroling go? - I swallowed my pitch pipe. That's my Jon... - Ever the showman! *
10 December 2005
- - - - DONK DONK DONK - - DONK! OW! Okay! We'll get a real one!
11 December 2005
Hey, everybody... - It's the holiday season! - Have you hugged your Christmas tree today?
12 December 2005
- pull - CHA-CHING *
13 December 2005
- * kiss - Self-service.
14 December 2005
- - Have Pity
15 December 2005
- CHOMP -
16 December 2005
It's time for Christmas cookies! ...do you HEAR me?! - - I GOTTA learn how to talk. Y'know, we should bake some Christmas cookies.
17 December 2005
Sigh... - Bacon and eggs... - Pencil and paper... - Peas and carrots... - Yin and yang... - Peanut butter and jelly... - Christmas and cookies... I'll start the oven.
18 December 2005
Hey, Odie, look at this! - Jon's baking Christmas cookies! -
19 December 2005
Mrs. Feeny sent us another fruitcake this year. - It looks exactly like the one she sent us last year. - But we threw that one away... - I'll get the mallet and wooden stake.
20 December 2005
Happy holiday, cats! - SMACK! - GIFT WRAP?! Fa-la-lah, baby.
21 December 2005
Now back to "Enos Gumalot, The Elevator Operator Who Saved Christmas". - * ding Merry Christmas, Santa... - What floor, please? Roof. You da MAN, Enos.
22 December 2005
The stockings are hung...the milk and cookies have been put out... - - The milk and cookies are GONE. Maybe Santa showed up (burp) early.
23 December 2005
- Ho! Ho! Ho! - Z
24 December 2005
Z - T POING! - SHOOM! - For Garfield - - RIP RIP RIP TEAR TEAR TEAR SHRED SHRED SHRED - How do you like your gift, Garfield? Gift?
25 December 2005
You can take that hat off now. - -
26 December 2005
You'll be happy to know mom didn't knit you a sweater this Christmas... - She decided to branch out and made you a SCARF instead! -
27 December 2005
- boing! - Got a trampoline for Christmas.
28 December 2005
Hi, Beth, it's Jon...wanna go out for new year's? - Married? ...wow. And children, too? How many? - Nobody has 400 kids, Beth. That's a lot of sippy cups.
29 December 2005
Hi, Lisa, are you free on new year's eve? - AIIIYYYEEEE THUD! - Lisa, you faked your own death LAST year. Let the poor woman rest in peace.
30 December 2005
Oh, so you have a party to go to tonight... - Rub it in, why don't you? - fweeeee
31 December 2005