Hey! You're the cat who ate my brother! You're the cat who ate my two brothers! I love this family!
1 February 2005
COUGH! HACK! COUGH! HACK Whoa! Did you eve rhave a canary go down the wrong pipe? You're disgusting.
2 February 2005
This decoy isn't working.
3 February 2005
You must think birds aren't very observant. On average, two out of three of them aren't.
4 February 2005
I am a songbird. I bring joy to all who hear me. And to some who don't.
5 February 2005
pack pack pack roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll Uh... Break out the paper cones and the strawberry syrup!
6 February 2005
Bring me food! You ate all the food. Bring me a mint!
7 February 2005
sniff sniff sniff Odir is on the trail of somethin. THUD The wall.
8 February 2005
Hello, Luigi's? I'd like to order a smal llLARGE Pizza to go. A leg hair.
9 February 2005
*snap* *snap* Yes? Scratch my nose.
10 February 2005
Mary only dates compassionate guys. I have to do something kind... I could give someone a pedicure! Step away from the cat.
11 February 2005
Rain. THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! Stop banging your head against the wall!
12 February 2005
13 February 2005
I hope you don't mind me saying... But I think you're swell. Aw, shucks. Now what?
14 February 2005
I love ya, buddy! Me, I'm just being a phony!
15 February 2005
Nobody is nicer than I am! Oh, once there was someone... ...but I took care of thet.
16 February 2005
I'm better than you! Huzzah.
17 February 2005
You're awfully impressed with yourself, aren't you? Yes, we are.
18 February 2005
I'm staring yt you! Who can blame you?
19 February 2005
* Out of my way, bozo. I said step aside, Clyde! Very well, I'll just stand here until you move. Garfield! It's been days! Where have you been? Waiting for a guy to melt.
20 February 2005
sniff sniff sniff sniff Ahhhh...the smell of burning goats. Jon's turned the furnace on.
21 February 2005
OKAY, GUYS, THE COAST IS CLEAR! Advance scout.
22 February 2005
I love winter. FWUMP -about this much.
23 February 2005
Look, Jon! I built a snowcat! What's that? Well, what do you know! I believe he hacked up a snowball.
24 February 2005
The forecast calls for a really bad blizzard today. Great. Now I'll be stuck here till the snowplows come.
25 February 2005
Someday it will warm up. And you will melt into a puddle of water. Nevertheless, I wouldn't mind a sweater today.
26 February 2005
High five. SLAP OIOIOING! -
27 February 2005
Oooh! You must be the cat with the rolled-up newspaper! SMACK I thought he was one of those urban legends.
28 February 2005