1 March 2005
I hate humidity. No kidding.
2 March 2005
Is that a chain? I've put on a little weight, okay?
3 March 2005
All hail! I am king of the spiders! SMACK! I might have been more impressed if I were a spider as well. Good point.
4 March 2005
Wouldn't you like to be like your old man when you grow up, son? SMACK! Gee, I wonder what mom's up to?
5 March 2005
I've gained weight. Now I've lost it... Now I've gained it again! And I lost it again! NOW IT'S BACK!!! YAAAAHHH! That's for not changing my batteries, lardo!
6 March 2005
You think I'm pretty stupid, don't you? Why are you looking at me like that? This is the stare of agreement.
7 March 2005
GOTTA DANCE! WAAHHH CRASH I guess that sounds better than "Gotta fall down".
8 March 2005
Bad ear day.
9 March 2005
tap tap tap tap YAAAHHH! I CAN'T STAND THE BOREDOM! It seems fond of you!
10 March 2005
Hello. YAAAAHHH! All I said was, "Hello". YAAAAHHH!
11 March 2005
You have tuna on your breath. Oh, yeah. GULP
12 March 2005
boink boink boink boink boink boink bonk SPLAT! Heh heh heh
13 March 2005
Snails are slow. You take that back.
14 March 2005
Do you snails ever leave your shells? For only two reasons... And what are they? Fire drills and skinny.dipping.
15 March 2005
I guess I'll park it here for tonight. Would you mind hooking me up? Not at all. Air conditioning.
16 March 2005
It's been nice visiting with you, Mr. Snail, but I have to leave. Me too. Say, you're faster than you look. Back at you.
17 March 2005
Boy, snails have it good. They can retreat into their shells, shut out the world, and sleep away. I should be so lucky.
18 March 2005
! NAP AHOY!
19 March 2005
Oh, no! My sock puppet has turned into a bloodthirsty zombie! He attacks an unsuspecting victim! What are you doing, Garfield? And sucks his life forces rigth out through his skull! Sigh Oh! This is so horrible I can't watch! I'mgoing to throw this thing
20 March 2005
Hey! Where did my lunch go?! BURP Oh, yeah.
21 March 2005
Uh-oh. Lunch doesn't agree wit hbreakfast. They're battling it out... BURP -and lunch wins.
22 March 2005
I finished gnawing the furniture. Now I'm off to eat some cheese and then to chew on socks. Garfield... I'm on it, Jon. Pace yourself!
23 March 2005
Bark What? BARK What? BARK! Well there's no need to yell.
24 March 2005
Ellen, if you hand up on me, you'll break my heart. CLICK Nowww we wait for the guilt to set in. And wait...and wait...and wait...
25 March 2005
I always find it amazing how cats can stare out into space for hours on end. Z
26 March 2005
A lone donut! Aren't you going to eat that? Not yet. I'm waiting for the rest of the herd to return.
27 March 2005
Nothing makes sense anymore! My world is spinning out of control! Here. Salvation!
28 March 2005
That's breakfast, lunch, and dinner... Oh...and a couple of snacks! Now all I have to do is chew! You're disgusting.
29 March 2005
The mighty hunter stalks his prey. He circles and closes in upwind... He singles out the weakest taco...
30 March 2005
You can't always get what you want. I can, but you can't.
31 March 2005